-We had so much fun on the show last time you were here.
-It was a blast. -And then, we got to do
a joint interview for "Variety." -Oh, yeah.
-We are in the cover of "Variety" together.
-Yeah. -And I got to say you're --
[ Cheers and applause ] -Look how serious I am.
-No, you're a stud. Please. Oh, my God.
-This is the difference between our shows, look at this.
[ Laughter ] This is like,
"Hey, I'm Jimmy Fallon."
I'm like, "I need to kill Jimmy Fallon."
[ Laughter ]
-Oh, my God. -I play beer pong with The Rock!
We need to end Comcast.
[ Laughter ] -Oh, my gosh.
-I said the joke. You didn't say it.
-Oh, please. You can say it. I don't care.
They don't care.
But do you like
getting into stuff like that and trouble like that?
-A little bit. -Yeah, trolling is fun.
-You do enjoy that, yeah. We had a great talk.
I was like so impressed with
how you put your show together. But also how you --
-You were just into the sneakers.
"Where'd you get the sneakers?"
-Because I don't have a good sneaker game like you do.
You're like, "Dude, that's -- You don't have these?"
-Yeah. -It was like,
they were beautiful. -I got him --
I got him the Air Jordan 1s.
-Yeah, because I was wearing -- I forget what I had on.
I think I had -- I was wearing something.
-Dress shoes. You were wearing black dress shoes.
-Yeah, and you were like, "You don't have sneakers
you could just wear?" I go, "I like yours a lot."
And you're like -- I don't have anything
I just would wear normally." -Yeah.
I feel like I am too old to wear them.
-No, man. And here's the thing.
I got you a pair, and then, you posted about 'em Instagram,
and you've never Venmo'd me back.
[ Laughter ]
You didn't see my request? -No. Did you want me to Venmo?
-Dude, @BronzeOliver requested something from you,
and you didn't hit me back. [ Laughter ]
-I did not see that.
-Dude, you're going to get a request tonight.
-The sneakers. -Yeah, look at that, boom.
-That's not bad. -It's not bad.
-They're gorgeous. -And by the way, Jimmy,
you're best friends with Justin Timberlake.
-Yeah. -He gave you a pair
of his Jordans from his own line.
-Yeah. -I bought these.
I am a real friend. [ Laughter ]
-That's what I'm talking about.
-Come on, man, you've got to spend your own money.
That's real love. -I'm starting fights
with Justin Timberlake. [ Laughter ]
Oh, my gosh. -Those are my beef --
Saudi Arabia, Justin Timberlake.
-Oh, my God. -Those are my levels.
-That's what you're doing right now.
How is everybody? How is your wife?
How's your daughter? -Oh, man.
Oh, so, she's 16 months now.
-Yeah. -Yeah, man.
[ Cheers and applause ] Beautiful.
-Congratulations. -She's walking.
She said her first words. -What was it?
-She says "Mama." -Great.
-And I'm -- I'm personally pissed at you.
[ Laughter ] No, no, no.
I walk in -- She calls me up, my wife, she's like,
"Come home, come home." She's like,
"She said her first word." I come in, and she sees me,
and I'm like, "Dada." She's like "Mama."
Everything is "Mama."
And I'm like, "What do you mean everything is 'mama'?"
She's like, "Go into her room." I look at a book,
it says, "Everything is mama." I'm like who wrote this?
-Yeah. -Jimmy Fa-- Yeah.
-That's right. -Jimmy Fallon.
[ Cheers and applause ]
No, don't give it up. Don't give it up.
This isn't writing. Look at this book.
Look at -- this is my Amazon one-star review.
"Everything is Mama," here we go.
-It's great writing.
-Look at this. Son. Mama.
That's the book? This is a book?
This is what we're doing?
This is like an inside look into your brain.
-Waffles. Mama.
-Waffles. -Hat. Mama.
-Yeah. [ Laughter ]
Well, she's 16 months. What do you want her to do?
I mean, what do you want her to read?
-I want some story, I want some development,
I want some character conflict.
-All I want to do is have my baby say "Dada" first.
So I wrote a book called "Dada." [ Laughter ]
-Okay. -And then -- and then --
I'm bringing this home, I'm bringing this home.
-Oh, you're bringing that home, yeah.
-But then I have two little girls and I go,
"You know what, they're going to grow up and they'll be like,
"Why didn't you write 'Mama.'?"
So, that's me writing.
Waffles, mama. Yeah.
-Okay, son, mama.
-Yeah, but I mean, here is why I like these books.
Because -- and I wrote them specific,
because when your kids are going to sleep,
they're going to get to the point where they're like,
"I want three books." Or whatever.
-Yeah. You got to make them as short as possible.
-Dude, I want to make this book as fast as I can.
-Mama, dada, mama, dada, mama, dada, goodnight.
Go to bed. Time out.
I'm out of here. -You give in.
-Bye, good night! Go to sleep!