- Hey! Hey Peppa.
- Ugh, here we go.
- Yeesh, no need to be so SALTy, I wasn't talking to you!
- Orange, leave me alone.
- Hey! Hey Peppa, hey!
- I think he's talking to me.
What do you want, Orange?
- Not talking to you.
Hey Peppa, hey, hey!
- Are you're talking to me?
- No!
- You mean me?
- No!
- Me?
- You bet your bacon I'm talking to you. (laughs)
(upbeat music) (pig squeals)
- Oh, I can't believe Peppa Pig is in the kitchen.
What brings you by?
Are you planning on SQUEALIN' the spotlight
from me on my own show? (laughs)
- Oh no, nothing like that.
Today is the famous pig convention,
didn't you see all the signs?
- Oh, that's what those were for?
I just figured my illiterate friend
Little Apple was trying to throw a picnic. (laughs)
- I heard that!
- Sure, but could you read it if I wrote it down?
- Orange!
- Well, the swine and the cheese mixer
is just about to start.
Would you like to come meet some of my famous friends?
- Heck yeah, I wanna meet Peppa Pig's muddy buddies.
(laughs)
- Right this way.
(pig oinks)
- So how do you keep in touch
with all your famous pig friends?
Are you PEN pals? (laughs)
- Please try not to embarrass me
in front of all of my friends, Orange.
- Got it, no more pig PUNS. (laughs)
- Oh dear. (oinks)
- Hey, hey, Miss Piggy.
- Are you speaking to moi?
- What's your favorite play?
I bet's it HAM-let. (laughs)
- Ugh, that was awful.
- What can I say, it ain't easy being orange. (laughs)
- Please leave me alone!
- Okay Miss Piggy but you're gonna MISS me. (laughs)
- You're not going to act this way
around all of my friends, are you?
- I promise I'll behave.
I won't be an attention HOG. (laughs)
- If you please, there are some very, very famous pigs here
and I'd like to fit in.
There's Pork. E Pig, there's Piglet, there's Peter Porker,
Beebop and over there's a ...
- BABE!
- What did you call me?
I'm not actually offended, just playing for the cameras.
- No, Babe!
- A pleasure to meet you Sir.
- Grr!
- And we're just getting started.
Over there is Wilbur from Charlotte's Web.
(pig oinks)
- Eh, I'm not sure that's Wilbur,
pretty sure that's just some pig.
Oh, is Little Piggy here?
- No, he went to the market
but here are The Three Little Pigs.
- I'm the one that made my house out of sticks.
- I'm the one who made the house out of bricks.
- I'm the one who made my house out of straw.
- I got to ask, why straw?
- I don't know, but I am wearing a boot as a hat,
so I'm not exactly famous for my great ideas.
- Which reminds me, was it the Straw Pig's idea
to hold this Pig-nic in the kitchen?
- Um, as a matter of fact, it was.
- Oh, yeah, that probably wasn't the best STY-dea. (laughs)
Get it, sty?
- Yes, we get it.
But why is that a bad idea?
- Pork Chop!
- Oh, we know all about Pork Chop. (pig snorts)
Pork Chop, come over here.
- They invited me on one condition.
I only break boards, not skulls, HI-YAH!
(loud chop) (upbeat music)
- Yeah, that's not really what I meant.
- Mm.
(loud chopping) (pigs squealing)
- Wow, it got HOG WILD in here. (laughs)
- Not funny, Orange.
- Sorry, I didn't mean to BUTCHER that joke. (laughs)
(loud chopping) (squirmish laugh)
(upbeat music)