[YELLING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
They're going to put something disgusting in front of us,
and we have to decide if we're going to it eat it, or get
it dumped on us.
Yeah, that's the premise.
This is going to be a great.
Can't wait.
Sugary, just cereal marshmallows are delicious,
but what if they're is spoiled milk?
Will our contestants eat it, or wear it?
Just marshmallow cereal, this is a no brain-er.
Who's going to wear this?
All right.
I'll eat all these right now.
Wait.
Of course.
What's the current date, Jamie?
April, sixth.
This expired 2/14/2018.
Oh,dude.
Oh, it's kind of clumpy!
It's like cottage cheese.
Ew, it does look like cottage cheese.
So do we have to drink the milk, or just eat it with the cereal?
You have to eat the cereal.
Oh, I can do that.
I think I'm eating it, guys.
I'm not eating this.
You're wearing it?
You're wearing that?
It's two months old milk!
[LAUGHING]
I'm not scared.
Me neither.
Cheers.
This tastes like water.
I really don't think it's that bad.
Oh, there's so much curdled milk!
I just don't want to think about it.
My hand's shaking!
Yeah it is!
Ugh.
I think I made the right decision to wear this.
It's straight up baby vomit.
That's exactly what it tastes like.
I'm done.
Wow!
All right.
Well I think somebody has to pour this on me.
You finished first, so go for it.
Whoa!
Yeah, doesn't smell that bad, so I
think I made the right choice.
I feel chunks, like in my mouth still.
The savory bacon gumball, a smoky, chewy treat,
but what if it's been chewed?
Would you eat it, or wear it?
Bacon gumballs!
I have a feeling there's a twist.
This is table side bacon gumballs.
Oh no.
Have you ever had like, guacamole where they make it
table side?
Well, were going to do that here.
Why are you eating crackers?
Because I'm hungry!
Ew!
What are you going to do?
For the lady.
No!
[GROANING]
He's chewing it.
Make sure it's all good to go.
Ew.
Ew!
And for you, sir.
Oh, I've never wanted to be farther away from you.
Oh!
[YELLING]
It would seem like, obvious that we should just wear this.
Do you want gum in your hair?
Yeah, I think I'd rather cut my hair out to get that out
than eat that.
You don't don't want to make out with Eric?
That's kind of what you're saying.
You're going to bring his spit in to your mouth
and chew it around, and swirl it around?
I don't want to risk having to cut my hair.
It's already kind of short.
I'm chewing it.
I'm changing my mind, I think I'm going to eat it.
You're taking the least juicy one.
[LAUGHING]
I'm eating it!
Ugh, you guys are so gross.
I can't believe I'm doing this.
Ew!
There's so many Saltines.
I just swallowed the juice that was in there,
so I'm now taking Eric's fluids in to my body.
My body is synthesizing.
Why are you saying it like that?
Absorbing.
No.
Tonight's bacon flavor.
Oh you're just like, you sucked all the juices off.
Eric, would you like my gum?
No!
Oh my god!
[YELLING]
Now I can spit it in Kelsey's hair for you.
[YELLING]
Does that count?
Oh, I felt it rip.
I'm going to kind of wrap it up here,
like you would a curling iron.
Oh, this is fun guys.
This was classy.
This has been nasty.
A cup that can slush any sweet drink, yes please.
But a slushed helping of juice that smells like rotting flesh?
Eat it, or wear it?
[YELLING]
Oh no.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a fresh slushed--
Oh!
What is that?
Durian fruit.
Has the smell of rotting flesh, but a delicious fruit
aftertaste.
Enjoy.
Oh!
That one of the worst smelling things, ever.
Anything that smells this bad has
got to be bad for you, right?
I've never said no to slushy, so I'm tempted to try it.
I'm going to try a nibble.
Three, two, one.
It's not that bad.
Maybe, I don't know if I took a big enough bite.
What planet are you from?
The flavor is not bad once the smell goes away.
Stinky, but ice cream.
Butt ice cream.
Joey just put a big piece of butt in his mouth.
Holy crap.
All right, that's it.
Nailed it.
I did not think about how cold the slushy on me
was going to be.
