- [Annoying Orange] Hey yo, it's A to the O back again
with another gaming video.
We're gonna play some Job Simulator.
Now, if you can tell, whoa!
My hands are backwards, oh, gotta switch 'em around.
(laughing)
Yeah, I'm actually playing this with a VR headset.
And I'm really excited 'cause the first time I've
ever had hands.
Okay, let's do office worker.
Let's put that, whoa! (robotic voice)
Who's talking?
Oh. - Cubicle farm.
- (groaning) Why're you talkin' to me?
I don't wanna talk to you, go away.
(chuckling) - Thank you, human.
May I have another? - Hey.
I'm not a human, I'm an orange.
(snickering)
- Thank you, human-- - Uh, oh.
- May I have another? - Sure, have another.
(snickering) - Thank you, human.
- Oh, is this the game? - May I have another?
- I love the game.
(snickering)
- Thank you human,
may I have another? - This is the best game ever.
Everybody gets a cartridge, ooh!
A lever, what's this do?
(garbled speech) That's how you start, ooh, yeah.
I got hands, I've got hands, whoa!
What's, what, what, where are we?
- Hello, human.
Welcome to an accurate simulation of office worker.
- Don't tell me you're gonna sit there and monitor
me the whole time.
- Take a look at this board for instructions.
- What board, oh.
That board.
Oh, you brought me a present, oh wow!
There's donuts in here.
(giggling)
Okay, okay, what am I supposed to do with these donuts?
Oh, oh!
(laughing)
I didn't mean to eat them!
Oh no, I'm food and I'm eating food!
(laughing)
I can't stop myself.
(chuckling)
Oh, what do I do?
Oh, I gotta wash it out.
Oh no, I can't wash that out there's no liquid in here.
Ah! (laughing)
I'm so conflicted.
Ooh, a coffee machine.
(giggling)
Alright, yeah.
Okay, see, oh, (giggles) I think I poured it on myself.
You know what I think, buddy?
You're do-nuts!
(giggling)
Ah, donuts.
- [Robot] My glasses!
- What?
Oh, buddy don't make a spectacle of yourself.
Have another donut.
(laughing)
What?
Oh, did you see it balance perfectly?
(chuckling)
Have another.
This is the best game ever.
- Now you're ready to start your day.
- Nuh uh.
- It's time for computer.
- It's time for computer, that bytes.
(giggling)
Get it, computer bytes?
Ooh, how do you make this thing work?
Oh, we gotta hit the power button, oh, hey.
Somebody left a perfectly good paper airplane down here.
Ooh.
Just gonna plug that in and grab this guy and
then I'm gonna throw it over there!
(laughing)
- [Robot] Oh, a message!
- Hey, buddy!
How's it goin'?
(laughing)
I've got hands, it's the best day in the world.
(groans) I hate the internet.
- Who threw this?
- I did. - Stand up.
I can't stand up,
I don't have legs. - Why is it not five
o'clock yet? (Orange giggling)
Ooh, more coffee.
(laughing)
You guys need more pictures of oranges that I can print.
(groaning)
Ooh, here it is, it printed!
Oh, that's awesome.
I hate it and I don't want it.
(laughing)
Work?
Ain't nobody got time for that.
(laughing)
Get it, time?
Oh.
Let me guess, you're gonna come back here for seconds?
(laughing)
Get it, seconds, time?
Oh, I'm just full of 'em.
Ooh, let's see if I can copy a smiley ball.
It's no, it's no, it's definitely not as good as faxing
pizzas to Judge Waffles, but hey, there's, this is gonna
be a second best (laughing) hey, it worked!
Have it!
(laughing)
What's wrong, buddy?
We're having a ball!
(laughing)
Let's make some more.
Ooh, oh, there it is!
I love it.
Okay, back to work, let's see.
65,000 messages?
Forget that. - [Robot] Ah, the freedom
of inbox zero.
- That's how you need to live your life,
if you have too many emails in your inbox,
you just delete 'em all.
That's all you gotta do.
(laughing) that's how you deal with them.
Make me a coffee-bouncy ball hybrid.
- Hey, you. - You mean Orange.
- You're doing a good job. - Oh, thanks.
You deserve cup of coffee in the face, oh, what, what,
oh no, I spilled my coffee.
(laughing)
- [Robot] (mumbling) at least ten seconds?
- Excuse me, you dropped my coffee cup.
(laughing)
Excuse me, you dropped my coffee cup.
(laughing)
This is the best job ever.
Crushed by happiness!
(giggling)
Oh wow, I've been promoted to human.
(laughing)
I've never been a human before.
Just gonna put that right, oh no!
(laughing) I lost it.
Help me.
Help!
What the heck, who's throwing away perfectly good
paper airplanes, it's such a waste!
