(click)
(beep)
(hums)
(bus stopping)
- [Clerk] Luckily strings are cheap,
so it depends on what you want
and what you're trying to go for.
If you wanna treble your sound,
go with bronze.
If you want a little bit more bassy sound,
go with phosphor bronze.
If your fingers hurt, go with a tape wound,
or a flat wound string would even be better.
We have strings that are kevlar based.
We have strings that glow in the god damn dark.
What kind of axe are you using?
What kind of guitar do you have?
(string)
(laughter and conversation)
- Excuse me
(laughter and conversation)
- Hey hon.
Tired tonight, huh?
Nice.
You're gonna play?
- Hey.
Hello?
- It's gonna be awesome, so we are gonna start
right now, with Mickey McDonald,
followed by David Leighton in the area last.
(applause)
- I'm sorry, we're all full.
Next week, okay?
- ♫ What they used to say.
- ♫ Yeah
- ♫ Oh
- ♫ Uh oh oh
(applause)
Thank you very much.
- ♫ Don't you know
♫ I told you so
(piano music)
- So this little girl said to her dad,
she said daddy I want to be a musician
when I grow up and dad goes,
you can only do one of those things.
(audience jeers)
- ♫ Hey, yo, on that note while we're rushing in a hurry,
♫ I get them paid off, this right here is Bill Murray.
♫ I'm playing, yo, that's ghost on the guitar
♫ And the host with the bars, I'm just trying to go hard.
(operatic singing)
- ♫ You act so much like your father it's disgusting.
♫ She cries to him as he got behind the wheel.
♫ When the engine roared she cried once more.
- Hey, so I just asked my friend Morgan
and he said that he would split his pot with you,
which means that he would play one
and then you would play one.
Does that sound interesting to you?
Yeah?
Okay, but he's next, so,
is that okay?
Okay.
Sorry, I still don't know your name.
- Festus.
Festus, okay.
Sir, Festus.
Okay, great.
- [Musician] ♫ We're all flirting with potential goals.
- [Musician] But when it
- What are the lyrics?
- When its
- Hard when its painted so think on you
(strings)
- We're going to bring a newcomer to the stage now,
very excited about this, he is a long time
listener, first time caller, and yeah,
make him feel good.
Please join me in welcoming Sir Festus.
(applause)
Festus?
Oh, one sec.
Festus everybody.
(applause)
- ♫ I live in a dark room
♫ Not the picture kind of dark room
♫ Just a very dark room
♫ And I got me a collar
♫ It's the blue kind of collar
♫ It's the blue kind of room
♫ But there's something they once told me
♫ And now I try to unforget
♫ They said it's wonderful
♫ The world is wonderful
♫ The sky is wonderful
♫ The birds are wonderful
♫ The music's wonderful
♫ The words are wonderful
♫ The trees are wonderful
♫ Wonderful
♫ Won...
♫ ...der
♫ ..ful
♫ Words are
♫ Full of wonder
♫ Full of
♫ Wonder
♫ Wonderful