(WHA-PSHH) TOP OF THE MORNING TO YE LADDIES,
MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE, AND WELCOME BACK
TOo PARTY HARD!
I don't know about you,
but I'm having a whale of a time
working my way across this country.
We were in a... boat party down here in...
Was the boat party in Texas?
(laughs)
That- that couldn't have been!
It- it didn't feel like Texas...
EITHER WAY, we are heading to Miami, baby!
And we are playing as the lady this time.
Who are you...?
"A guy trying to get some sleep..."
Okay, no, it's just saying that for all of them...
"Should kick and kill!"
Okay. I'm excited to play as this lady!
Because I- hopefully she plays differently than the other guy we had...
I... I actually have no idea.
What can we do in here?
Can she dance?
(Gasp)
OHH, She can!
She got a hip sway going.
She- she's a way better dancer than the last guy.
Okay... what do- what do we got?
Let's read this...
"Use traps to fend off cops."
Well no shizzity shit balls.
What'd you think I was doing?!
Right, so we have the punch...
We have a tree
and I have a punch as well!
We have speakers...
uhh, the electricity cable...
This is a lot like the one I did before.
Is that the boat I was on before??
Or is that...
That would be cool!
If the other guy did the boat one while she was over here doing this one.
And it keeps saying that youre just a guy trying to get some sleep...
Jesus Christ!
Ooh, ooh, extra item!
What- whaddaya got for me?
You're not- GIVE ME THE ITEM
CHRIST
Wait, can I not just throw bodies away here?
Maybe that's what that is.
Uhh, maybe I should make a call...
Let's make a call and see what happens.
Boop boOp boop bOop boop
HELLO, 1-800-BOSSNESS
I DIDN'T SEE THE SECURITY GUY
This is better anyway.
This is way better.
(Singing) Saturday night and I like the way you move...
Pretty babehh!
OH! I am feeling funkalicious.
All I got is fucking smoke grenades though...
Which sucks.
Okay, Imma go make myself a call...
Beep boop beep boop beep...
HELLO?
HELP
I need- I need help to fend off all the bad guys...
Don't you fuckin' see me.
Why does he just attack me randomly?!
Imma poison the food...
Imma throw somebody onn this....
Ookay, everybody's just left.
HUAH
oOOOooOH
Wait, why- WHY ARE YOU KICKING?!
Oh, she kicks!
Ohhhhhhhh
She
kicks
when she fuckin'
moves!
Otherwise...
Oh god, oh god
Am I in trouble?
Oh god, there's an explosion over here.
FUCKKK
WRUAHHH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
IdDUNnO WHaTTE DO
OOokay
Imma, uhh...
SMOKE GRENADE, GO!
AaAAHHHhHHH
LEAVE ME ALONE, LEAVE ME ALONE, LEAVE ME ALONE!
SON OF A FAA- FUCKIN' BITCH
C'mon, gimme somethin' good, gimme somethin good, gimme somethin' good...
OhHHHHHhH STUN BOMBS.
YES
Way better than the other ones!
Okay...
First things first
Do that and do that.
One explosion followed by the other!
This is gonna go off and then everyone is gonna be scared and then BOOM
YEEAHHH
BOOOM
YEAHHHAHHH!
Okay...
fffuck you.
fuck you...
(laughs)
OHH
OHH, THE MURDER
OHH, IT'S FUN!
OHHH, WE GOT A LOT!!
(Laughs)
YEAHH!
FUCK YEAH!
(Laughs)
I killed fourteen people!
(Laughs)
Yeah! That was awesome!
Oh, I love that one!
Can I make a call up here?
"Make a call."
HELLO?
YES
I WOULD LIKE A PIZZA DELIVERED...
No, a pizza full of bombs, please.
Yes, thank you
All the while I'm just gonna be over here fuckin'...
Jammin' out.
Partying down.
Getting jiggy with it!
Na, na, na- (laughs,) na, na, na, na, na, na, na
They understand!
They know what do!
Okay, I probably should put down another bomb...
Oh god, cops, don't come after me, please.
Don't come after me, please.
Oh...
oh!
If I put down another bomb, do you have an extra, spare... cool item for me?
Anything?
Okay, I'm setting a bomb!
I can't set a bomb yet-
I'M SETTIN' A BOMB
There we go!
