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Ever since Donald Trump was banned
from Twitter, and then thrown out
of the White House, we haven't
heard much from him, in video,
or on audio, or even in writing.
But we've got a little bit
of it for you.
Because apparently,
the Screen Actors Guild was holding
a disciplinary meeting to consider
revoking his membership.
But before they could make
any announcements,
Trump sent them this letter.
I'm not going to read you
the entire thing.
But rest assured,
every word is funny.
But starts off Mrs. Carteris, as I
write to you today regarding the so
called disciplinary committee.
So called, come on, buddy.
>> Yeah [INAUDIBLE] that's what it
is, yeah.
>> Aimed at revoking my
union membership, who cares?
Well, who wrote a letter about it?
Anyway, while I'm not familiar with
your work, I'm very proud of my
work on movies such as Home Alone 2
with Zoolander and
Wall Street Money Never Sleeps.
And television shows including
The Fresh Prince of Bel Air,
Saturday Night Live.
No, you hate Saturday Night Live,
what are you talking about
you're proud of it?
And of course one of the most
successful shows in
television history, The Apprentice,
to name just a few.
No dude, no, you named your cameo
on Home Alone 2.
That is not to name just a few,
that is to name them all basically,
you have dug as deep
as you can into your IMDb for that.
He then goes on to say that
television news wouldn't exist
anymore if it hadn't been for him.
And then, he goes on to say that
their union is a big failure.
You've done nothing for me.
And then the seismograph goes off
for a little bit and
before they can fire him, he quits,
like a boss.
>> Donald Trump has so
long been a try-hard to
lick the butts of Hollywood.
To lick the butts of real estate
developers in New York,
in this gaudy, ridiculous,
horrible offensive,
go away now type way that each one
of those groups has mostly shunned.
Or at least shunned in a way that
Trump feels insecure about it
enough to throw a fit every time
he's remotely threatened.
But I want to point out,
those cameos,
as much as he's trying to say that
like he got those cameos through
sheer charisma and acting chops,
no, no, no, no.
Some people know this, some people
don't but Matt Damon said, he told
The Hollywood Reporter that if you
want to shoot in a Trump building,
which really other buildings
are like, I don't need this.
Trump's like, please,
please shoot here.
But if you want to shoot in
a Trump building,
he would make it mandatory
in your contract that you had to
offer him a cameo in the movies.
And here is a quote from
Matt Damon.
The deal was that if you wanted to
shoot in one of his buildings,
you had to write him a part.
Martin Breast had to write
something in Scent of a Woman, and
the whole crew was in on it.
You have to waste an hour of your
day with a effin shot.
Donald Trump walks in and
Al Pacino's like, hello, Mr. Trump.
You had to call him by name and
then he exits.
So what we've been showing you,
for those of you watching the video
version of this show,
is exactly that play out.
So it's not far fetched.
It seems to be backed up by this
Home Alone moment.
Where he walks in, gets a cameo,
says down the hall and
to the left and then leaves.
And also,
need I remind you he as he checks
out Macaulay Culkin's ass.
>> QAnon.
>> Child molester.
>> [LAUGH] Look it up.
This is what he's pointing to.
That's the totality of his
appearance in Home Alone,
that's- >> He's very proud of that,
Brett, he's very proud of that.
That's top billing, right?
[INAUDIBLE] >> Home Alone 2 was
the first thing he went to in his
letter to the SAG Awards or
whatever.
>> Okay, so really fast and
this is he's very proud,
not to mention many others.
But notably, he starts off by
saying to Gabriel Carteris,
the head of SAG, I'm not familiar
with your work, which is fine.
Maybe he's not, I guess.
But admittedly,
I'm looking at her Wikipedia and
she's done a bit more than him.
I mean, NCIS is sort of a big deal,
Criminal Minds,
Avatar the Last Air Bender,
Nip Tuck, NYPD Blue, Jag,
King of the Hill.
I'm just jumping around,
Johnny Bravo.
She was on 145 episodes of
Beverly Hills 90210.
Another World, for
literally decades,
she's been in many, many shows.
And I don't think that they were
architecturally required
contractual cameos.
I think they were based on merit.
I don't even know who she is.
I don't know that I've seen
any of these shows.
>> You would, she's a regular.
>> I'm just saying, yeah?
>> She got pregnant in BH 90210, or
two one aught.
>> She's an actual actress.
>> Yes.
>> And he's throwing a hissy fit,
thankfully not on actually-
>> My God, dude, it is so
hilarious.
And not only that, but
there's a part later after he says
I'm not familiar with you.
He goes, he attacks them using
a very specific YouTube video that
he either knew criticized the guild
or he went looking for
stuff to mention in his article.
Because guess what guys, hate to
break this to you, Donald Trump
doesn't have a lot to do right now,
he's pulling his hair out.
He got asked to make a big cameo at
his own impeachment trial.
And I'm certain, when faced with
the death of silently ignoring him
forever or absolutely incriminating
himself in a total train wreck of
a testimony in the Senate,
impeachment trial and
forever just stamping out any
hope that he has for a comeback.
He's thinking maybe about doing it,
and everyone had to tackle him or
not even write that he said no to
it but- >> And by the way,
he has obviously constructed what
seems like a psychology as well as
a social circle of aides and
goons and stuff like that,
designed to insulate him from
the realization of what he is, what
he's capable of, and all of that.
But I would hope that cracks
would be starting to form and
a little bit might slip through
when you could potentially be
convicted by the Senate and
you were impeached twice.
And you could have sat down with
Muller and in all of those cases,
everyone paid to protect you said,
no, don't do it.
No, you going in there would be
a disaster for you.
You talking, answering questions,
you'd be doomed.
I hope that some of that has
gotten through to him.
That's there's nothing more
incriminating to him than him
opening his mouth in an area of
an open back and forth and Q&A.
>> Yeah, and the benefit
of the doubt interpretation is it's
him going like, hold me back guys.
>> Yeah, sure.
No, no, but he's one of those
people that's like, let me at him,
let me at him, and then looks
around, why aren't you holding me?
>> Yeah.
>> Hold me so that I can say,
let me at him.
[LAUGH] That's probably what it is.
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