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(knock on door)
- Come on in, welcome to the flat tour
of the Albon-Blacker household.
Here we have our first bathroom.
This is where we send guests and no one else
to do a little poo.
It's due a flush, so let's just...
(toilet flushing)
The living room and kitchen are all in one.
We have here clean items of cutlery.
We also have an empty bottle of Disaronno.
That's not mine.
(laughs)
We also have a bread bin, which is actually full
of all of Linda's gluten-free dietary requirements
because she doesn't eat anything else other than
gluten-free things.
No other food sources, just gluten-free bread.
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- Here we have, um --
- [Sammy Voiceover] Condiments.
- Condiments.
- [Sammy Voiceover] Condiments.
- Condom-ments.
We have almond milk, soy milk, all the milks.
- [Sammy Voiceover] Lactose-free milk,
breast milk, soy milk.
- Okay, anyway.
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(lid hits the floor)
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- To over here where we have our whiteboard
that we used for our Draw My Life.
- [Sammy Voiceover] Oh, we're out of focus. Can't see.
- And then if you go on to here,
we have the living area
and this is where we live mostly.
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- [Sammy Voiceover] We also got a very beautiful aesthetic
and we've got this weird ass mirror.
You can't do anything with it cause it's --
- [Niki] It makes you feel like an impressionist painting.
- [Sammy] Makes me feel like Picasso's just come in
and scrawled all over my face, but anyway.
- [Niki] Anyway, over to here where we have --
- [Sammy Voiceover] A uniquely topsy-turvy bookcase
which you can't do much with either.
- We don't have loads of Youtuber books
because we're not people who do it
to whore themselves out.
- [Sammy Voiceover] Cooking books?
- Should I do that one again?
An N and an S for Niki and Sammy.
- [Sammy Voiceover] But Linda didn't have anything like that
so what we got her instead was --
- Was a ball for a dog.
(dog toy squeaks)
- [Niki] We have three succulents.
- [Sammy Voiceover] If you don't know what a succulent is,
it's these.
- [Niki] It's a cactus,
which are technically impossible to kill.
- [Sammy Voiceover] Haven't watered them in three months.
Here we have the main home part of the home.
The main heart of the home.
- [Niki] The chess board.
I'm just kidding.
- [Sammy Voiceover] The TV.
- [Niki] I'm just kidding.
'Cause in here we have our PlayStation 4
and our Wii U.
- [Sammy Voiceover] And our Wii U, which everybody knows
is the best console
because everything else fails.
- [Niki] Fun fact, the previous tenant left his Skybox
which we don't use.
- [Sammy Voiceover] Which we can't use.
That just stays in there.
- [Niki] And in here is just some wires.
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- [Niki] We have a Pixar lamp the size of a human.
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- Now we have our balcony which we
have never had in previous parts of life before.
- [Sammy Voiceover] We say a balcony,
but it's actually just a small space that leads outside
so tenant can get fresh air.
- [Niki] It's where I store my mops,
just gonna move this.
- [Sammy Voiceover] Here we have a wonderful park outside,
so if I feel like partaking in physical activity
but can't be asked to move,
I can just watch people playing games,
which actually makes me sound like a bit of a weird pervert.
We have fake plants and we also have real plants that died.
It's actually supposed to be hiding behind the setee.
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Ready?
- [Niki Voiceover] This is the first time and last time
Sammy has ever done that.
Unlike most flats, we do have an upstairs.
This is where stuff is stored that needs to be moved.
This is a, it's got a posh name,
can't remember what it is.
It's a flat with stairs.
Do your room.
- Okay, if you come up the stairs,
Before we go in I would just like to highlight
that when you live with your girlfriend,
you let her make all aesthetic choices.
Guys, girls, whatever relationship you're in.
Anyway, so here we go,
into the what I like to call Colorful Kingdom.
(laughs)
We've got light blues, pastels.
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We have a bathroom as well, if you come through here.
It has a light.
And that's pretty much all that's in there.
I would like to show you the upstairs balcony,
if you follow me.
An empty balcony.
I mean, there's not much else to show from here.
You're just slightly higher up.
- [Niki Voiceover] It's literally empty,
there's nothing on here.
