[Logo Swish]
[Rage Quit piano]
Like, just call the game "fuck you"
That's it.
Just "Fuck You: The Game, I Hate You"
Yeah I know ok so
here's this gem.
This is it.
So what you do is
you don't get hit by shit
and when you make it across to the other side,
you win!
Unlike that
when you fucking die.
Now when there's yellow shit in the level,
you have to collect all of the little yellow balls
like the piss balls
and then hop in the last green section
or else you won't be able to fucking beat the level
because it'll be like "nope didn't collect the piss balls"
"get out of here, shithead."
Piss ball, right there.
See it?
There it is.
Full of piss.
Here's a tip: shut the hell up.
So right around Level 5,
is where the game really starts saying
"Go fuck yourself."
You piece of shit.
Almost ah nope
Yep did kill myself there.
It sucks. It sucks.
It really pisses you off
when you're actually gonna miss it
and then you run into it like an idiot.
[groaning noise]
Oh my God, Jesus.
Come on you bitch
There we go.
FUCKING SHIT!
I just ran into it.
It was like a fucking head-on collision.
FUCK!
God damn it!
I'm scewed. I'm fucking screwed.
God damn it,
I fucking walked right into it again.
I fucking hate this level.
It's like it's like Pacman but shit.
I walked out.
I just walked out into traffic.
Go Go Go Go Go Go
GO YOU SON OF A BITCH, GO!
AH FUCK ME SHIT
This just looks swell.
I'm so fucking screwed here.
I I just keep fucking standing still on that last one
like a- like an idiot.
I- I can't do this.
I can't get past the first, like four.
There's like 700 of these things in a row.
I KEEP DYING ON THE FIRST ONE!
DAMN IT!
55 and then fucking 65 deaths and
I'll fucking run out there again
and then 7 fucking 75 57 75
Does it matter?
I'll be at 75 in like 3 minutes anyway.
Or like, 35 seconds.
Level 10 is absolute bullshit.
I don't know how many deaths I've had here.
I don't know how many times I've died on this part.
I'm not even getting fucking close to the ending!
GOD DAMN IT!
I can't get- I can't get down there.
I can't make the fucking turn.
YOU MOTHER FUCKER!
I just love it.
I love this.
This is amazing!
Like, I want to play this every day of my life.
I keep running into the same one.
over and over and over again.
I just did it again.
I get down there and I'm like "I GOTTA MOVE!"
and then I move and I just run right the fuck into it.
and then I die 500 times at the top
before I even get down there again
because I'm too pissed off
about fucking dying at the bottom
OVER AND OVER AGAIN!
There's 20 more.
There's 20 more levels after this.
20.
Like, what are the next 20 levels like?
What's 20?
What's 30?
WHAT'S 11?
Because I'll probably never fucking see it.
I'm just getting fucking sandwiched
by these two blue FUCKING BALLS!
FUCK!
I almost have 150 deaths.
150.
Holy shit, holy shit
YOU FUCK!
THAT WAS IT!
NO WAY!
No way I'm getting farther than that.
I got all the way over there!
A hundred and sixty five fucking deaths.
I don't even know how many I had
when I started this shit.
I've probably died 100 fucking times on this shit.
I- tha- this- NO
FUCK YOU
I, I, the the guy at the bottom is a piece of shit.
He's a piece of shit!
He's fucking out to get me!
THESE TWO FUCKS
THEY'RE GANG-BANGING ME!
I'M LIKE GETTING FUCKING SPIT ROASTED
BUY THESE TWO BLUE BALLS AT THE BOTTOM!
[Outro Music]