(techno music)
(laughing)
- [Pear] Hey, hey what is up, guys?
It is Pear, most extreme gamer of all time,
and somebody told me that they wanted me to play this game.
It's called Alone.
It's a VR game and I'm already a little creeped out
because, what was that, what was that?
I thought I was alone.
Of course I'm not alone.
Why would I be alone?
Okay, I can hear, where is it, what is going...
Oh, (gasps)!
Oh, oh!
Scary soccer balls on the ground!
Why?
Soccer balls scaring the crap outta me.
Who needs soccer balls rolling around on the ground
scaring the crap outta me?
That's, okay that's how this is gonna go already, okay.
The tutorial.
This area will help show the controls.
Okay, that moves me forward, use left trigger to open doors.
Looks like I'm holding the wrong ones.
There we go.
Alright, creepy, anybody in here?
Please don't be anybody in here.
Okay, that's locked, that's locked, okay.
I am already creeped the heck out.
This is the worst, man.
Okay, looks like we're okay, nobody back there.
Okay, let's go into the creepy room.
Oh, man it's, turn your body while walking to turn in game.
Yeah, that's what I've been doing.
Yeah, it's okay so, yeah, you wear the headset
and then when you walk you turn your body and your head
to make it move and change directions.
Hey, it's an apple, I'll save you!
I'll save you apples!
Okay nope, nope can't touch those.
Alright, so guess I'm going in here.
(groans)
Okay, yeah, I don't know why you guys
want me to play scary games, I don't.
(groans) Okay we're good.
We're good.
Nothing in here.
We're good, we're good.
Okay, left trigger to pick up items, I got this.
What is this, okay, some kind of letter.
"Dear Sam."
Okay, well that's creepy.
Well, to wrap it up,
it's basically a letter from this lady
who wants Sam to come back home
because she's super creeped out about her house.
It's super creepy here.
And, okay, the letter just went through the floor.
Perfect!
Okay, I really don't like opening the doors.
Man, it feels a little too real
when you have the headset on.
Oh, man, it feels a little too real, I don't like it.
Okay, please nothing jump out at me, please!
Oh, God, okay, that was definitely a shadow, I saw it.
I saw it, I saw a shadow, did you see it?
It was against the wall, it was against the wall.
Please, I don't want to go over (groans).
I just, I don't really want to go,
but I, God, okay there's nothing here.
Perfect, great!
Shadow monsters, that's exactly what I need in my life.
Yep, there's nothing over here.
Oh, man, okay, here's a key.
Can It be a key to leave this place?
Okay, I got the key.
Use the next door to begin the game.
The game hasn't ever started yet?!
You're scaring the crap outta me!
Perfect!
(laughs) Okay, find Michelle.
Well, who's Michelle?
And why do I have to find her?
Oh, wait, she's from the note I bet.
Okay, Michelle's terrified.
Am I Sam then?
Is that what's going on here?
What, I don't even know.
Okay, I got a flashlight so that's good.
Okay, oh, the exit!
I can just leave right?
You're gonna let me go?
Of course not, of course not.
It's rainy, it's creepy outside,
and I would rather be out there.
Because then I wouldn't be in here supposedly alone.
I'm doing air quotes with my non-existent fingers right now.
Because we're are not alone.
Alright, here's a statue of an elephant.
Perfect.
Okay, going through the door, that's not gonna be okay.
Okay, okay that's, I saw a shadow
but it was a shadow of the doorknob.
Creeped me out a little bit.
Okay, that doesn't work.
Oh, man, I do not like this.
I do not like it, I am in a creepy house.
It's just all dark and I know I saw a shadow monster.
I know I did.
Oh my God that's (laughs) that actually scared me.
It was thunder.
(beeping)
What, what is that?
What is that, there is definitely something ringing.
That sounds like a cellphone or something.
I don't even know where it's coming from.
Okay, I can check out the fridge here.
Man, okay, you got some good produce in here.
Can I actually pick this stuff up?
Oh I can, look at that, we got a raw chicken here.
