- This is sick!
I got it! Oh my God!
(upbeat music)
Hi
- Hi
- What's your name?
- My name's Porsche.
- My name's La'a.
- I feel like I know you for some reason.
- What?
A cosmic connection.
I'm here to win 200 dollars
- Oh you're here to win? I'm here to win
I'm here to win
(laughter)
- Yes.
Yeah, okay.
Spit in my cup.
- Um I'm not really a spitter,
so I'm kinda got cotton mouth right now.
(spit sound)
(laughter)
- Honestly it doesn't even look like.
Yeah
- What the fuck.
- Woo
- Have you ever been spit on during sex?
- Yeah.
- Were you into it?
- I was into it, yeah.
Its not like my main thing,
like if you don't spit on me I'm not gonna enjoy
- Okay good because I don't know
if I'll be able to spit on you if anything were to happen.
(laughter)
- Ohh
- Okay.
Okay
This is intense
(laughter)
- I'm ready
I'm already here.
- [Producer] All right I'm gonna
just officially get inches here.
(mumbles) feel little bit closer.
Let's see, all right. That's looking like 6 inches.
- Your stye is really cute.
I love your haircut, its like a perfect length.
Your eyelashes are really nice.
Are you wearing mascara?
- I am, rare
- Yeah but,
they look really nice. - this is a special occasion
(laughter)
You have a strong energy.
It's like piercing through my soul,
and I'm really nervous and flustered.
(laughter)
her energy was to powerful - you were saying her energy.
Fuck it
- Fuck yeah
- I'm gonna do it.
(laughter)
I'm in bed.
I have Bon Appetite,
you know the gourmet makes episodes.
- Yeah
- You know I'm just like lying there
watching claire make gourmet warheads,
and I realize my vibrator is just conveniently
sitting right there next to me in bed.
So I'm like we're gonna like open our third eye.
- What the fuck.
- I got the vibrator on.
It's on the setting that I like,
and I'm just like in my head like really concentrating.
Thinking about, what was I thinking about?
Oh it was the last person I hooked up with.
My wal are extremely thin,
so it was just a real silent squeeze out.
- I'm glad that you got that out.
- Thank you.
- Okay guess its your turn like.
(laughter)
- All right.
There we go.
- Well this hula hoop is not dropping so.
(laughter)
- Wow.
Yeah.
On the hips now I'm assuming.
That's a pretty slow rotate .
You need to pick it up.
- Its gonna fall down - Oh you want me to (mumbles)
- Come on now
whoa!
(laughter)
- [La'a] you better oh its on the foot.
(laughter)
you got the ankle hoop. Go. Wow.
(laughter) (clapping)
- Thank you.
- Well done.
No why would you give this to me?
(laughter)
- Okay mmm rap.
♪ I was in a relationship for three and a half years ♪
♪ It was really great for the first two years ♪
♪ Then I discovered that I was queer ♪
♪ So I was ♪
- Oh that's the bar
♪ Tryna open the relationship ♪
♪ And he was like okay I guess ill do it ♪
♪ Because I kinda forced him to do it ♪
♪ And that was not really healthy ♪
♪ And it slowly died ♪
(laughter)
♪ And we shoulda broken up awhile ago ♪
- Okay great.
How was that?
- Your lucky that like I'm not like oh I'm onto rappers.
Cause if I was into rappers id be like mmmm.
- Thank you.
(laughter)
Okay.
Does your family know that you're (mumbles)
- Yeah my mom definitely knows, she's aware
- How does she feel about it, your mom?
- You know she's kinda just like okay,
I need to kinda you know take it in,
but like obviously I love you,
like your my daughter.
- Right, totally, that's sweet.
- Yeah do your parents know, or your family, or friends?
- I have come out to my mom.
- How did that go?
- It could have gone a lot better.
- That's unfortunate, but its life.
- There we go.
- I will do it.
- Ready
oh man its cold.
(laughter)
Its cold.
(tiny scream)
There's like old sport or,
- I taste it.
- Yeah you state it yeah.
(laughter)
- Have you done chocolate sauce in the bedroom
situation - I have never done
any chocolate sauce in the bedroom.
- I haven't I was just curious.
- Would you like be into it?
- I would try anything once.
- Okay, cool.
Yes
- Oh my God your catching up.
This is sick.
If you consent to this.
(laughter)
- Let's do it.
- I'm just really gonna get that.
(laughter)
- Short stack
ugh I missed.
Lets try like.
I got it!
Okay
oh right on the thigh.
(laughter)
- Aww its kinda cute.
- Nice
- I think it is.
I was into it.
- These are pretty good.
(laughter)
do you want to try some? - Amazing
I do.
(laughter)
- How do you feel about that?
- Really good.
- Not bad right?
- Like I need to make pancakes on my ass all the time.
- Not bad (laughter)
- Yes.
- Dang.
- I'll drink with you
- Fuck yeah!
- Dang!
How am I gonna throw the ball?
- Sucks to suck it was your dare I guess.
- Yeah fuck it let's do it.
- Leave those two fingers.
- Dude this is evil.
Whooo!
(laughter)
- Fuck yes!
You like (laughter)
(screams) (clapping)
- It was a really good blind date.
I'm happy about it. - I had a lot of fun.
Yeah I'm gonna give you my number,
I hope you know.
(laughter)
- God I hope sp.
I flipped pancakes on to your ass.
- You did.
Yes you earned it!
- Yes!
Thank you
- Let me just
- Thank you, thank you!
(laughter)