- Let's get lit.
- The tinglies is kicking in.
- Woo! - Oh!
- I'll drink to that!
(all cheering)
- Basic to drinks, bitch! Oh!
(upbeat music)
- What's up, y'all welcome back to Basic To Bougie!
We back!
But guess what?
We're doing it just for y'all, we're doing virtual episodes.
We out here, I'm your boy, Tim Chantarangsu.
- It's your boy, Darren "Big Baby" Brand.
It's still the same show that you love,
but we had to adapt to make this happen.
- Excuse me, guys!
Knock, knock!
I'm here, it's your girl, Justina Valentine!
Hey!
- Who gave her the Zoom?
- Oh hushy, hushy, Darren.
I wish I could just grab you and squeeze you.
And hug you.
- Justina?
- Yes, Tim?
- None of us are wearing pants.
Are you wearing pants?
- Just little booty shorts.
- Justina, this is a family show!
We're not serving up cake!
- I wanna show you I gained weight over the quarantine!
- Well it looks great.
- Thanks, honey.
- So we're still holding it down,
trying to bring this show to you guys, but this time,
we're going to switch it up and we're only having
three different versions of one type of food.
- Yeah, but we still have to figure
out which one's the cheapest, the middlest,
and the most expensive.
- "The middlest," that's a really good word, yeah.
- Yeah, absolutely.
- And you know what happens,
sometimes we find out that
the most basic-est food can be bougie.
- Or that the most bougiest food, in fact, can be basic.
(cash register chimes)
- That's a fact!
- Are you ready?
- Let's do it.
- Ready, baby.
- Let's get it.
- Let's get it!
(slurping)
(upbeat trap music)
- All right, y'all ready to bust these old boxes open?
- I'm always ready to bust open my box, you know?
- Bust it open for the views.
(Darren laughs)
- Hey, this box got some weight to it.
- This (bleep) is heavy.
- It sure does. - [Darren] Yeah it is.
- Are we opening it up?
- Oh, that's right, we gotta count down.
- One, two, three.
Open.
Here we go, eyes closed, eyes closed.
- Yay!
- Eyes closed.
- My eyes are open.
- Your eyes are open?
- Lots of poppy, lots of poppy paper.
- [Tim] What is all this?
- It's like ASMR.
(Justina moaning)
- Oh (bleep)!
Well, look at this magically in front of me,
I got three martini glasses.
Which means I think we're going to be drinking, guys.
- We're drinking?
- Martinis!
- Ahh.
(upbeat music)
- Ooh, we get mixers!
Mixers and shakers.
- It's a whole set, guys.
It's a whole everything.
- Oh wow, this is great.
- Look at this.
Lots of things going on.
- Damn, this is fun, this is like a science project.
Do any of you guys get down with martinis?
- I'm not really that classy.
- I'm not gonna lie, I start with straight shots, baby.
- Tim, me and you have gotten completely wasted before.
You know how we get.
- Oh yeah, I know.
- Drink!
(Darren screams)
We take it to the next level, bro!
(Tim laughing)
- Oh (bleep) (belching)
- Give me a second.
- No bro, please. Oh no, Tim!
Tim, no!
- Woo.
- Let's get lit, at this point, let's get lit.
(classical music)
- We have instructions for the first time
basically in Bougie history.
We have instructions.
- So add all the ingredients to the shaker.
Except the lemon juice.
Add to glass after.
- Ooh woo.
- Uh-huh.
- Ooh, y'all do not smell the liquor.
Do not smell it.
- Oh! That vodka.
Vodka just (sniffs)
just smells like straight rubbing alcohol.
- It doesn't have--
- I don't know how white girls love it.
- White girls love it.
- The one tastes, smells like water.
This smell like some WAP.
Some wet-ass...
- Yeah.
Everybody got their shake on?
(shaker rattling)
(upbeat steel drum music)
(record scratches)
- Sorry.
- Let's go.
- One, two, three.
- Ooh, it's blue.
- Wow!
Now.
- We add the lemon (bleep) whatever this is afterward?
- But now, Tim, it says drizzle a little.
Don't use it all.