I don't know what I'm gonna,
oh, crap I dropped it, dang it.
Five second rule.
Nope, of course the lights don't work.
Why would the lights work? (laughs)
Okay, go in here, this is where it's coming from.
Oh, I need the ground floor key
to get into the room with the beeping.
I don't really want to go in
the room with the beeping, though.
Oh my gosh, this is so creepy.
Wait, oh, those are keys.
Are those floor keys?
Yes, okay, those are the ground floor keys, got 'em.
Alright, now I just need to go back to the creepy room.
Do I want to go in there?
I don't know if I want to go in here
but I better check and see if there's anything else, right?
No, no okay we're good.
What's this door?
That's a key to the basement.
Oh, I don't want to go in the basement.
That doesn't sound like fun either.
Okay, got that, the key, what's beeping in here?
(ominous music) Okay, creepy music.
I don't really want creepy music.
Okay, so basically it just says that,
ya know, the lady doesn't believe her
when she says there's noises coming in the house,
and then Ed, she really wants Ed to be home.
I really don't want to be here.
Why do you guys make me play these games?
(sighs) Okay, it's okay.
It's alright, it's alright, it's alright.
I just gotta take my time.
(door creaking)
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what was that, I heard creaking doors!
Creaking doors, where, where, where?
Who is opening the crapping door?
I don't need it now, I don't need it!
Okay, nope, that didn't turn the TV on.
Okay, well, I guess we will try this stupid door here.
(thunder booming) (ticking)
Okay, I hear clicking.
I hear clicking.
I don't know what that is.
I don't know what that clicking is, okay?
Just keep going.
Oh, jeez!
(groans)
Flying pictures off the wall!
Almost had a heart attack, man.
Come on!
Knock it off with that crap.
What, what, what!
I saw it, I saw it, I saw it, I saw it.
There was something there.
Unless that was just the shadows.
I don't even know anymore.
Oh, I don't want to go in here.
I don't want to go in anywhere.
Why you keep leaving creepy notes everywhere?
Man, okay, we get it, we know you want Sam or Ed,
or whatever to be back.
(groans)
Okay, okay, okay.
We're going in here.
I don't like it.
Okay, alright.
Please no more flying pictures off the wall.
Okay, it's a creepy bathroom.
Oh, and a weird-shaped toilet.
Better go check it out.
Okay, alright, we're good.
The toilet's not haunted, guys.
We are A-okay.
Look in here.
Nope, nothing in there.
Not this one, nope, okay.
Looks like the bathroom is clear.
Okay, I'm assuming I have to find the basement key now.
That's what I would guess and (screams)
Oh ho, ho, ho, holy oh!
You got me with the one, two punch.
Okay, are there anymore flipping, oh my gosh okay, okay.
(door creaking) (groans)
No, no, no!
No more flying boxes.
No more creaking doors.
No more, I can't take it.
What is this, what is this?
Alright, that's the same note I had before.
Flipping boxes!
I've never been so terrified of boxes and pictures
in my life, this is ridiculous!
What kind of dirty secrets you got in here?
Okay, you got nothing.
Okay, well, I just need to get out of here.
This is terrifying, I don't like this room whatsoever.
(groans)
I'm going up the creepy stairs, I don't like it.
Okay, alright, oh, there's a light on.
Okay, there is definitely something moving in that room.
There is definitely something moving.
Those look like legs.
Okay, please say that.
(thunder crashing)
Okay, please just say that that's, like,
somebody on a treadmill or something.
That's not a ghost.
Oh God, oh God, oh God.
Oh, and it's gone, it's gone.
Something's gonna pop (groans), okay.
Something's gonna pop out at me, nope. (groans)
No, nothing's in there, nothing's in there, man!
Oh, you can't be doing this to me.
Okay, looks like some music notes and stuff.
Let's just put that there.
I am so stressed out!
I'm so stressed out right now!
What, what was that?
What is that?
I hear it.
I hear things.
Where is it coming from?
