OF COURSE A LOT OF PEOPLE AROUND HERE BUZZING BECAUSE THE DODGERS
WON THE FIRST GAME OF THE WORLD SERIES LAST NIGHT, YEAH, A LOT
OF FOLKS, A LOT OF FOLKS, DID YOU CATCH THE GAME, REG.
>> Reggie: I IT TOTALLY DID NOT.
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: BUT IT'S A GREAT TIME TO BE A FAN OF L.A. SPORTS,
WHAT WITH THE LAKERS JUST WINNING THE NBA CHAMPIONSHIP.
YOU KNOW.
>> James: YES, BIG TIMES, THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A MORE
EXCITING TIME TO BE IN L.A. AND NOT BE ABLE TO ATTEND ANY OF
THESE GAMES.
(LAUGHTER) FIRST THE LAKERS, NOW THE
DODGERS.
NOT ONLY THAT WEST HAM FOUGHT BACK AGAINST TOTTENHAM, ONING IN
THE TOP CORNER FOR THE PREMIER LEAGUE.
YOU ALREADY KNOW ALL OF THIS.
HEY, IAN.
GO LAKERS, RIGHT?
>> IT, YEAH, REALLY IS A TIME FOR MAY RIGHT NOW IT HAD BEEN A
PRETTY GREAT YEAR UP UNTIL THAT HAPPENED.
(LAUGHTER) NOW OF COURSE WE ARE LESS THAN
TWO WEEKS OUT FROM THE ELECTION WHICH MEANS WE ARE FIVE WEEKS
AWAY FROM FINDING OUT WHO IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.
AND DONALD TRUMP IS DESPERATELY TRYING TO WHIP UP HIS BASE.
LAST NIGHT HE HELD A RALLY IN ERIE, PENNSYLVANIA, AN HERE IS
HOW HE KICKED THINGS OFF.
YOUNG MAN.
♪ THERE'S NO NEED TO FEEL DOWN.
♪ I SAID YOUNG MAN.
♪ GET YOURSELF OFF THE GROUND.
♪ SAY-- TRUMP IS LIKE OH YEAH, CAN SOMEONE WITHOUT STILL HAS
COVID DO THERE?
CAN WE SEE THAT TAPE AGAIN.
YOU SEE WHAT I LOVE ABOUT THIS, I LIKE HOW HE IS DOING THIS AND
THEN HE GOES TO JAZZ HANDS.
AND THEN HE GOES NO, THAT LOOKS STUPID, I WILL GO BACK TO THE
TINY FIST.
I DON'T WANT TO LOOK STILL-- SILLY UP HERE.
I WILL STICK WITH THESE.
AT ONE POINT DURING THE RALLY TRUMP JOKES THAT NOBODY WANTS
HIM, HAVE A LOOK.
>> THEY DON'T WANT ME.
THEY DON'T WANT ME, CHINA DOESN'T WANT ME.
IRAN DOESN'T WANT ME.
NOBODY WANTS ME.
>> OH WOW.
>> James: I THINK THE IRS MIGHT WANT YOU.
IF NOT NOW, AT SOME POINT.
WHEN HE HEARD THIS DONALD, JR. WAS LIKE I WANT YOU, DAD.
AND TRUMP WAS LIKE, LIKE I SAID, NOBODY OF ANY WORTH WANTS ME.
THEY ARE THE PERFECT LYRICS FOR A SMITH SONG.
>> CHINA DOESN'T WANT ME.
♪ IRAN DOESN'T WANT ME.
♪ NOBODY WANTS ME.
(LAUGHTER) ONE OF THE BIG VIRAL MOMENTS
FROM TRUMP'S RALLY LAST NIGHT WAS WHEN HIS MICROPHONE ABRUPTLY
CUT OUT.
AND ONCE THEY GOT IT WORKING AGAIN TRUMP IMMEDIATELY WORKED
THAT IT MUST HAVE BEEN SABOTAGE.
>> I THINK WE HAVE EVERY SINGLE ENDORSEMENT, EVEN NEW YORK'S
FINEST.
NEW YORK CITY'S FINEST.
WE LOVE OUR FINEST.
(LAUGHTER) >> IS THE MIC READY, YES!
I WONDER WHO DID THAT TO OUR MIC?
I DON'T BELIEVE IT WAS JOE.
YOU KNOW WHO IT WAS?
CROOKED HILLARY.
>> James: IT IS HIS FAREWELL TOUR.
YOU HAVE TO PLAY TO HIM.
YOU HAVE TO PLAY THE HITS, YOU KNOW.
YOU JUST KNOW THAT THE PERSONAL STAGE IN CHARGE OF THE
MICROPHONE WAS LIKE I WILL, I WILL FIX ITING.
