Yo-yo-yiggity-yo!
- What's up? - That's my line, big dog!
- What? - Jasper already used that entrance line.
Oh, er... howdy-doody, my... little... cuties?
- Please stop talking. - No, that's horrible.
- Don't do that again. - No!
Oh, are these the grand opening scissors?
- That's right. - We've another grand opening?
You bet your butt we do!
I hate grand openings.
I hate the fanfare, I hate that weird new store smell.
I hate Ray making it all about himself.
Right!
[laughing]
Let's go.
Swellview's newest escape room isn't gonna grandly open itself.
What is an... escape... room?
Oh, come on, you know how to say the word room!
An escape room is where they pretend to lock you and your friends inside.
And the only way to get out is to solve a series of clues and riddles and things.
If you solve enough clues in time, you 'escape'.
Oh, that's how you escape... from the--
Room.
Bubble up, buttercup!
Your sister's gonna meet us there.
Oh, why does Piper get to go to grand openings with you guys,
but we never do?
'Cause she's the president of the Man Fans, right?
Yeah, it makes sense that she would be there.
Kid Danger and I can't show up to an official event with Jasper Dunlop,
and Charlotte er... er... er...
Do you not know my last name?
- Er... no, it's er-- - I've worked with you for five years!
Yeah, no, I know, it's er... Sweb?
You think my name is Charlotte Sweb?
Is it not?
[laughing]
[cheering]
Let's get this over with.
- My last name is-- - And I've already stopped listening.
Play us out, Schwoz!
- Up the tube! - Up the tube!
- Anyone here? - Knock-knock, it's us!
Hello?
Aloha!
Super hero and a sidekick looking to murder a grand opening ribbon?
Maybe it's the wrong escape room?
Is this a surprise party for me?
- Oh, Ray, don't do this again. - It's a surprise party, isn't it?
No, it wasn't a surprise party at the empty gas station,
it wasn't a surprise party at the bathroom store,
and it certainly wasn't a surprise party at my grandmother's funeral.
Yeah, that was the saddest surprise party ever.
That's 'cause it wasn't a surprise party!
Hello?
Ooh, first guest!
- I won't tell 'em you told me. - What are you not getting--
- Surprise! - What?
Oh, my God, is--
Is this a surprise party?
- Yes. - No.
- For you? - Yes!
No.
- This is Gammy's funeral all over again. - I know, right.
[laughing]
We didn't bring you anything, but give me five minutes
and I'll bring you a better present than Becky could ever even think of!
Who's Becky?
Exactly!
Hello and welcome to Swellview's newest escape room!
Please put all your phones and weapons in the box labeled 'phones and weapons'.
- Weapons? I don't think we should-- - Everybody do it!
[laughing]
Whatever.
OK.
Come on, I said all phones and weapons.
- You got me! - OK.
OK.
And...
That's better.
Now move the box outside the escape room.
- Er... this doesn't feel right. - Yeah, I don't have a good feeling--
Shut up, it's for my surprise party.
[laughing]
One of my many phones!
Er...
Ca-- can you er... can you let that girl back in?
- No. - OK.
Don't worry, Kid.
I'll open the door.
I've... got a key!
[laughing]
[screaming]
That's not how escape rooms work.
Yeah, you have to solve a bunch of riddles to open the door.
That's right, and the theme of this escape room is... revenge!
And that is a boomsday device.
Dude, this thing looks real.
Like, really real.
That's because it is really real!
Boomsday devices go boom, and you go... bye-bye.
If that were real, my new boom detecting boots would be glowing!
Are those your new boom detecting boots?
- Yeah. - Because they're glowing.
Hmm? Oh, would you look at that?
[laughing]
Woah!
I think this escape room is real.
- Me too. - Yeah.
Also, who are you?
I'm the smart one.
[gasping]
Awkward...