>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. MY GUEST TONIGHT IS MY MOST
FREQUENT GUEST AND THE HOST OF "LAST WEEK TONIGHT
WITH JOHN OLIVER." PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO
"THE LATE SHOW," MR. JOHN OLIVER.
♪ ♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
HI, JOHN. >> John: IT'S GREAT >> John:
IT'S GREAT FEEDBACK. >> Stephen: I SEE THAT YOU
BROUGHT A PLUS ONE. >> John: YEAH.
>> Stephen: IS THIS MICKEY FROM STEAMBOAT WILLIE?
>> John: IT IS STEAMBOAT WILLIE'S MICKEY MOUSE WHICH IS
NOW AVAILABLE FOR PUBLIC USE. IT'S NOT MICKEY MOUSE BUT I
CAN'T STRESS THAT ENOUGH. LUCKILY THERE IS NO RESEMBLANCE
FOR THERE SHOULDN'T BE CONFUSING.
THIS IS STEAMBOAT MICKEY WHICH IS IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN NOW.
HE CAN HELP PROMOTING ANY NONDISNEY RELATED SHOW AND IT'S
GREAT TO HAVE THE MOUSE HERE. >> Stephen: IT'S A MOUSE.
DEFINITELY A MOUSE. >> John: HE WAS IN THE RODENT
FAMILY, THAT'S WHAT WE KNOW. >> Stephen: YOU HAVE FOR SOME
TIME NOW BEEN BAITING THE WALT DISNEY CORPORATION.
WHICH IS A NOTORIOUSLY LITIGIOUS ORGANIZATION.
IT'S UP THERE WITH SCIENTOLOGY, THE AMOUNT OF ATTORNEYS THEY
EMPLOY. TRYING TO BEAT THEM TO SUE YOU.
>> John: YEAH. I FEEL LIKE I HAVE BEEN IGNORED
SO THEY LEFT ME WITH NO CHOICE BUT TO TAKE THIS UP A [BLEEP]
NOTCH. [CHEERING]
YEAH. THAT'S WHY I'M SO HAPPY TO HAVE
STEAMBOAT MICKEY HERE WITH YOU. >> Stephen: THAT'S MY
QUESTION. I KNOW YOU ENJOY BEING SUED.
OR ELSE HE WOULDN'T BE TRYING TO GET SOME ANALYSIS TO YOU.
I'VE BEEN SUED MANY TIMES. AM I AN ACCOMPLICE BY HAVING HIM
ON? >> John: WOULDN'T IT BE MORE
FUN TO BE IN A COURTROOM TOGETHER?
STILL AND THAT'S TRUE. THAT IS TRUE.
I OBJECT! >> John: [LAUGHS]
I OBJECT. I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS GOING TO
BRING MICKEY ON MY SHOW. WE HAVE BEEN SUED ONCE AND WE
WON ONES. THEREFORE I TAKE FROM THAT BUT
I'M LEGALLY INDESTRUCTIBLE. >> Stephen: I WAS GOING TO
SAY, SPOKEN LIKE A MAN WHO'S NEVER LOST A LAWSUIT.
THIS FUN YOU'RE HAVING. THIS IS FUN.
>> John: IT IS FUN. THERE IS NO FUNNER SURFACE TO
DANCE ON THEM THIN ICE. >> Stephen: IT'S ENTERTAINING
FOR EVERYONE. THERE IS YOUR DANCING.
WE GET TO ENJOY THE WAY YOU DANCE.
THERE'S ALSO SUSPENSE. >> John: WHAT'S THAT CRACKING
SOUND? IF SOMEONE STEPPED ON A GOLDFISH
OR IS THE ICE GOING IN? >> Stephen: MY FEAR WITH
THINGS LIKE THAT IS THAT I'M NOT DANCING ON THIN ICE PRETTY SOON
I'LL BE POUNDING ON THICK ICE FROM THE BOTTOM.
>> Stephen: OUR POSTER THIS YEAR FEATURES STEAMBOAT WILLIE
MICKEY MOUSE HERE. SO WE'RE VERY LUCKY TO HAVE HIM.
