ALL WEEK WE'VE BEEN HEARING
SALACIOUS DETAILS FROM OMAROSA'S
BOOK ABOUT HER TIME IN THE
WHITE HOUSE.
IN IT, SHE WRITES, "IN MY
OPINION, MELANIA IS COUNTING
EVERY MINUTE UNTIL HE IS OUT OF
OFFICE AND SHE CAN DIVORCE HIM."
THAT'S GONNA BE TOUGH ON TRUMP.
WHATEVER LAWYER SHE GETS IS
ALREADY BETTER THAN HIS.
( LAUGHTER )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( PIANO RIFF )
OMAROSA ALSO CLAIMS THAT THE
FIRST LADY'S FASHION CHOICES ARE
MEANT AS REBUKES TO HER HUSBAND.
AND THAT THE "I DON'T REALLY
CARE, DO YOU?" JACKET SHE WORE
TO THE CHILD DETENTION CENTER
WAS MEANT TO HURT TRUMP, SETTING
OFF A CONTROVERSY THAT HE WOULD
HAVE TO FIX, AND TRYING TO
MAKE SURE THAT NO ONE ASKED HER
TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT AGAIN.
THE MESSAGE WAS EVEN CLEARER
WITH HER NEXT JACKET: WHY DON'T
YOU SEND STORMY?
( LAUGHTER )
VALID QUESTION.
AND THERE ARE OTHER SIGNS
MELANIA IS DISTANCING HERSELF
FROM TRUMP.
THIS MONTH, AFTER THE PRESIDENT
IMPLIED LEBRON JAMES WAS
STUPID ON TWITTER, THE FIRST
LADY PUT OUT A STATEMENT THAT
SEEMED TO SUPPORT LEBRON AND
EVEN OFFERED TO VISIT HIS SCHOOL
FOR AT-RISK CHILDREN.
NO SURPRISE.
SHE'S GOT TO FIND A PLACE FOR
DON JUNIOR.
( LAUGHTER )
IF THAT KID DOESN'T STRAIGHTEN
OUT, HE COULD END UP IN JAIL.
( LAUGHTER )
THINGS MAY SEEM TENSE.
WE'RE PULLING FOR YOU, DONNY!
NOW, THINGS MAY SEEM TENSE WITH
DONALD AND MELANIA, BUT THEY
ALSO JUST SPENT LAST WEEK
ON VACATION TOGETHER, SO MAYBE
THEY PATCHED THINGS UP.
HERE TO TELL US, LIVE VIA
SATELLITE FROM BEDMINSTER, NEW
JERSEY, PLEASE WELCOME
FIRST LADY MELANIA TRUMP.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
THANK YOU FOR JOINING US, MADAME
FIRST LADY.
HOW'S YOUR VACATION GOING?
>> GREAT, STEPHEN.
IT IS SO NICE TO RELAX AND
SPEND TIME WITH THE PEOPLE I
LOVE.
AND ALSO THE PRESIDENT.
AAAHHH!
LOOK, STEPHEN, STEPHEN, LOOK --
>> Stephen: I SEE, I SEE.
THANK YOU.
>> SO EVERYTHING IS HAPPY WITH
YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND?
>> EVERYTHING IS WONDERFUL.
>> Stephen: WE SHOULDN'T
BELIEVE THE CLAIMS ABOUT YOUR
MARRIAGE IN OMEROSA'S BOOK?
>> WHAT KIND OF PERSON ENDS UP
IN THE WHITE HOUSE AFTER BEING
ON "THE APPRENTICE"?
( LAUGHTER )
OH...
>> Stephen: SPEAKING OF "THE
APPRENTICE," OMEROSA SAY THERE
ARE TAPES FROM THE SET OF YOUR
HUSBAND USING THE N WORD AND
SACRESARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS ACTU
REFUSED TO RULE THAT OUT BECAUSE
SHE HASN'T BEEN IN EVERY ROOM
WITH HIM.
>> I AGREE WITH COLONEL SANDERS,
I ALSO AVOID BEING IN ROOMS WITH
MY HUSBAND.
>> Stephen: IS IT TRUE YOU USE
YOUR CLOTHES TO CREATE
CONTROVERSY AND PUNISH THE
PRESIDENT?
>> THIS IS LIE, STEPHEN.
WHO COULD HAVE PROBLEM WITH MY
CLOTHES?
JUST LOOK AT THESE PATRIOTIC
SHOES I WEAR!
EACH HAS AN ORIGINAL COPY OF THE
BILL OF RIGHTS GLUED TO THE
SOLE.
>> STEPHEN: SO YOU ARE LITERALLY
TRAMPLING ON THE BILL OF
RIGHTS?
>> STEPHEN: NO, STEPHEN!
DO NOT SAY THIS.
WHAT IF THIS BECOMES BIG STORY?
MY HUSBAND WILL BE SO MAD HE
WILL NOT SPEAK TO ME.
OH!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
IMAGINE: ME, ALL ALONE, IN
SILENCE, WITH NOTHING TO DO BUT
READ A BOOK.
( LAUGHTER )
SO BELIEVABLE!
>> STEPHEN: SO YOU'RE NOT TRYING
TO CONTRADICT THE PRESIDENT.
BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN HE RECENTLY
ATTACKED LEBRON JAMES ON
TWITTER?
YOU PUT OUT A STATEMENT THAT
SUPPORTED LEBRON.
>> THIS IS TRUE.
LEBRON IS INSPIRING.
>> STEPHEN: BECAUSE HE OPENED A
SCHOOL FOR AT-RISK KIDS?
>> WHAT?
NO.
I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT AT ALL.
( LAUGHTER )
NO.
BECAUSE LEBRON SHOWS THAT IT'S
NEVER TOO LATE TO LEAVE HOME AND
SIGN WITH ANOTHER TEAM.
( LAUGHTER )
I'M GOING TO THE LAKERS BABY
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
PLEASE FORGET I AM COMPLICIT IN
MY HUSBAND'S CRIMES!
>> STEPHEN: MELANIA TRUMP
EVERYBODY!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE
GUYS FROM "POD SAVE AMERICA."