(**Whoopoosh!!***!) Top of the morning to ya laddies!!!!! my name is jacksepticeye and welcome back to well it is not really tabs
This time its Totally Accurate (pause) zombielator
or Totally Accurate Battle Zombielator
or something like that its TABS but with zombies so I didn't know that this existed
but the people from land fall games sent me a code yesterday saying that they an April fools joke game April fools are over by now
but the just sent me a code yesterday (Blibber Blabber) for this game
and I have no idea what it is I thought it was like a tabs thing but now it is saying that it is online it asked me to pick a colour when I got in
i dont know lets do a quick match and see what actually happens
see if i actually have to play other (pause) people
it just went back to the fucking main menu
maybe if I pick blue
uh wait let's just go back to a server list actually
splendid giant location
stop fuckin' shakin'
ahhh
ok I'm in
I, I don't know what's going on
What's happening?
Do I have to fu- fight somebody in here
Ok I can punch or I can block or some-
It's like a first person TABS
and I can crouch and everything
This is weird man
Is this like a Day-Z?
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator Day-Z game
Do I have to find weapons and tins of beans?
K oh I can go in... ok nice
What was that
Pick up Scorpion
NICE
Pick up shotgun shells
It is like a fuckin' Day-Z type of game
OH God and it controls like ass
Okay this might actually be really fun
Let's see what happens
I don't know if there's even anybody else even in this server though...
It said there was 500 people online
So that's good
I have lots of ammo now
ok good
good good good good
good
I would like a shotgun though
Gotta be careful gotta be
gotta be
gotta be tactful
don't get yourself shot now
probaly should go up there it's like a high point
but there's like a Colosseum up here and that looks awesome
I'm scared I'm just gonna get sniped or somethin'
Ok
I'ma take it easy
I'm gonna sprint everywhere first
ha he ha ha ha he
*chuckles*
okay what is this?
the music is freaking me out as well
I don't know what's happening
This is like a big giant marble tower
Hope I actually run into other people now
I hope it's not a case of just
flyin' around and gettin' weapons
and not actually findin' anybody
I wanna kill some fools!!!
ok
can I
can I just sneak in here
There's a hole here!
C'mon let me sneak in
I'm able to crouch
OH GOD
*laughs*
*inhale*
Oh that's so dumb!
I LOVE IT!!
*constipation noise*
Okay I can't fit
That's fine
It's whatever
I didn't need to fit anyway
How much do you wanna bet I get to the top of this and nothing be there
Nothin' will happen
This would be the place that people would come right?
In a game like this
You go to like-
You hearin' that?
There's somebody up here
This would be the place you would go
like a high tower
that you see in the distance
K as soon as I'm able to peek
Oh God this is nerve wrackin'
fuckin' nobody here
God damnit
There;s nothin' up here!
Can I fall down the hole
oh shit
awww come on!
Am I still alive?
OH I'm still alive
Hi
FUCK YOU!
I got him
YES
Am I dead?
no
I have 12 health
DUDE
I FUCKED THAT GUY'S WORLD UP!!
At least I think I did
what was he doin'
He didn't even have any weapons
Oh wait yeah he did
He had an axe and a rifle and everything
Why didn't you use those dude?
oh yeah
Shits about to go off now
right
ummm
I have 19 health
oh my health regerates
oh thank god
right how the hell do I get out of this nonsense now
I'm stuck in here
way out?
oh yeah way out
I like how I lean with my balls
I lean with my crotch
oh thats just another way to fall down
SHIT
Ok
that-that's how you gun
that's how you gun like this and you just lead with your feet
should be able to get out through here right
awwww that was fun
I hope I find more dudes
even though aiming with this gun is gonna be a fuckin nightmare
I wish i could see somebody comin up the steps and that was there first
thing in the game was seeing me come crotch first out through a hole
*chuckles*
Oh my god the fucking zoom on this thing
JESUS CHRIST
I could-I could shave your eyebrows with this yolk
can't see anybody though
god that would be awesome if I could snipe someone from here
dude I want this game just in general
I mean there is plenty of games like this there's like
the new battlegrounds game
Day-Z is kind of like this
this is fun!!
oh god
oH gOd
OH GOD
IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE?
out there
I love when you change weapons as well
the whole fucking continent can hear ya
LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PLACE
This is nuts
I'm gonna have to change to this though
because
this is- this is close quarters
close quarters combat
HUH
JACKABOY MOVIN OUT
HUH
OW GOD
there's a guy
hello
D-OOOOOO
oh wait maybe that was a zombie
was that a zombie
I forgot there is actually zombies in this game
I don- don't even know where I killed him
well okay
AHHH YOU ALL SHOULD FEAR ME
dwuah
FUCKIN JESUS CHRIST
OOOOHHH HO HO HO!
that was fuckin beautiful timing
*laughs*
everyone fear me
BANG
DEAD
oh there he is
dude I got no weapons
oh maybe it was a zombie that killed me
is that a zombie
I think that's a zombie
uhhaaaaaaaaaauuummm...
pretty sure those are zombies but there kind of fucked up
ok
I got a revolver
it's got 6 shots in it
I don't know if I can get my shit back
If I can like find my dead body and
get all the stuff off it
I don't even know where I died it was somewhere around here
Buddy?