Please
PleASE
PLEASE
NOOO, THE BOUNCER'S GONNA SEE ME
FUCK
WAH
I don't know what to do...
I dOn't knoW WHAT TO DO!
I'm scared.
oHHH, it's scary.
euuUU-
FUCK-
WHY-
EH-HEHEH
Where'd the man with the black jacket go?!
I think he left...
Or am I blind?
OH! THERE HE IS
(Laughs)
It turns out it was the latter.
Oh, don't go down there...
Don't go down there.
Imma make another call...
DON'T! NO!
HE'S LEAVING!
NOOO
I NEEDED DE ITEM...
I needed de item to be able to kill de people...
Well that sucks.
Okay...
HAH
No...
HAH!
There we go.
Yes!
HEH
Fuck you.
(Laughs)
And a... HEH
FUCK YOU
Oh, shit.
(Laughing) Everybody saw those ones...
(Laughs)
My bad!
My B!
ffuuuUUCK
What do I dooo?!
I can't get away from the cops easily on this level!
NNNOOOOO
HUEH
OH
THEY JUST GAVE UP RIGHT THEN AND THERE
OHHHHH
THANK THE MAKER!!
They were chasing me and I was- I was ready!
I was ready to fuckin' stab some faces.
And then they said "screw it.
"not worth it."
ohHkay. What else do we have?
I have some trees that I can do...
Ummm....
I also have a thingy over here...
I have the- Oh...
Jesus.
WHAT HAPPENED?!
AW MAN!
Is that a dancing panda bear...?
Why?
I guess every party needs a dancing panda bear.
Okay, so I think my call is these guys...
I don't know why.
There's no golden briefcase around this time for me to get some cool shit!
I mean, I'm gonna dance anyway, but...
I like the cool shit.
Okay, we're gonna do this...
(Singing) Burn, baby, burn...
Disco inferno!
Burn, baby burn!
And then we're gonna...
AGH
Huehuehuehue
We're gonna fuckin' break the toilets...
Gonna break this...
Gonna throw somebody on the-
Nah...
I'm not gonna throw somebody on the fire just yet.
Not yet! Oh, just not yet.
You have to wait a little minute for that.
You gotta plan these things out!
Where are the cops?
Okay, there's the cops...
It's so hard to see what the hell is going on half the time
There goes the tree, somebody's dead.
(Laughs)
I need better shit to be able to do this.
HEH
hhHHEH
WHy do you kick them first?!
Who cares?! Just stab them!
Stab them all!
HuuEeghH
Okay.
Call- make another call.
BOOP BOOP BEP
YES
PLEASE
HELP ME
AHHAHA
Where is the man with the briefcase?!
(Hits hand on desk)
I got... (sigh)
I got killed by a zombie.
I HATE THIS
I'm- Imma be able to do it.
Imma do it!
Justuh-ohHHHH YOU WAIT.
HOH
Jackaboy, in town!
noOOHOHOhOoOoh
AhaaHh
I want my mommy!
What happens if I let Mr. Panda Bear loose?
"Throw person..."
"I need a victim."
"throw person... throw-"
Okay. So I can throw somebody into the panda bear.
Like so.
(Laughs)
OH, NOW THE PANDA BEAR IS DEAD.
Oh, no it's not. It's asleep.
NE'ER MIN'
CRISIS AVERTED, PEOPLE.
CALM YOUR TITS.
IT'S ALL GOOD
Uhhh...
CRAP, why did you have to come down??
EVERYBODY, DIE PLEASE.
I don't want nobody surviving this shit.
Everybody needs to die.
If I call here...
A car comes through at the bottom
and kills a bunch of people
If I call here,
zombies come in and start killing everybody else.
So,
The car one is practically fucking useless to me.
Unless it can come somewhere else...?
Ooh, can I throw him in?
Bwahahaha
"These dead bodies are ruining my party mood."
They're making me feel fantastic!
It's the best part of the party!
It's why everybody dies.
Ooh
Yes!
Mister Man!
Wherever you stop this time, I'm gonna get a item off you
And hopefully it's foken' deenamitay. (Dynamite)
can you stop
"Get item"
"SPARE CLOTHES?!"
Why don't you just fuck me up, fam?!
Okay, he's here again.
He's here again.
Can have a- can I have... a better item?