Just a little.
- Ooh, it turned purple!
- Oh wow!
- Whoa!
Wow.
It looks like the universe.
- Oh, Tim, you going deep.
You going deep, Tim.
You going deep.
- Looks like the stars of the galaxy, bro.
Cheers.
- Let's do it, let's do it.
Hey, this is for all the Basic To Bougie fans
who have been rocking with us for five plus seasons.
- Let's, wait, put your pinky up!
(all smacking lips)
- Mm!
Now wait a minute.
- Sweet, sweet and sour.
- Very sweet.
(Justina smacks lips)
- Yeah, it's a little tart.
It's a little tangy.
- That is tart.
- It's strong as (bleep).
It's strong as (bleep).
- Tim, if you put your tongue in the drink
and let it wade around and flap it a bit,
it tastes different, try it.
(bubbles popping)
- Huh.
(Tim smacking lips)
Uh-huh.
(bubbles popping)
- It tastes a little different.
(Tim sighs)
- Mm, mm, mm.
- Not mad at that.
- All right, let's get ready for the next set up.
- Okay, let's get it, let's get it, let's get it.
All right, y'all.
(classical music)
All right.
So we just mix everything in there.
- Everything except for the olives.
Everything except for the olives.
Now, is this two different liquors?
- Woo!
- Oh!
What is this?
- Woo.
- Tim, what is this?
- Oh, this is like champagne.
- Yes.
- This little one smells like champagne.
Yeah, this must be like a mimosa,
but with gin or something.
- Y'all shaking?
♪ S-H-A-K-E ♪
♪ Darren, Tim, and me ♪
♪ Let's shake it ♪
♪ Hey, hey, let's shake it ♪
- Go off.
- Y'all ready?
- All right, all right.
- Yeah!
- I'm pouring.
It's clear, it's clear.
- Wow, yeah.
- Oh it's a lot.
- That's a whole lot.
How do y'all get an olive?
You just stab it?
- It's just to make it look pretty.
You can go like this, you can plop it right in.
You know about plopping it in, don't you?
Tim, that's how you get a baby.
- Plopping things in.
Gotta plop 'em in, yeah?
- Plop 'em in.
- We ready? We going in?
- All right, we ready?
Cheers!
- Hey!
- Salud!
- Even during the pandemic, everyone is still blessed.
- Amen, God is good all the time.
- To the friends that become family,
the nights that become memories,
and the dreams that become reality.
- Gah!
- Aw, cheers, baby!
I'll drink to that.
- Oh my God.
- Ah!
- That is strong.
- Yeah.
- That's what I think of when I think of a martini.
- Wow.
- Yes, sir!
Yes, sir, yes, sir!
- If you drink that,
you're making some bad decisions that night.
- Yes, sir.
You are definitely having sex
with someone or yourself after this, definitely.
- You're having sex with anyone after this.
Whoever's around.
- Absolutely.
- Sex.
- There's no judgment.
- That side of me is, like, being awakened.
Like, the Girls Gone Wild side,
I'm ready to be like, "Woo!"
Just after one sip.
- Me too, me too!
Woo!
- Woo!
(Darren laughing)
This is just the dirty martini, if I'm not mistaken.
- Exactly.
- A gin.
- As soon as I drink this, I'm like, "What's the move?"
- "Hello, where we going?"
- Right now, let's go.
- This is when you hit your text messages, like,
"Hey, yo, what's good?
Wake up, come through, what you doing, what you doing?"
- "Hey, you okay? I've been thinkin' 'bout you."
- "You up?"
- "You on my mind, you up?"
(Tim laughing)
- All right, so we're onto number three.
- Number three.
(classical music)
Number three, martini.
Add all the ingredients to the shaker.
Strain and pour.
- Oh wait, you know what?
Did y'all smell the red (bleep) yet?
Did y'all have red (bleep)?
- Yeah.
- It's beet juice.
- Oh wow.
(men laughing)
- I'm not drinking that.
- Is this coffee grinds?
- I don't know what that is, I just poured it in.
(cup clinking)
- Daquan!
- Nope.
- Daquan's here in my house!