Aye yi yi!
I can play the guitar.
♫ Music is nice because it fills the silence
♫ So we don't hear creepy things
I like my song, it's a good song.
Hello?
Please don't scare the Pear.
The Pear doesn't want to be scared.
Of course, locked door, why not?
I guess we're gonna go down to this door.
(banging) Jeez!
God!
(groans)
What was that?
What was, another flying picture.
Yeah, awesome, another flying flipping picture!
Who's flipping pictures off the wall?
Please don't murder me.
Please!
Okay, we're good.
Is that a piano?
Creepy piano, alright, and a safe.
And what do we got here, can't play the piano.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
There's keys lit up.
C, D, G, C.
What does that mean?
Okay, play me.
Well, it's got some notes that I need to play.
Okay, okay.
Oh, I see.
I have to play this little song here.
But, shoot, I don't know how to read music.
Okay, I can't open that.
What's this?
Pain killers.
And it's another pile of apples.
I'll save you my fruit brethren!
(laughs)
Oh, I don't like this!
Wait, there was that sheet music back on that other table.
Maybe if I go get that,
that'll help me figure out what...
(jarring music) What, what, what, what!
What's with the scary music?
Was that the piano, what was that?
(groans)
You guys.
I'm gonna have a heart attack.
Okay, yeah, yeah, C, D, G.
Okay, this is actually, this is great.
This gives me a breakdown of what notes are what.
I really wish I would've taken a music class right now.
Okay, so this line goes to that line,
that's definitely a C, D, okay.
I kinda feel like that scene outta Goonies.
Ya know, where you gotta play the right notes,
otherwise the floor drops out and you die.
Well, hopefully, that doesn't happen here.
Okay, lets try this.
Okay G,
G,
D,
what was the next one?
Okay C,
G.
Nailed it!
Yes!
Got it, alright, now we're talking.
What is this?
It's a piano key, alright.
But not for this piano, okay.
Oh, oh, yep, that's definitely a key.
Okay, got the basement key.
(groans) I don't really want it but okay.
Sure, I'll take it.
(fake crying)
Why is the scary music coming?
Okay, oh.
(fake crying)
Oh, okay, I gotta go back down to the basement
where I really don't wanna go.
I don't want to go down to the basement.
But I feel like that's the next, do I hear something?
Is that breathing?
(ominous music) (screams)
Okay, okay, okay, okay!
That was a ghost!
That just ran right past me!
That was totally freaky!
I don't wanna be in the basement.
(groaning)
Okay, that sounds like a dragon.
Is there dragons in this game?
'Cause I don't wanna be eaten by a dragon.
That would be something.
All of a sudden a dragon just comes.
Okay, that looks like a key card slider thing.
Yep, that's definitely a key card slider thingy recepticle.
I don't know what it's called but (groans).
I don't wanna be in the basement anymore.
I don't even know where I'm supposed to go.
(beeping) What?
What is that, what is it?
What is it, what is that?
What is it?
What, what, where?
What, what?
Oh, oh!
It was the flipping smoke alarm, smoke detector.
When's the last time somebody changed
the batteries in these?
No need to be going off now.
There's no fire right now.
Okay, I guess I just, I gotta go down here
because this is the only room left to go.
(screams)
Oh, God!
Alright, you know what?
That's it.
I am done.
I have never been so scared by cardboard boxes in my life.
I can't do this anymore.
Oh, you guys.
You guys.
Alright, well, yeah, screw added to,
yeah, just like screw this game, right?
Alright, in all actuality it is a pretty good,
it is a very well put together game.
I am just, I'm pooping my non-existent pants over here
as Orange would say.
I'm gonna get going 'cause I think I might actually
poop on the floor if I don't pretty soon,
so you guys hit that like and subscribe button.
You know, Shocktober thingy, all that good stuff.
Thank goodness it's locked.
I didn't actually wanna go in there anyways.
Alright, guys, well, I'll talk to you later.
Hit it up and the peace out and rock it to the extremeness.
(techno music)