LET'S JUST ENJOY THIS MOMENT OF PEACE.
MANY WHILE THE PRESIDENT HAS STARTED A FEUD WITH CBS'S "60
MINUTES."
APPARENTLY PRESIDENT TRUMP GOT ANGRY WITH THE LINE OF
QUESTIONING DURING AN INTERRYU WITH LESLEY STAHL YESTERDAY AND
HE ABRUPTLY WALKED OUT.
CHINA DOESN'T WANT HIM, IRAN DOESN'T WANT HIM, MICROPHONES
DON'T WANT HIM, LESLEY STAHL DOESN'T WANT HIM.
♪ TRUMP DIDN'T LIKE THE QUESTIONS SHE WAS ASKING AM
WHICH MAKES SENSE.
SHE IS A RESPECTED JOURNALIST AND NOT SOMEONE FROM FOX NEWS
WHO ASKS, HOW HARD IS IT TO BE THIS HANDSOME?
TRUMP WALKED OUT OF THE INTERVIEW AFTER ABOUT 45 MINUTES
AND THEY'VE ALREADY UPDATED THE SLOW'S GRAPHICS.
TRUMP THEN WENT TO TWITTER.
TRUMP THEN WENT TO TWITTER AND THREATENED TO POST THE INTERVIEW
AHEAD OF ITS SCHEDULED BROADCAST THIS SUNDAY.
HE TWEETED I AM PLEASED TO INFORM YOU THAT FOR THE SAKE OF
ACCURACY IN REPORTING, I'M CONSIDERING POSTING MY INTERVIEW
WITH LESLEY STAHL OF "60 MINUTES" PRIOR TO AIR TIME.
I WILL JUST GO AHEAD AND SAY THIS NOW, OKAY.
YOU ATTACK CBS, YOU ATTACK ALL OF CBS, ALL RIGHT,
MR. PRESIDENT.
DO NOT MAKE ME UNLEASH A YOUNG SHELDON ON YOU.
(LAUGHTER) HERE IS A CRAZY STORY.
AFTER GETTING OFF A PLANE FROM DUBAI A MAN WAS RECENTLY STOPPED
AND QUESTIONED BY AIRPORT AUTHORITIES BECAUSE THEY NOTICED
HE WAS QUOTE WALKING ODDLY.
AND IT TURNED OUT THE MAN WAS SMUGGLING TWO POUNDS OF GOLD
BARS IN HIS RECTUM, RIGHT.
TRUE STORY.
HERE IS THE GOLD BARS HERE.
LOOK AT THAT.
>> Reggie: OH NO.
>> James: I SAY THIS A LOT BUT THIS TIME I GENUINELY MEAN IT, I
LITERALLY DON'T KNOW WHERE TO START.
YOU WHAT?
>> GOLD IS SOFT.
>> James: GOLD IS SOFT.
>> YEAH, ONE OF THE SOFTEST METALS.
>> James: OH YEAH, BECAUSE THAT IS THE PROBLEM, NO, YEAH,
THAT IS THE ISSUE, IT IS TWO POUNDS OF GOLD.
>> I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH THAT IS.
>> James: WELL, YOU DO.
LOOK AT THAT PHOTO.
(LAUGHTER) I THINK-- I DON'T KNOW WHAT I
TRIED TO DO.
I THINK I TRIED TO MAWK THEM ALL THE SAME SIZE, WOULDN'T YOU?
>> STAKES THE VICTORY.
>> James: YOU WOULD STACK AND ROUND.
>> STACK THE VUCT REE AND THE LITTLE GUY IS LIKE A CORK.
>> James: I FEEL LIKE YOU'VE BEEN THINK BEING THIS THE WHOLE
MONO.
>> YOU HAVE SHOWN THE PICTURE A LOT.
>> James: I THINK THE LITTLE ONE GOES IN LAST SO THAT IF YOU
GET CAUGHT THEY'RE LIKE EXCUSE ME, OH, YOU GOT ME.
I GOT A LITTLE BIT GOLD.
PLANK PLANK PLANK.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS.
TWO POUNDS OF GOLD BARS.
WHICH MEANS CINNABON IS NO LONG ARE THE MOST DANGEROUS THING A
PASSENGER CAN PUT IN THEIR BODY BEFORE FLYING.
APPARENTLY THE MAN-- WE'RE DOING JOKES.
NOTHING IS GOING TO TOP ROB'S CORK, IS IT?
APPARENTLY THE MAN WAS TRYING TO AVOID TAXES.
I GUESS YOU COULD SAY HE WAS CONCERNED ABOUT HIS BOTTOMLINE.
(APPLAUSE).
>> James: THERE WE GO.
OKAY.