-Now, you guys,
I am in my 40s.
I'm married. I have two kids.
But nothing, and I mean nothing, makes me feel older
than when I realize I no longer know
the new slang terms teenagers are using.
And it seems like these days,
teen slang terms are evolving so fast
that sometimes it's hard to keep up,
so we decided to give you a little primer
on new teen slang terms
in a segment we call "Seth Explains Teen Slang."
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Alright, let's get started.
Our first new teen slang term is reefcase.
Here's the definition -- It's the fancy bag
your friend carries their weed in.
[ Laughter ]
For example, "Kyle rolled into the party
with a monogrammed leather satchel
with special compartments for his bong, stash, and lighter
like he's the CEO of weed." [ Laughter ]
#Reefcase. [ Laughter ]
Our next new teen slang term is Markle-ing.
Let's see the definition.
It's when you can't handle your boyfriend's family,
so you move to Canada.
[ Laughter ]
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For example, "Jeff's parents never give us any privacy
and are super racist, so we Markled off
to a farm in Manitoba." [ Laughter ]
Next, we have Baby Yoda. Let's see the definition.
It's the kid who's so creepy looking that he's cute.
[ Laughter ]
For example, "That new kid, Kevin, has four strands of hair
and skin like a basketball, but he's going to prom
with the head cheerleader.
Guess that Baby Yoda's got game."
[ Laughter ]
Moving on, we have red YOLO cup.
This is an unidentified liquid found at a party
that you drink anyway. [ Laughter ]
For example, "We totally ran out of beer at Brad's party,
and I was like, 'What the hell? I guess I'll just chug
whatever's in this red YOLO cup I found.'"
#Call911.
[ Laughter ]
Our next teen slang term is E.T.
This is the kid who always phones home during a sleepover.
[ Laughter ]
Here it is in a sentence.
"We're were at Ben's for about 15 minutes
when Matt called his parents to pick him up.
That E.T. has serious separation anxiety."
[ Laughter ]
Next, we have paper straw. Let's see the definition.
It's a replacement for your ex who is better for you,
but ends up being weak and useless.
[ Laughter ]
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For example,
"Noah is so much nicer and kinder than Aidan.
But one time we saw a roach, and that paper straw
fainted on the spot." [ Laughter ]
Up next, it's Puke Skywalker.
This is one who gets so drunk, he doesn't recognize his father.
[ Laughter ]
Here it is in a sentence.
"Ben got so wasted last night, someone had to call his dad
to come pick him up, but when he got there, that Puke Skywalker
yelled, 'No!' and jumped into the ravine."
[ Laughter ]
This next one is really blowing up with the teens.
It's dial-rhea. [ Laughter ]
This is when you can't stop butt dialing someone.
[ Laughter ] Here it is in a sentence.
"Tevin has called me six times in the last five minutes.
Either he's obsessed with me
or he has a massive case of dial-rhea."
[ Laughter ]
The next new teen slang term is vrinch.
This is a Valentine's Day grinch.
For example, "I feel so bad for Stacy.
Her boyfriend is such a vrinch.
All he got her for Valentine's Day was a tube of toothpaste
and a stapler." [ Laughter ]
And finally, you probably heard the slang term, FOMO,
the fear of missing out,
and JOMO, the joy of missing out.
Well, this is NSFOWOTOMO.
[ Laughter ]
This is "no strong feelings one way or the other
about missing out." [ Laughter ]
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Here it is --
Here it is in a sentence.
"Tina had a party last night,
but apparently it wasn't huge or anything.
Some people had fun and some didn't,
and they watched a movie,
but it was 'Spider-Man: Far From Home,'
and I've already seen it. It was pretty good,
but I don't know if I need to see it again.
Anyway, #NSFOWOTOMO."
[ Laughter ]
This has been "Seth Explains Teen Slang."