-Okay, and I'm rolling.
Hel-- Oh, no, no. Okay.
I stopped rolling 'cause I got scared.
I panicked.
Hello. I'm "Saturday Night Live's" Aidy Bryant,
and I'm gonna answer some Instagram questions.
Hmm. My audition was like a month long in a lot of ways.
Like, I came here and did five minutes,
then I flew back from Chicago and did another, like, meeting.
And then I came and did another five minutes,
so it was very scary.
That's it.
This is my honest answer -- RuPaul.
I kind of for years have been like, "RuPaul's got to host."
I was so excited.
I thought I had manifested it
because someone had asked me like the day before,
and then it was announced, and I was like, "I-I just said that."
So I think you're welcome, RuPaul.
Oh, my God. I could never choose.
Maybe "Dyke and Fats."
When we were writing it, we were like, "This will never be on TV.
This will never be on NBC."
And they let us do it 'cause it was funny.
Oh.
Um, wow, tough to choose a favorite
'cause we've done a lot, but I guess a recent favorite
for me would be we did one called "The Corporal."
-Well, sister, you have a little lipstick on your teeth.
Here, I'll get it for you.
-Well, that's a shotgun.
-Oh, well, so it is. I thought it was a Q-Tip.
-I thought that was very fun. Lots of props.
I basically was Carrie Krum growing up,
where my family was always going on road trips
to Idaho on vacation,
and all I wanted to do was go to Disneyland,
and instead we were driving across Utah.
I always thought that I was very well-traveled,
and turns out I really wasn't.
I think in one of the first times we did Carrie Krum,
we did a think about like, "I went to Montana
and I fell out of the back of an S.U.V.,
and I hit my back on some rocks,"
and guess what.
That's real.
I did that.
I mean, I know this is corny,
but I really do love the good nights
'cause it's like, "It's over.
"It's damn over," and it's such a relief,
and there's so much stress, and everyone just hugs.
And it's like, "It's time for bed."
When I was growing up, I loved Molly Shannon.
I was obsessed with her, and Cheri Oteri and Ana Gasteyer.
I dressed as them for Halloween.
♪ And look at me now ♪
Once I was just walking down the street,
and a guy with headphones on was also walking down the street,
and we passed each other, and he just went...
It was like we didn't even talk, but we got each other.
So that.
Once we did some sort of
a Hollywood game night sketch or something,
and there was a live owl in it, and I realized that day
I'm a little scared of birds.
Even, like, if a pigeon goes by, I'm like, "No!"
But this was an owl with, like, a menacing energy,
and it was very nice.
It did a very good job in the sketch, but I felt very scared,
and I still think about that.
Scary.
I feel like maybe it would be about, like,
how cool it is to be at "SNL"
because she's, like, a fake character.
But I like the idea of thinking, like, the worlds overlapping.
Thanks for watching.
Those were my answers to all the human questions.
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