Hilda: Phew. Alright, let's test this baby.
Rusty: I'll get the nipple clamps!
ORF: I'll dial 9-1 and stand by!
ORF: Beep boop.
Vav: Back for these dumb boxes, don't mind me.
Rusty: Oh, hey, Vav! I've been hitting up more of those architect meetings and I caught some rumblings of a shady deal at the docks. I thought you and X-Ray could-
Vav: Don't mention that bugger's name to me! We don't work together anymore...
Hilda: Ugh, so we've heard. Could you do everybody a favor and make up already?
Hilda: We're tired of being your houlder to cry on.
Vav: Yeah, right. Maybe when he decides to stop being such a baby. Give it 50 years or so.
Rusty: That's funny. That's exactly what X-Ray said earlier. But , you know, with more swearing.
Vav: Did he mention me? What'd he say? *cough* Not that I care...
Hilda: Sorry! Can't hear ya!
Vav: Whatever. I've got more important things to worry about.
Hilda: Uh oh.
Hilda: ORF, DIAL ONE!
Hilda: DIAL ONE!
ORF: I'm sorry, I cannot hear you!
Hilda: DIAL ON-
Woman: Help us! Help us!
Child: It's so fiery, mom! And hot.
Woman: Everything will be okay, dear.
Child: Owie!
X-Ray: Good work, Dwayne!
Woman: Who's throwing rocks now?
X-Ray: Remain calm, citizens! X-Ray and Dwayne are here to save you!
Woman: Oh. Hello.
X-Ray: My sidekick here has broken this window, freeing you both!
Woman: It was already broken.
X-Ray: No need to speak, ma'am. Save your strength for our escape!
Child: Mom, I want Mogar to save us!
Woman: He'll be here soon, honey.
X-Ray: But I'm here! Right now!
Woman: We'll just wait, thanks.
Child: Mogar, Mogar!
Child: Take your stupid rock back!
X-Ray: Dwayne!
X-Ray: You'll burn for that, you little brat!
X-Ray: Not literally. Well, maybe. Whatever. Bye.
X-Ray: I don't get it Dwayne, with your brains and my undeniable charm, we should be running the city by now!
X-Ray: Yeah, maybe I should invest in glute implants.
X-Ray: NO! I told you not tot bring him up! I have to prove I can do this without that limy jerk!
X-Ray: You're the only friend I need, Dwayne.
X-Ray: Whoa, whoa, buddy! Watch the language, we're in public!
X-Ray: What a load of garbage.
X-Ray: Ugh, let's get out of here, Dwayne.
*crowd cheering for Mogar*
Ash: What the hell is this?!
Editor: A newspaper. People read them. You write for one.
Ash: This is not the story I gave you! It's all fluff now!
Editor: I made some revisions, yes; you're welcome.
Ash: Revisions?! This was supposed to be a tell-all exposee on the Mad King! Not about his "caring attitude to all and devilish good looks". Really?
Editor: Do you wanna sell papers? Then you don't slander the town's treasure.
Ash: I don't care if he's the town's crown jewel. Facts are facts and they should be reported. Not covered up.
Editor: Look, Samaiah. You're a big girl. You understand how this works.
Editor: Sometimes you fudge some facts here and there to give the peons what they want. You have to leave your morals at the door.
Ash: You've made me compromise my beliefs too many times already. People got hurt because of me! How much more am I supposed to give in?
Editor: As much as it takes. That's the business sweetheart.
Ash: That's your business. Not mine. Find yourself another spineless ace reporter.
Editor: You won't quit. This is the position you've been striving towards since you started.
Ash: I'd rather be unemployed than a reporter who uses people to get to a story.
Editor: You're making a big mistake, Samaiah. Your beliefs aren't cut out for his world.
Ash: I'll be just fine! Enjoy your dead medium!
Vav: Eh, I'm gonna give it another hour. Or two.
Dragonface: Hm, I don't know, Vav. It's been six already. Plus, I lined up at four this morning and haven't seen anyone all day.
Dragonface: I wanted to be first in line to make a good impression!
Vav: Ughh, alright then.
Vav: Welcome aboard.
Dragonface: Oh boy! You won't regret this, Vav! I'm going to be the best sidekick in the entire world- no, in the entire universe!
Vav: Yeah. Sure.
Dragonface: *singing* Dragonface and Vav!
Mad King: Ha ha ha, excellent! They even got my good side.
Mogar: Mogar would like several words!
Mad King: Good afternoon.
Mogar: Mogar has done all that was asked of him- got Mad King out of prison, helped destroy the two meddlers, and protected the city!
Mogar: It's time for Mad king to make good on his promise.
Mad King: I told you, Mogar. Just a little bit longer. Patience! You have to see the big picture, like I do.
Mogar: Mogar sees clear as crystal! Mad King is stalling!
Mad King: If it weren't for me, you'd be homeless and without a clue as to where to find your mommy. You should be counting your blessings.
Mogar: Mogar cannot count. Mogar can only fight. And smash.
Mad King: Which is exactly why you need me. We make an excellent team, Mogar. I'd hate for you to do something to ruin that
Mogar: Without mother, Mogar will run out of strength. There is no more time!
Mad King: No need to fret! You're safe with me. As I said- just a little bit longer, then you'll get what you want.
Mogar: Mogar hopes, for Mad King's sake, that you are correct.
Mad King: Give those Hooked on Phonics tapes a try while you wait.
Mad King: Ah, Mr.Garofalo, right on time.
Tony Garofalo: Who's the Teddy Ruxpin wannabe?
Mad King: Just another pawn in this grand chess game of ours. Come.
Mogar: *growls*
Mogar: This paper is useless. Mogar cannot read big words.
Mad King: Here, you can see where the reverse engineering will take place
Tony G: Very impressive, your highness.
Mad King: With Mogar doing our bidding, the town on our side, and X-Ray and Vav out of the way, there will be no one to stop me!
Mad King: I mean, us.
Chef: Can I take another look at her?
Mad King: If you must.
Mad King: She's been kept relatively sedated until everything's ready.
Chef: She's beautiful!
Tony G: She's a cow.
Mogar: *growls*
Chef: She's not just a cow, you fool! She's a legend!
Mogar: Wretched liar! Mogar trusted you!
Mad King: Tsk, tsk, I told you not to ruin this.
Mogar: Mogar is finished doing what you say! Release her now!
Chef: Ha ha ha, try and make us.
Tony G: You've got nothing on us, Pooh bear.
Mogar: Mogar will destroy you all!
Mogar: No... not now...
Mad King: All this time you've helped us advance our scheme, and she's been right under your nose.
Mad King: You've been absolutely invaluable, Mogar.
Mogar: Mother... Mogar is so sorry...
Mad King: You want to be with your mommy dearest again? Fine. Enjoy your family reunion.