- I have got another beanbag here.
- [Niki Voiceover] The previous tenant -- oh, it's windy.
Windy as (bleep).
- We don't use the television in here,
so we have some bunting.
- [Niki Voiceover] As in you don't use it
because it doesn't work, or you just,
you're too lazy?
- As in we're never up here, we're just downstairs.
One thing I would like to highlight
is the design aesthetic in here
we've gone with the pastels,
we've gone with the oversized items
(giant clothespin clacking together)
- My bathroom is here.
Fun fact, when we moved in the bath leaked,
but it's fixed now.
And that's the situation.
Cool. So that's my bathroom.
(light switch clicks)
(guitar chord)
- This is my room.
I would like to say
it's one of the better-looking rooms in the house.
I get a really great sound of the airport,
if you just listen.
Because just over there is an airport.
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I have a mirror here,
which I like to look in and contemplate
where I'm going wrong in life.
Good for that.
- [Sammy Voiceover] You must sit there quite a while.
- Yeah I do.
We have a freestanding wardrobe.
I like to store all my very dark colored clothing
grays, blacks, dark greens, some blues in there.
- [Sammy Voiceover] Some of these items are nice,
why don't you wear them?
- What?
This is my Polaroid collection,
that actually I just put up because
I think I saw it in one Lucy's vlogs
and I got a bit jealous.
And so, it covers up all the holes in the wall.
On this wall I have three Pokemon posters,
Pikachu, Bulbasaur, and a Pokeball.
I have some pillows,
being from The Range if you must know.
- [Sammy Voiceover] Can you confirm
that's yellow, not green?
'Cause it looks green on this.
- This is yellow.
- [Sammy Voiceover] Yes it looks green.
- Touch it.
- [Sammy Voiceover] I'm not touching it.
- Come and touch the blanket.
- [Sammy Voiceover] It's not that soft.
- This is my biggest fan that I own.
This is copper,
a word that has been lost in the English dictionary
and replaced with rose gold.
It's copper.
So this is where I sit down and do my work,
not very often, but...
I have a magic mouse, magic keyboard,
this is HP, this is an atlas ball thing.
- [Sammy Voiceover] Great, that was --
- No, no, no, no!
Here we have me and Ronnie as a pup.
Most people have pictures of them and their friends,
but I don't have any of those, so.
Limited edition Newt Scamander wand,
there's like a hundred of these in the world
and I have one.
Not humble-bragging, but (bleep) you.
- I'm going to take you back into my room
because there's things that
I thought I should have shown you but I didn't.
A selection of clothes
that I quickly threw behind the mirror
because I didn't have time to pack them up.
(Niki burps)
- [Niki Voiceover] Sorry 'bout it.
- [Sammy] Umbreon, here.
- [Niki Voiceover] That's from a viewer, right?
- This is from a viewer who bought me Umbreon,
one of my favorite Eevee evolutions.
My second favorite being probably Jolteon.
This is our heating rack,
we put towels on it 'til they dry,
this looks like an arrangement
but these two are actually stuck together.
(Niki laughs)
- [Niki Voiceover] How?
- I've got to put in the stairs,
you know that point where you can go down the stairs
without looking at the stairs and falling over?
I've got to that point.
- I like to throw together small origami swans,
'cause they're just quite easy to do.
- [Niki Voiceover] They mean peace, did you know that?
I Googled it.
- We've got a blue one,
we've got white one, sorry,
and a red one.
I do just like to do these for my own shop sometimes.
This is from one of Linda's photo shoots
I think with Zoe,
we'll put a link in the description.
- So that was our flat tour,
we hope you enjoyed it.
I know it took a long time to make, but we...
- We'll probably be moving out soon,
so we'll do another one.
- That's a joke.
- Make sure you give this video a like
and also comment down below if we've got any
aesthetic choices that need to be rectified ASAP.
- Also subscribe for more,
not flat tours probably,
because we only have one.
Like if you liked it,
let us know your thoughts,
give me some room design tips because why not?
- Yours is desperate for them.
And we'll see you again!
- See you on Sunday.
- Wednesday.
It's Sunday today.
- Oh. See you Wednesday!
- Bye!
This is really hurting my back.
- Bye.
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