DO YOU HAVE THE POSTER? >> Stephen: I DO HAVE THE
POSTER. >> John: THIS IS OUR POSTER
FOR THIS YEAR. THE TAGLINE IS "WHAT ARE THEY
GONNA DO, SUE?" WHICH I THINK, I THINK IS A
LEGITIMATE QUESTION. WE CAN TALK PRIVATELY NOW.
MICKEY. STEAMBOAT MICKEY.
STEAMBOAT MICKEY. LADIES AND OTTOMAN.
THERE HE GOES. OFF HE GOES.
THERE HE IS. >> Stephen: YEAH.
I PROMISE TO VISIT YOU IN JAIL. >> John: IT'LL PROBABLY BE
FINE. THEY'VE GOT A GOOD SENSE OF
HUMOR OVER THERE. >> Stephen: LAST NIGHT, LAST
NIGHT. THE SUPER BOWL.
>> John: BY THE WAY, YOU LOOK GREAT.
>> Stephen: THE MIRACLE OF MAKEUP, MY FRIEND.
YOU HAVE BEEN AN AMERICAN CITIZEN FOR OVER FOUR YEARS NOW,
CORRECT? SO LEGALLY YOU HAVE TO HAVE A
FAVORITE PART OF THE SUPER BOWL. WHAT WAS IT?
>> John: I AM A LOVE THE SUPER BOWL BEFORE HE LIVED HERE.
IT'S THE MOST FASCINATING THING FOR THE REST OF THE WORLD TO
WATCH. IT'S NICK --
'S IN YOU ASPIRE TO BE, CITY ON THE HILL.
ATLANTIC CITY. I LOVED USHER ON ROLLER-SKATES.
I THINK HE HAS RAISED THE BAR. EVERY PERFORMER SHOULD REVEAL A
SKILL NO ONE KNEW THEY HAD. I KNEW HE COULD DANCE.
I KNOW HE COULD SING. I DIDN'T KNOW HE COULD
ROLLER-SKATE. I WANT TO SEE BRUNO MARS
STRUGGLING. I WANT TO SEE LADY GAGA NAMING
THE STATE CAPITALS. IN THE COMMERCIALS WERE GREAT.
A LOT OF SCIENTOLOGY. >> Stephen: SURE, ABSOLUTELY.
>> John: THE IDEA OF, DON'T LISTEN TO WHAT YOU'VE HEARD
ABOUT US OR READ WELL REPORTED ABOUT US.
WHY NOT GIVE IT A TRY? >> Stephen: COME ON THEN.
DON'T TELL ANY FAMILY MEMBERS WHERE YOU ARE.
>> John: THEY ARE JUST HOLDING YOU BACK FROM YOUR GREATEST
POTENTIAL. AND VOLKSWAGEN GOING WITHOUT
NOSTALGIA WHICH FEELS HISTORICALLY BOLD.
>> Stephen: DID THEY SAY WHAT YEAR?
>> John: IF I'M REMEMBERING THIS RIGHT, IT STARTED IN
BLACK-AND-WHITE. WHOA!
AND THEY ARE PULLING A BLANKET OFF A CAR.
ONE IS THIS GOING TO BE? VOLKSWAGEN.
DO NOT REMEMBER THE THING I DEFINITELY DO?
HERE'S THE FIRST VOLKSWAGEN MAKING IT TO AMERICA AND YOU
THINK MM-HMM, BUT THAT'S NOT WHERE IT STARTED, IS IT?
LET'S GO BACK. IF WE ARE GOING TO DO HISTORY,
LET'S DO ALL OF IT AND WE WILL TIGHTLY TAILORED HUGO BOSS SUITS
BACK IN GERMANY. >> Stephen: I THINK THE FIRST
VOLKSWAGEN'S TO LEAVE MADE THEIR WAY TO ARGENTINA.
>> John: THEY LOVED THEM AND ARGENTINA.
DIDN'T THEY LIKE IT? >> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A
QUICK BREAK BUT DON'T GO ANYWHERE.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE JOHN OLIVER, EVERYBODY.