- You disagree with me? - Yeah!
- Okay, not trying to be dramatic here,
but you're dead to me.
For forever.
- Nelson Mandela died in the '80s.
I remember reading about it.
- Okay, well, you remember wrong.
- But I feel like it's true.
- Your feelings are irrelevant.
- How can you say that?
- That's not how facts work.
- But what if I was living in an alternate universe?
- I think you still are.
- Didn't mean to offend you, bro.
It's just a simple "yo mama" joke.
- Yeah, well, I didn't appreciate it.
It wasn't even funny.
- Yeah, okay, it's not my fault
you're a big crybaby with no sense of humor.
- You know what?
Your mama's so dumb, she woulda laughed at that joke.
- (chuckles) I like that.
- This whole arguing back and forth thing
really isn't working for me,
so maybe you could just tell me what I need to say
to make you go away.
And never bother me ever again.
- Buddy, there's no way that Dumbledore
is gonna beat Gandalf in a fight!
- Dumbledore has got way more magical powers!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Are you raising your voice at me?
- I mean, I guess I sorta did.
- Oh my gosh. I feel really uncomfortable right now.
Who yells in this day and age? It is the '20s, okay?
We need to do better.
- I didn't want to have to get nasty like this,
but you are being a real frickin' cranky pants right now.
There. Yeah, I said it, and I'll stand by it.
Now, if we can please move on,
this church potluck dinner isn't gonna plan itself, okay?
- If you're fine with being a bad person, that's fine by me.
Sure, don't listen to what I have to say,
just keep going around, being a bad person.
It won't bother me at all.
- Okay, I'll put my coffee cup in the recycling bin.
- Wow, you really are helping to make a difference!
Thank you.
- And so I rest my case. You are so wrong.
- Dude, wait a second.
- What? What could you possibly say in response?
- I think we actually agree.
- Wha... We do?
- We're saying the same thing
just in slightly different ways.
We have the same opinion.
(electronics hissing)
- No!
- I'm not trying to start an argument
for the sake of arguing, okay?
I just want to know why you would ever possibly think
it's okay to put the toilet paper on the roll
the way you did!
Everybody knows it's over, not under! You animal!
- Okay, okay, you're right. I'm wrong.
Like, what do you want, a parade?
You want them to march down the middle of the city
and say, "Look, this guy, he was right about something!"
You want like the key to the city?
Maybe they should name a holiday after you!
They can call it The One Day Where This Guy
Got Something Right, Day.
- Hey, let's get sushi for dinner. I love sushi.
- Eh, I don't really like sushi.
- Okay, well, I believe in communicating openly
during conflict, so you're being really annoying,
and we're gonna get sushi.
- You know what?
I'm gonna pray for you,
because clearly something is very wrong with you,
and you need all the help you can get.
- What's the big deal?
So what, I didn't cry during "Toy Story 3"?
- Like what is wrong with you?!
I am tearing up just thinking about that movie!
- Rest assured, I would intellectually decimate you
if I had the energy to do so.
Unfortunately, the sun is out,
severely weakening my powers.
- You want me to back up what I believe with reasons?!
That's not right, man! - Uhhhh.
- I am so mad at you right now!
- Are you good?
- I cry when I get mad, okay?
Is that all right with you, jerk?
Or do I need reasons to back that up too?
- I don't want to argue with you,
so either we need to make up right now,
or I'm gonna accidentally say something so cutting,
so devastating, (ominous music)
that both you and I will remember it
for the rest of our lives.
- Really? - It's happened before.
- Everything you said just now makes you look so dumb.
You have no idea what you're talking about.
You, sir, are a grade-A moron.
And that's what I should've said to the guy at the DMV
six months ago.
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