- Good afternoon, gentlemen, I'm Ollie,
it's Make Me That Guy, and today's video
we are gonna be hitting the streets of London
in search of young, beautiful ladies,
and we're gonna be asking them
what their three major turn-offs
in a man's appearance, style, in his general physicalities,
okay?
So let's go out there, hit the streets,
find some chicks, annoy them, and get some opinions.
It's summer, it's hot, it should be bursting with them.
We're heading to the park, let's go.
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- Skinny jeans, are you borrowing your girlfriend's jeans,
I just would like to know.
They look like leggings, please, (laughs) don't do it!
- Yeah really tight jeans.
- She's looking for men!
- Really, really tight jeans.
- And she's seen the man with really tight jeans,
can we see that dude over there, look,
can you zoom that one in?
- Yeah don't like that.
- Alright, disclaimer, disclaimer, that was her not me!
(Sorma laughs)
Nah I'm kidding, I'm kidding, so hyper skinny jeans, yeah,
I mean Geordie Shore, Russell Brand-ass
super skinny jeans, man, everyone is saying that.
You're now the third girl to have said that.
- What else would I say?
Like way too tight jeans.
- Okay this is a theme we've got coming up here,
mega skinny jeans, not just like skinny jeans,
right, they're alright?
- They're okay, skinny jeans are fine,
but really, really tight jeans
when you literally look like a girl, are really not, not.
- This keeps coming up guys, if you wear jeggings
and you look like a cast member off Geordie Shore,
sort your life out, what's going on?
- Yeah.
- Abbey, said it, alright, not me, Abbey.
What these women are talking about
are super skinny jeans, okay.
In fact, jeggings.
So let's flash up a pair of jeggings right now.
Okay these are a mixture of leggings and jeans,
and this is what a girl means when she says,
"Are you wearing your girlfriend's jeans?"
When they're super skinny, when they look like leggings,
like a leotard, right, that is what the women don't like.
They don't mind sort of normal skinny jeans,
we're big advocates of them right here,
and they're actually the way forward
if you wanna get a trendy look.
So we're also gonna flash up a picture
of the normal skinny jeans.
Okay, these are good, and these are bad, alright?
So be careful, it's a distinction there,
skinny jeans are cool, super skinny jeggings are not.
- I would say really bad shoes.
- Bad shoes, in what way?
- As in bad shoes like, really like,
I know mine a pretty dirty now,
but really like grubby, dirty shoes.
- Grubby, dirty old shoes.
I think this is worse with trainers and old leather shoes.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Really good one, grubby, dirty old shoes.
- Crocs obviously.
- But you're no lady.
Oh, so comfy!
- Don't wear Crocs. - No Crocs.
- It's a no go.
- What really put me off is super hairy chest.
- And then too much chest hair showing.
- And when their hair is just not neat.
- An un-neat hair I say,
trying to neaten my hair up a little bit.
(girls laughing)
Alright, alright, so un-neat hair,
alright that was a very good one.
And the final and third point, right, right,
which the ladies really didn't like was bad hair.
So we had a lot of girls talking about greasy hair,
long, messy hair, so just general bad haircuts.
And of course, stay away from messy, greasy, dirty hair.
- When there's just too much hair gel,
you know, as well, it's just, ah,
I don't know, I just, and really greasy.
Oh I don't know, it's just bad hygiene,
and like oral hygiene as well, like bad breath.
- God, even I, I'm like getting grossed out by this.
So greasy, bad breath. - Yeah just thinking about it!
(Marta laughs)
If that's you, I don't want to see you either.
- When a boy has really weird nails.
- Really weird nails, what like?
- Short nails, when he constantly bites them,
or really long, dirty ones.
- Yeah.
- I like that one, alright, really short nails
from biting them too much,
because guys do bite their nails a lot,
or really, long, dirty, Jafar from Aladdin nails.
- Yeah.
- I think maybe like being too formally dressed,
or also just turning up in four jumpers and a coat
and being way too hot, that's happened to me once before.
It was just really uncomfortable for the guy, but.
- I like that one, alright, so being too overdressed,
too formal, and also too many layers.
I've actually made this mistake,
I've worn like a polo with a jumper,
with a blazer and a jacket,
I got all hot and I looked really dumb.
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So is that what you were kind of getting at?
- Yeah exactly.
- Alright don't do what I do.
- Vests, the Geordie Shore vests that come
all the way down here, I see a lot of men in gyms,
just put it away, please. (laughs)
- I'm a bit of a culprit here, but don't wear those vests,
mine is quite high cut, I think Michelle,
or I hope Michelle means, the really baggy ones.
- I do.
- Like showing nipple and ribs and stuff,
alright, it's not about that.
- You go first, go on.
- Okay, personally, I think like V-neck tops
are a huge turn off.
I don't like that. - Not V-necks.
- No. - No V-necks.
- No.
Baggy shorts, really baggy, like,
- Baggy-- - Down to here.
- Alright, that was a good one, alright,
baggy, long shorts, so sort of like, old-school,
skateboarder, surfer shorts, it's not about that,
it's the area of the fitted short shorts.
But not too short, maybe.
- Really tight shirts.
Like shirts that are way too small for you.
- Muscle fits.
- Yeah. - Okay.
- And then when you do it up really, really high
and they're really tight, it looks so bad.
- I know exactly what you mean
and we're gonna flash a picture up as well,
super hyper fitted shirts--
- That are like short-sleeved as well,
and the sleeves are short.
- I know exactly what you mean.
- Like and tight, yeah.
- And they're like done up to the top button
and it looks really like either muscly
or you look really fat and really lame.
Abbey, - true.
- That was amazing, thank you Abbey!
- (laughing) That's okay! - That was really good.
Alright, so Abbey thank you very much.
- That's okay!
- We'll let you enjoy the sun now.
- Thank you! - Cheers.
- (laughing) Thank you.
- I'm Ollie, it's Make Me That Guy,
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