Wee! (Robot mumbling)
What, is somebody yellin' at, oh hey!
You, you sit back down.
I am the professional paper airplane thrower, you can't,
okay, okay, I gotta sprinkle a little bit of coffee creamer
on my hands, I gotta moisturize.
(laughing)
Um, balancing budgets?
Can somebody give me a hand?
(laughing)
Hey, what's this thing?
Ooh, wait, wait, wait (groaning) oh, no, no, no.
Uh oh, I think I broke it.
I think I broke it.
Hey, it's fine.
Okay, just put everything at zero, and, hey!
We got a profit now, perfect.
Yeah!
Running a business is easy.
(giggling)
Yay, cooking the books.
I don't see a stove.
What?
(screams) Why is there a fire book on fire here, ah!
Get it outta here!
(laughing)
- What the?
What, it's dangerous to have a book on fire in your cubicle,
so I put it in your cubicle.
(robot groans) Ah!
What is it doing in here?
Get it (laughing) outta here!
Yeah!
Wow, good catch. - Wow, you cook those books
like a professional gourmet chef.
- Thanks.
Wait, what the.
Who's throwin' away moldy donuts?
Come on, these are perfectly good moldy donuts.
Moldy donuts, moldy donuts, moldy donuts, yeah!
My moldy donuts, yeah!
Get to work, that's what I'm doing,
I'm making moldy donuts.
Ooh, snack attack.
- At midday, humans would eat
(mumbling) - Excuse me, are you talking?
Ooh, oh yeah, give me that money, honey.
Put that right in there.
Now what do we do?
Okay, which one we want, which one we want?
Let's, let's do some chippin' dippin'.
Yeah, gimme them chips.
(giggling) Yeah, alright, oh yeah, I'm a chip
off the old block and what you gonna do, we need more chips.
We need something to wash down those moldy donuts.
Gonna make some more chips, yeah.
Alright.
Oh, you want me to eat this?
Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Num-num-num-num-num-num-num whoa!
I hate the whole bag.
(groan)
- [Robot] Hey co-worker, can you get me a
candy bar?
- You want a candy bar?
Oh, free money.
I know exactly what to do with that.
Yeah, you know how it goes.
Everybody's workin' for the money.
Oh, what, are you kiddin' me, it makes fake money?
Oh, come on.
Well, I guess now I got a whole stack of funny money.
(laughing)
Okay, I got you a burrito.
It's not a candy bar, but it's a burrito.
I'm gonna make more burritos, though,
'cause I want more for myself.
Here you go, have a burrito.
- That's not what I wanted.
Get me a candy bar.
- What's that, it sounded like you said you wanted
a burrito.
Fine, here's a candy bar.
Okay now get, no, no, hey!
Bring back the snack attack.
(laughing)
Oh, at least I still have a burrito left.
(laughing) Yeah, more burritos.
Seriously, everybody needs a burrito copier.
Here you go buddy, have a burrito.
- [Robot] Hey, what the? (laughing)
- Ah, let's take a close look at this, oh!
(laughing)
I accidentally ate burrito.
I'm sorry.
Ooh, floor burrito.
(laughing) Yeah.
My favorite.
I better make some more burritos.
Just to be on the safe side guys.
Oh, there we go, more burritos.
Would you guys stop telling me to do other work,
it's so much work to just make burritos.
Making burritos is a full-time job.
Stupid PowerPoint presentation.
I'm busy makin' burritos.
(garbled noises)
Gotta make burritos.
Do they know how hard this job is?
Whoa, what's this?
Whoa, what, what's happening, what's happening?
Is this burrito vision, here you go.
Have a burrito.
(laughing)
Oh no, now I gotta make another burrito, thanks a lot, guys.
- So, you ready to go to the
presentation? - Have a burrito.
(laughing)
Yo, you got burrito on the brain, dude.
(laughing)
I don't wanna work, I just want to bang on the PowerPoint
all day.
(laughing)
PowerPoint day, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh man, this thing is cheesy.
(giggling)
That was great, thanks a lot, guys.
(laughing)
Take your controller.
Whew, alright, now back to makin' more burritos.
Get this outta here.
Burritos is my business and business is good.
(giggling) - What are you doing?
- Uh oh, what happened?
- 10110
is retiring today. - Oh.
- We wanted to give them a parting gift.
- Okay. - Everyone's pitching in.
- A burrito? (robot mumbling)
Yeah, I'd like to give them a burrito.
- Oh, how thoughtful.
I'm sure they will appreciate it.
- Uh doy, 'cause everyone appreciates burritos.
- [Robot] Do you think you could type up a quick card
to go with it? (Orange groans)
- Why do you guys want me to do everything?