(Gasp)
YOU FUCKING KILLED AND HIM THEN YOU KILLED ME
Kay, I'm fine!
I'm okay!
What's my second call do?
Hello?
Anybody?
I need a friend!
(Crying)
Imma kill 'em all.
Imma kill 'em all!
noOO GOD SHIT
"Poison food-" FUCK
PEOPLE SAW ME
Uh-ohhh
UH-OHHH
S'GHETTIOS
RUN!
RUN!!!
GET AWAY FROM THE COPS
AHhH! NO!
no, no, nO, NoO, NO, NO, NO, NO NO!
LEAVE ME ALONE
GO AWAY
WHHhhHHOooOOOaAhH HE'S SO CLOSE!
STOPPPP
CAN YOU JUST FUCK RIGHT OFF?!
(heavy breathing)
wha?!
why???!
whYYY?!?!
I'm a good bo-ho-hoy...
(crying)
Here we go.
The fire's about to blow.
THE FIRE'S ABOUT TO BLOW.
DO IT.
DO IT-
YESS!!
Yyeahh, that killed a lot of people.
Good.
Okay. Imma- Imma be smart about it this time.
Hopefully.
That killed one person. Whatever.
I need to be aware of my fucking zombies as well
'Cause they're gonna end up killing me if I'm not careful.
(Laughs)
Okay, you're not calling anybody.
You're not calling anybody, bitch!
And neither are you!
So this lady
Kicks people
And then stabs them-
FUUCKK
How did you see me?!
Oh nooo.
They're gonna come right for me now!
Okay, okay, get away from the zombies...
Oh, everybody's fuckin' infected!
OH GOD
Okay, here we go.
Here we go!
The cop's not gonna get me because this is about to happen.
OH YEAH
I EVADED HIM
YES!
Okay
BOOM JAM
BOOM JAM TIME
THIS IS GOING REALLY WELL
Well, these people are all infected...
Does that mean they're gonna die?
I don't know what that means.
And it makes me scared.
Are you chasing me?!
Go away!
(Processing)
Technically, don't you all count as dead?
LOOK HOW MANY OF THEM ARE INFECTED
GOOD LORD!
Do I actually still have to kill you all?
OH GOD, she almost got me.
Bitch.
Go away, go 'way!
Please let this thing kill you...
or not.
There you go.
(laughs)
So wait, if I...
If I infect them all-
Can you kill the bouncer?
YESS
THANK YOU.
I need to be VVERRRY careful
Go 'way! NOO! NO!
I GOT STUCK ON THE FUCKING WALL
(sigh)
MY PLAN
iiiII HAVE A PLAN
Is to make all of them infected,
or at least as much of them as I possibly can.
They'll kill the bouncer dudes.
Maybe...
Infect them
And then I can just go around stabbing everybody
Just gonna let nature take its course.
It's the way these things go.
Who's...
Did I just hear snoring...?
Who the fuck is snoring?!
I NEED
A BIGGER BOMB
To be able to kill all these
'Cause they're all infected but I don't know if they're going to stay infected...
BUT
One of the upsides of this
is that I can just kill them!
Nobody's going to pay any attention to me.
I'll just kill one after another!
I killll where I please.
HAH
and
HHAH
NICE
And now she doesn't kick these fuck-
THEY'RE ALL INFECTED
WHAT DO I DOOO
KILL THEM ALL
Yesss!
They're all forming a conga line.
Oh, 'cause they're all follow- they're all chasing the last alive people.
OHHHhh
I get it!
(Laughs)
So if I can get them all to chase me then...
And bring them up onto the stage
and electrocute them all.
Wouldn't that work?
I think so.
I still have a smoke bomb left.
Okay, don't get caught in anything.
I was- it was about to happen again.
Oh... Fuck.
Oh. Fffuck.
They're all gonna come after me!
Oh. Ffffuck!
(Laughs)
UH-OH
I got this, though.
I got this though.
One at a time.
One at a time, that's all I need to do.
SMOKE BOMB.
STAB
KEEP ON STABBIN'
KEEP ON A'STABBIN'
ONE AT A TIME
EVERYBODY COME INTO THE DEATH ZONE
EVERYBODY GETS A STAB
Whew
Okay, I'm nervous!
I'm nervous.
There's a lot of them left
but I can do this!
uh-ohhh
Uh-oh, it's- so they don't hunt me out...
