(keys clicking)
(whimsical music)
(fast whimsical music)
(keys clicking) (fast whimsical music)
- [Damon] Bish!
She said,
"Could we meet at 2:00 p.m.?"
(carnival music)
'Scuse me, Miss, do you need help?
(laughing)
Misako's getting sad 'cause she's leaving Paris in two days.
That's still two days!
- It's not enough time!
- We're gettin' a little bit sad, 'cause we're leaving.
- Yeah.
- This happens every time.
- Yeah, I'm fine.
I have a playlist on my phone
just made for the day that I leave.
♫ Kept me waitin' I'm all in
- [Damon] So is this the part of the song
where you just start bawling your eyes out?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
(whimsical music)
- [Damon] This looks like it should be in a movie.
This doesn't.
(laughing)
- I should've known that shade was coming.
- [Damon] Hey, Big Head!
(Damon laughing)
She goes, "What?"
- That's my name!
- [Damon] That's what they call me!
- This'd be a good time to,
we can all find out where the escalator is
'cause I'm not walking up these stairs.
(Damon Laughing)
(techno music) (Damon laughing)
I cried in bed last night.
(Damon laughing)
(techno music)
- [Damon] (laughing) Hi!
(speaking in foreign language)
- But I've been watching videos.
- [Damon] Like Damon and Jo's videos?
- Yeah.
- Hi, we're here in the edge
of Sacre Coeur. (laughing) - Oh my God.
That clip's gettin' cut.
- Sorry, continue giving me the history lesson
of Sacre Coeur. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- And, what do they do here?
- They make marshmallows.
- Still today?
- Yes, to this day, you can--
- That's why there're so many tours.
- Yes, they come, and then there's a bonfire at night,
and the ritual is send them over Paris like, in balloons.
(laughing)
(polka music)
- [Damon] See, I asked Misako, like,
"Okay, let's get a coffee, let's get a tea,"
and she said, "No!"
- Saveen de blanc!
(Damon laughing)
In case you didn't understand that,
she said, sauvignon blanc.
The train tracks, it's an abandoned train track,
so people nowadays go on walks.
Like, you can get down there
and walk on the railroad tracks.
- Oh, my gosh!
So we can melt.
Yeah, I'm very appreciative of this moment.
- Okay, wine's gettin' to her.
Reminder, we only have today and tomorrow in Paris.
- Please don't do this. - Sorry, I shouldn't have,
why did I say that?
- Why you say dat?
- Why I gotta say it like dat?
You need to snap out of that, and you know why?
'Cause we have two more days,
and those two days are just as valuable as
the first two days, the second two days,
the third two days, as these two days,
so we still have the same amount of time here in Paris left,
but you're allowing the fact that we're leaving in two days
to ruin the last two days, which is not why you're here.
(fake crying)
(Pianist playing "Sobre las Olas" by Juventino Rosas)
I will give you free French lessons.
You guys, like, people on our channel
would love free French lessons,
and then you have this girl.
- He says it, then he's never there to give me lessons.
So don't even try me.
- Okay, let's go.
(shrieking)
We got some weird lighting in here,
so hold on one second, everybody!
- [Misako] (laughing) Makes me re-enter.
- Yeah, could you please get outta here for a second?
- I did not sign up for this.
(beeping)
(sighing)
I know you're not about to lock the door again.
- When I did live in Paris, I lived on the sixth floor.
I lived in a tiny, tiny (speaking in foreign language)
(laughing) If you, I'm gonna cut
all your clips out of the video!
(Misako laughing)
(Damon whooshing breath)
Wow, look at all the light
and the airflow! - Oh my gosh!
- The view! - Wow!
Wow, this is the best view in the whole house!
Oh, I'm sorry!
- [Damon] How beautiful!
- [Misako] And they're growing pencils
in the Airbnb, how crazy.
- We got the mirror by the bed,
what? - Eh!
Eh!
- Misako, this place is only $40 a night.
- Say what?
(Pianist playing "Sobre las Olas" by Juventino Rosas)
- Apparently, we've learned something.
We're all wearing black today.
(loud clattering)
Alright, she wanna make more noise? (muttering)
Literally the same outfit!
- [Misako] My shoes are white, though.
(whimsical music)
- Misako, where are we at, now?
(speaking in foreign language)
- La Prom. (laughing)
Promenade Planty.
Promenade Plantay.
- You speak the language of love.
(laughing)
Don't you, with that one?
- I know (speaking in foreign language) who is living here.
Very kind, I will present to you.
(laughing)
- Save this for me.
- [Damon] I'm their wedding photographer.
(funky music) (smooching)
You're looking for the exit?
- [Misako] Yeah.
- Yeah, I think you just jump off wherever you want.
- [Misako] Oh, okay, cool, cool, cool, cool--
- Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool,
cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
I'll just get out.
(Pianist playing "Sobre las Olas" by Juventino Rosas)
(laughing)
Water!
- Water would be nice.
That's a Spongebob reference.
- 'Cause you look like Spongebob!
Flashback to all dose.
(tape whirring)
Why you look like Spongebob?
(Misako laughing)
- Why you look like Spongebob? (laughing)
(tape screeching)
Why you look like Spongebob? (laughing)
- This is my favorite part about coming to Europe.
You can do this!
(plastic ripping)
(upbeat drum music)
You know how I know about this place?
'Cause it was in that movie Parisian...
(camera crashing)
That I've been telling you to watch.
- I know, but I don't wanna cry, yet!
(speaking in foreign language)
- No.
- Wow, I'm gonna leave now.
(indistinct chattering)
Yeah, mwah, it's like so nice to be here with you!
(speaking in foreign language)
He puts his hand on the tea, and she goes,
"No, no, no, delicately!" (Misako laughing)
(laughing) This is for Instagram, not Worldstar.
(funky music)
(clearing throat)
I'm back in Indiana.
Like, things are just different.
The people think differently.
Why do I have to tip everywhere?
Why can't I find a baguette?
Why are people so nice?
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(static)
- [Misako] The real view's happening down here.
Hi, boys.
- Who else has the most
philosophical realizations, not many people.
- It's true, who else wants to go on a 10 minute tangent
about why the bread should be three year olds, and not four?
Damon's the only one that can do that for you. (laughing)