I'm faxing burritos over here.
Fine, I'll make him a card.
Herp-a-derp-a-derp-a-derp-a-derp-a-derp-a-derp-a-derp
a-derp-a-derp-a-derp-a-derp-a-derp-a-derp-a-derp, yay!
Typing is easy.
If I would have known typing is this easy, I would have
been typing a long time ago.
Okay, there, take it (laughing)
Face-planted, copy to the face.
Oh, this cubicle's a mess, it needs more burritos, geez.
(laughing)
Quiet, I'm trying to fire this burrito.
(laughing) Burrito, you're fired!
Get outta here.
Excuse me, stop creepy peepin' on me, get out of here,
oh no, now I lost my ball thingy.
(laughing)
I need more burritos.
Buh-buh-buh-buh-burrito time,
we're making a burrito, what, what the?
A floating burrito?
What the, magic?
(giggling)
There's only one thing I can do.
I gotta eat (garbled noises)
Now I feel light-headed.
(giggling) Get it?
'Cause it was a floating burrito?
(groans) I don't like floating burritos, they're scary.
Flying burrito!
♫ These are the cups that never end
♫ They'll keep comin' out again and again my friend
♫ I started pulling them out and they just coming every day
♫ And now I'll keep pulling them out each and every way
♫ This is the cup that never ends
I'm not cleaning that up, it's like that when I found it.
(giggling)
More burritos, please!
(laughing)
Oh great, you brought the burrito shredder, my fave,
oh, no, I dropped, now it's a floor burrito.
Put that burrito in there.
(laughing)
Oh, what's this, oh, the book's on fire.
Get out of here.
Why am I burning my, okay, whatever.
(laughing) Just throw whatever.
Everything goes in the burrito, ooh.
Oh. (robot mumbling)
Buh-buh-buh-burrito.
Yeah, here's the thing, more burritos, please!
Thanks, yep, burritos, copyin' burritos.
Oh wow, you guys got me a cake!
This is awesome. (robots mumbling)
Thank you so much.
(imitating fanfare)
Yeah!
Okay, how do I blow out the candles?
Okay, maybe I gotta use my hands, whoa, whoa!
Surprise burrito in my mouth!
How did that happen?
(laughing)
Oh, oh, oh, what's this thing?
Hey! - Sorry, human.
Looks like there's not enough cake for you.
- Are you kidding me, you took all my cake?
Here, I know how to solve this, geez, you guys.
Am I the only one that thinks around here?
All you gotta do is copy the cake, that's all you gotta do.
See?
Gimme those, those are mine now.
(laughing)
And this, what's this, ooh, what'd you get me?
Human! (robot mumbling)
Okay, I don't want you stupid glasses anymore, hey!
Take the glasses, I don't want 'em.
Cram it into your cake hole, this is how you make cake.
Don't, ah, whoa, whoa, burning sensation on my fingers.
(laughing)
Flame on!
(giggling)
Oh yeah, that's right, it's five o'clock,
it's time to go home, make some burritos.
- [Robot] Woo hoo, it's time to go home!
- Yeah!
Yeah, it's to go home. (robot mumbling)
Time to go home, time to throw everything, everything,
everywhere, throw this, throw that, throw everything,
shut your mouth, I gotta throw things, yeah!
Shut your mouth, gotta throw things, yeah!
Five o'clock, it's time to go home.
This is how you celebrate goin' home every day,
you just take all your stuff in your cubicle
and you throw it everywhere, yeah, yeah, yeah!
(laughing)
Hey, where you goin'? (robot mumbling)
More donuts, donut party, five o'clock donut party,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, throw it in the air, oh, whoa!
I caught it mid-air!
Whoa!
Oh, no, I threw it over my head.
(giggling)
Let's try one more time. (robot mumbling)
(garbled noises) Yeah!
I'm sorry, donut, I feel so bad.
Ooh, surprise donut behind you, blop.
(laughing)
It doesn't work as well with the coffee.
Alright guys, well, I think that's good enough for this
episode, this is a great episode, I love this game so much,
I'm gonna play some more of it whether you like it or not.
Ooh, I'm gonna staple some things.
(giggling)
'Scuse me, comin' through. (robot mumbling)
Thank you so much for watching,
make sure to like and favorite, subscribe,
do everything you can to make this the most popular video
on the internet 'cause it totally deserves it 'cause it's
so good 'cause I'm throwing burritos everywhere!
What the heck, there's nothing in there, I just saw you
a second ago, that's weird.
Alright, and always remember to take donuts and throw 'em
in the air, but don't eat 'em because they're food and
I'm food and I'm eating (groans)
I'm so conflicted.
Until next time.
Later hot-potaters!
(screams) Spilled my coffee.
(electronic music)