They don't chase me down...
Only if I get near them
and then they smell me
and then they come after me.
Well, I can't blame them.
I do smell great.
And it's annoying that E is to stab
because otherwise I'd be able to just click.
Walk and click,
Walk and click
instead of having to walk, stop, press E.
Kind of annoying!
HEH
Wait for them to come to me...
Wait for them to come to me!
I'M DOIN' IT!
I'M KILLING EVERYBODY AT THE PARTY!
HAHA
You might say that I'm the life of the party.
Wait, I'm just gonna dance.
WOO
I'm one of you, don't you recognize me?
I'm your [friend!]
I don't have any explosions left.
I do have a tree.
And I do have this thing.
This is my- this is my last resort.
(Singing) Cut my life into pieces...
this is my last resort...
suffocation, no breathing
I mean, I can poison this
But I don't really see the reason for it.
Another one bites the dust!
Hep
hhep
Nice.
HHHHEP
NICE.
WE'RE DOING WELL
What happens if I make another call?
I can't.
That's fair enough.
hhap
andd aaa-HEP
(Gasp)
SHE ALMOST GOT ME
I WILL BE FUCKIN' LIVID IF I FAIL THIS
LIVID, I TELL YOU!
And... STABBY
yeEEs!
How many's left?
Eight.
hehhh... EUAH
SEVEN
SIX
FIVE
FOUR
COME ON, BITCHES
THREE
TWO
ONE
Come on!
Come on out to papa!
Come on out to daddy!
EUEH!!!!
EVERYBODY DEFEATED
THAT'S HOW YOU PARTY HARD!
C'mon
Da- dance with me at the end!
Yeah! Shake those hips, girl!
WOO
I like that the cross comes right over her booter hole at the end.
(Laughs)
WHoa.
For the party bus we get to play as somebody else.
Oooh
The electric man.
I wanna test him out.
Whaaat?
Oh god, I have three minutes to do this.
What the fu- HOW DO I DO THIS?!
I can't even see where I am...
Where am I??
Am I knocked out or something?
Oh, no, there I am.
Okay.
Okay, everyone's beating the shit out of me...
I d- I don't know what I do!
(Laughs)
What the fuck?!
Okay, so I have to be fast about this.
KILL EVERYBODY
OKAY, I keep gettin' knocked out!
are the police even able to come onto this??
OhhhhhhHHhHh
I get heart back the more people I kill.
What the fuck was that?
Oh, I have a bomb.
Oh, you're all fucked now!
If I hold shift...
I charge up...?
JESUS CHRIST!
YEAHH!
YYYEAHH!!
EVERYBODY GET FUCKED.
FUCK ALL OF YOU.
FUCK
ALL OF YOU!
Okay, can you- can I electrocute you guys?
Eh!
EHH!
EHHH!
EEHHHH!
EEEEHHHHHH!
(inhale)
EEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
(Laughs)
I'm glad I tried that one out!
That was awesome!
I don't... get it though.
(Laughs)
I don't get why that level is like that.
But Mother of God that was fun!
Jesus Christ!
There is a story element to this game as well.
That keeps going off in the background
But I don't really care about it.
We get to play as that dude again...
OKAY
Well, I'm gonna leave this episode of Party Hard here.
That last one was so cool!
Why...
Do you guys have different faces on you...?
I mean I know I defeat- I, I beat these levels as those characters, but...
These don't have anything on them.
Who cares?
Anyway,
There's only a few levels left...
I don't know if I'm probably gonna get through them all...
I don't know if people want to see all of the levels still
but I'm having an absolute blast with this game!
"Two minutes, eleven seconds."
The fastest I've done any of these!
That one took thirty-seven minutes. Oh, Jesus.
Um, I mean, no it didn't!
It took two minutes!
I'm super fast, I'm awesome at this game!
Shhhhh...
ANYWAY
THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR WATCHING THIS EPISODE!
IF YOU LIKED IT, PUNCH THAT LIKE BUTTON IN THE FACE,
LIKE A BOSS!!
AND,
High fives all around...
(whapsh, whapsh)
BUT THANK YOU GUYS AND I WILL SEE ALL YOU DUDES
IN THE NEXT VIDEO!
Man
That- that last one gave me a lot of adrenaline.
I wanna go punch a wall right now.
YAH
Oww.