I think down the shirt's appropriate.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That could be really bad.
Oh, hang on.
There's a big clump in the top.
Oh!
Here, wait.
Oh.
Oh, there you go.
Oh, thanks.
I'm a poop ice cream cone.
[LAUGHING]
Freeze dried larva dusted with seasoning is enough of a dare
however, how would you feel if it was mixed with corn mold?
Eat it, or wear it in a diaper?
Oh no.
I'm telling you right now, I'm wearing this.
What?
What are you talking about?
The larvettes?
These taste good, actually.
This is an experience dish.
You will be enjoying your larvettes with--
Oh!
Ew!
Ew.
Oh my god.
--corn mold.
Corn mold?
And this is also the diaper challenge.
If you choose not to eat it, you have to wear it in a diaper.
Mm.
Make your decision wisely.
Oh!
Guys, I'm straight eating that.
What?
You're eating that?
You're going to wear that on your junk?
[LAUGHING]
I'm eating it.
I think I'm going to wear it.
OK, if the lady and this gentleman will excuse
themselves to go put on your diaper, and Jamie, yum,yum,yum,
yum, yum, yum.
I guess we'll go put these on.
[GROANING]
Find a happy place.
Ew.
Oh!
There's a hair in in his mouth.
He's fighting back the puke too much, he can't--
Oh!
It's the texture.
That is so unappetizing.
Like the thickest snot you've ever eaten.
Ha ha.
What I like to do is just shut down while I eat it.
That's the only way I can keep from sort of throwing it up.
He is going to spew.
Ew!
No!
[YELLING]
Man.
[BURPS] Oh, no.
Burps are not a good sign.
Last one.
OK.
Please don't barf it up.
Get it done.
Ew!
[YELLING]
Sir, you're all done?
Yeah.
Take that out of your way.
Please do.
All right, if the lady and gentleman will now stand up
and put it down their diapers.
This is like, literally the weirdest thing I've ever done.
This is easily the weirdest.
This is--
Aw.
This is do bizarre.
Oh no.
It's so cold, I don't know if I got it all.
Yep, it's in there.
Ah!
It's cold, right?
It stinks!
Hey guys, take a seat guys, and let it really kind of--
OK.
Aw!
That's the weirdest thing I've ever done.
Yep.
Eat it, or wear it sight unseen.
It's time for the blind pick around.
So I have concocted something very special,
but you must choose to eat or wear it to sight unseen.
You don't even get to smell it.
So based on what you think I would make for you,
would you eat it, or wear it?
I don't know what to expect, it's Eric after all.
I'm going to eat Eric's dish.
I'm going to wear it.
I've already had his spit, so.
Oh, thank you.
You've chosen to wear it, Jamie you have chosen to eat it.
Congratulations, it's fudge.
Oh.
Oh!
Wait, what did you do to the fudge?
Nothing!
He did something to the fudge.
It's not just fudge.
It does smell just like our drinking fudge.
Dang it.
I don't mind if I do!
Now I get to pour fudge all over you guys,so.
You would normally mix this into probably three gallons of milk,
but I can handle that amount of sugar.
Very good sir, very good.
Now these two bodies are your canvas.
Mm.
Trying to spread it around a little bit.
Let's mix it in with that gum down there.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
And a Jackson Pollock it a little bit.
That felt like a really cold tongue.
Oh, it's in my eye.
I'm sorry, Joe.
It's so hard to reach over there.
All right.
Just kind of--
OK.
There's more!
There's more.
It looks like you have poop on your face.
You said you wanted to kind of eat some of it.
There you go.
Feel like you had a little too much fun with that.
So we did a little eating.
We did a little wearing.
I stayed pretty clean the whole time, up until the last round.
I'm happy with my choices.
I ended so strong that it made the whole thing worth it.
And you guys looking so uncomfortable in that fudge.
I feel like I won.
Watching you eat those bugs, I don't agree but--
Whatever.
I had a cup of fudge.
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And how was it?
What's the way to do this without like--
Exposing ourselves?
Yeah!
[LAUGHING]
[BURP]
Oh, you guys.
They thought they got me?
Mm.
Done.
Made the right choice.
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