Now, in addition to his troubles with women,
Donald Trump is struggling with another key demographic--
Latinos.
And I don't understand. Come on, Latinos--
how could you guys hate Trump?
He's the same color as your
-(laughter) -The question is,
does Trump have any shot with Latinos?
For more on this, we're joined by our brand-new
s... senior Latino contributor, Eliza Cossio, everybody!
(cheering, applause)
Thanks, Trevor.
Excited to be here.
Quick shout-out to my family
and all my drug-dealing, rapist buds back in Mexico.
Te quiero mucho.
Oh, okay, well, Eliza,
obviously, Trump has not been very friendly to Mexicans,
so how do you feel
now that he's the presumptive Republican nominee?
Well, speaking as a Latina, bad.
But speaking as an American, very bad.
-(laughter) -It's weird to see the GOP
slowly embracing Trump, considering how desperately
they need the Latino vote.
Republicans, a couple years ago,
did this autopsy where they said,
we need to do better with Hispanics...
Trump is the exact opposite
of what Republicans were hoping for.
NEWSMAN:
81% of Hispanics disapprove of Trump.
It's like the Spice Girls said:
♪ If you want to be my lover ♪
♪ Can't deport all my friends ♪
♪ And then make them pay for a wall ♪
♪ Friendship never ends. ♪
-Nice! -Ah, yeah, yeah.
(cheering, applause)
Great song.
But somehow, Republicans went with the guy
Latinos hate the most.
And we're not a hateful people.
Even our public beatings end with candy.
(laughter)
By the way, I know it looks weird
that I was at a kids' birthday party,
but don't worry, I was not invited.
(laughter)
Oh, uh, okay, so, um, if Latinos don't like Trump,
then can't they just vote Democrats?
That's not the point, Trevor.
Latinos and Republicans have a deal--
once every four years, they pretend to care about us,
and we're like, "Oh, my God, really? Me? No!"
And then they're like, "Yeah, you're right, no."
-(laughter) -And then we vote Democrat.
It's a time-honored tradition,
like a
-You mean Cinco de Mayo. -No, a Kinko de Mayo.
It's where we all get together
and fax a bunch of (bleep) at Kinko's.
(laughter)
Last year, I woke up naked on top of a flatbed scanner.
I don't even know what that means.
I (bleep) a scanner, Trevor.
(laughter)
The point is... with Trump as a nominee,
the Democrats don't have to work for our vote.
So wait, is there any way that Trump could become
a viable option for Latino voters?
Yes. And he doesn't even need to stop hating Mexicans.
All he needs to do is reframe his message a little.
Like, "Hey, Mexico, you're drug dealers,
"you're rapists, you're doctors, you're lawyers.
Wow! Is there anything you guys
Come on, Eliza, I mean, do you really think that's gonna work?
I think Trump has a lot of potential with Latino voters.
I mean, he's basically a telenovela character
come to life.
He's crazy and unpredictable,
and he has something no other candidate does.
La Pasión del Donaldo.
-♪ ♪ -ANNOUNCER:
I found
(dramatic music plays)
I forbid you to see that... racist man!
Papa, you don't understand!
(guitar strums)
I've made my choice, and it's...
♪ ♪
¡El Donaldo!
Not in
Adios!
-(imitates flatline tone) -Papa! No...!
(deep, distorted): No...!
♪ ♪
(cheering, applause)
Wow, I...
I don't even know what that was.
-Did you like it? -I mean, I guess.
Uh, good, because I already made 128 more episodes.
-Yay... -Yay.
Eliza Cossio, everyone. We'll be right back.