(horse whinny) (wind blowing)
(sword unsheathing)
(orchestral soundtrack)
- Do you think I should get an army?
What about ships?
And then we should cross the sea?
More wine?
To the Iron Throne.
100% real Valyrian steel,
or maybe do you want knife?
Real dragon glass.
- This stuff is a knockoff.
- No.
- Yes.
- No.
- Promise?
- You are in the presence of Daenery Three Therbachan.
Queen Amudelie.
Master of Dandia.
Protector of Cows.
Head of the real Gaedy.
And, Mother of Peacocks.
- I would like to buy your ships.
- 100 bars of gold, plus a dragon.
- I give you 20 bars of gold.
- 90 bars of gold, plus a dragon.
- The shop down the street,
they selling for 60 bars of gold.
- 70 bars of gold.
- Okay, I give you 50 bars of gold plus three Dothraki.
- Ten Dothraki.
- It's good, we go to other shop, let's go, come on.
- Oh no ma'am please, please come okay come,
100% handmade ships I am giving you.
- I come here all the time, I am loyal customer.
- Last price, special price for you,
I'll give you 50 bar of gold, one dragon, five Dothraki.
- Okay.
Give him 40 bars of gold.
- Ma'am please.
- You know I come to King's Landing
with seven coin in my pocket.
I walk from Winterfell in snow, no horse.
- [Standing Woman] Say you hope
your brother has a long life.
- I hope my brother Jimmy lives a very long life,
with his sister, who loves him very much.
- Happy luckily.
- The Lannisters have an army of one million.
- How many people in our small village?
- Ten million.
(exaggerated sipping) - Ah.
(comedic romantic music)
- Oh, the gentle Snow.
- Underneath.
- Do you like games Porter?
Let's play a game, huh?
Run to your brother.
The faster you get to him,
the faster you get to see him, huh?
Go!
Ah-ah-ah, you have to run.
Those are the rules.
(dramatic music)
- Hyah!
(horse galloping)
(pained yell)
(sword unsheathing)
(crowd shouting)
(dramatic vocal battle music)
(comedic dance music)
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