Daquan just brought me ice!
- No he didn't.
- Thanks, babe.
He's been here during the quarantine, he has.
He has.
- Tim.
- He has.
- Is Daquan messing with Justina?
(record scratching)
(sensual music)
(woman moaning)
- I guess so.
Well damn, this whole time, I thought he was dead.
(Darren laughing)
- No, no he's fine.
He's thriving!
(steel drum music)
Oh something almost popped out, hold on.
(laughs)
- You better stop.
Let's get to it.
- One, two, three, pour.
Ooh, it's black.
- Black lives matter, baby.
- Black drinks matter.
- Let's go.
Our martini is definitely woke.
Cheers to y'all being allies.
- Amen.
All day, you know that's right.
- Yeah!
- Cheers.
- I'm not gonna lie, it tastes like cough syrup.
- It tastes healthy.
It's the beet juice.
- This alcohol be tough on me, Tim.
My face is already, I already feel the numbness.
It had to be from--
- You're a little tingly?
- The tinglies is kicking in.
- Little tingly.
- Yeah, it's kicking in.
- I'm trying to get a little warm.
I'm getting a little warm.
Getting little frisky.
Daquan.
(slurping)
(upbeat music)
- All right, y'all, final sip.
Final sip for the people.
- Okay.
- Purple.
- [Justina] That's good, I like this one.
- [Tim] Sweet and sour.
- [Darren] Yeah.
- Black Panther next.
Black Panther.
- Okay.
(Tim groans)
- [Darren] It's real bitter.
- With the beet juice, yeah.
Dirty Jersey with the olive, yup.
(air horns whooping)
Let me tell you,
these flavors are not dancing well in my mouth.
- Woo!
- Mm, hmm hmm hmm.
- Okay.
- I'm thinking it's Black Panther,
and then I'm not sure how to put these two.
- Let's go purple in the middle.
- I think I've had tee many martoonies 'cause I don't know.
(both men laughing)
- I just feel like beet juice isn't that expensive.
But it got these fancy ginger candy though,
it's hard to say.
- That's true.
- Two of the drinks came with accessories.
So those have to be more expensive.
- But these olives are inexpensive.
They come in like a big barrel.
- Let's go black, purple, olive.
- Chug, chug, chug!
(Justina laughing)
(upbeat trap music)
- Tim!
I wish I was going to a J party right after, do you hear me?
I would be coming in.
- Ready to go.
- So right now, we have it as beet juice, purple, olives?
- Olives, yeah.
This is for the butler!
- Butler!
(trap music)
- Tim, I gotta stop, Tim!
- Beet juice, purple, olives.
Fine, let's do it.
- Who's reading it?
- Martini.
- Hold it down, Justina.
(drum roll)
- Cheapest.
- Dirty martini.
- [Tim] Damn, damn!
- [Justina] $5.
- That's cheap!
Bruh, that was rubbing alcohol we was drinking.
- All right, number two.
Wow, we are (bleep) up.
Because we (bleep) all the way up.
Number two was the color changing martini
with mid-shelf gin.
- We were right!
- Oh, you're right.
We were only wrong with these two.
We should've knew Black Panther was the most expensive.
- Oh! My people!
- So the color changing martini with mid-shelf gin was $17.
And the beet activated charcoal martini
with top-shelf gin was $29.
That's a $30 drink.
- They all taste the same!
(clapping)
Chug, chug, chug, chug.
- Chug, chug, chug!
- I want the powers of the Black Panther.
- For sure!
Basic to drinks, bitch!
Oh!
(all cheering)
- All right, y'all, thank you for watching
another episode of Basic To Bougie, virtual status!
We drunk!
- Spring break, baby!
- Do it, Tim!
- Woo!
- Do it, Tim!
- Woo, woo!
- We made it happen!
- [Justina] Wee!
- We get lit corona.
- Love y'all!
- We made it happen!
- [Justina] Woo!
- Woo!
(Justina laughing)
No, you didn't chug all three, Tim!
- I did!
- What!
- What the (bleep) wrong with you?
- Yo, Tim with the (bleep) all.