ANYBODY?!
no
*excited inhale*
I see zombies
I'm fucking paranoid now about standin still
cuz I got messed up last time
I dont even know what killed me
If it was a zombie or if it was
a player
because I almost had full health again,
There we go, wha- what did I get
Makarov
OOOHH this is a shotgun!
Or its like a Windchester
Who wants to go?
Who wants to fight jack?
I wanna mess up these fuckers
Hello friends!
Would you like to die today?
oh god, I have a serious case
*BANG* of the shimishams
AAAHHH YES!
*chuckles*
BOOM BITCH!
NICE!
This is fun
Eugh ok i gotta be carefull. Ahhh cause of that
Get Fucked! I can't hit him
He's too fast and close
Euuuuggh! This is actually really scary
Ok, ok ok
*Grunting noises
I'm doing good, i'm doing ok, i'm fine. Everybody's dying
We're having a wonderful time
Hi
*wheeze* haha
Ohh shit
Oh Shit
Ohh shit (again)
Oh Shit
reload
Reload
Reload (again)
Buh!
*BEH*
No
Nyuuh!
Fuck
Fuck! Fuck!
Fuck
Ahh! It's scary!
Ahhhh,
It's Scary
I hate it!
Go away from me
Go away for me!
(gunshots that up until now haven't been captioned)
I can't shoot them when they're that close!
I Cant Shoot them when their that close
Ah
Ah fuck. (Twice, as usual)
Fuck
Ah Fuck
Oh maybe if I change guns...
Yeah fuck you.
Yeh Fuck You
*gun clicks as Jack tried to fire*
Ahhhhhhhhhh RUN *hehehe*
Aaaaaaah!
Run!
Im just getting hit by nothing
I'm just getting hit by nothing!
nothings hittin' me
Nuthin's hittin me!
and there's someone shotin' me from distance
Unless someone's shootin' me from distance
You're fuckin' glitchy zombies!
GLOMBIES!
RUUUUUN!
*dhakka dhakka dhakka*
Mother fuckers.
Dead stays dead >:D
Where are more zombies?
I wanna Rick Grimes their asses ;)
God, I have a serious case of the shakes.
Maybe like, smoke a cigarette or something. Are you having withdrawals?
I dunno what's going on with ya but you're frikin freaking out on me man
These a lot of stuff that I don't even really need
Just pickin up loads of ammo
Ammo's not my concern!
Havin the fuckin shaakes is!
Not going up there again either,
Teeeh
It took way to long to get up there
For very little payoff
It was nice finding another player though.
Ooow! :o
Is that a player?
I think that's a player.
Hello?
(from other player) blablabrlbrlblablablableebleblr
Oh hai :3
How do I talk?
(Jack's character) Blblblblopblop
Ahahahaha
Hi friend!
How's it goin?
Wha- is something fucked up with your body? (paraphrased)
Hello?
Eh huh huh huh huh (Jack's laughing)
(other guy) Blblblbluhbluhbluhblololo
(other guy) Blblblaaahblebliblolololo
(Jack himself) Shblblblaalyupblblblablabl
That's how we talk
I like this language.
(I as a captioner do not. It is difficult to caption accurately and thus far I have been attempting my best translations)
Ok. Let let let's go.
uh let's go buddy
(other guy) Blblblaaahblebliblolololo
follow me
hehehe
I'm gonna kill him
eventually
I know
It sounds like a douchey move to do
but
you can't trust anyone in this world as soon as he gets a weapon I feel like he's gonna do the same thing to me
to
sanctuary
Blblblaaahblebliblolololo
hehehehe
get in there and get some guns
(other guy) Blblblaaahblebliblolololo
oh jesus christ what the fuck where did he go!
friend?
what just happened?
( * pickup weapon noise * )
did he die?
uhhhh
He wasn't supposed to die yet he was supposed to die by my hand
You..... Disappeared...
(Jack's Character) blumblumbum
Friend? *sob*
uhh... He was my buddy, he was my friend.
He was the only one I have in this world.
Anybody else around?
Oh....
Oh.. Don't pick up the MP5
If you pick up the MP5, your character freaks out
And goes into the sky.
Why?!
Uh.. That's what happened to my friend
He picked up the MP5 and disappeared
He was my buddy!
He was my friend!
*sob* And now he's gone! :(
Oh well.
Uh.... Let me get my Hunter Rifle out
Scope out and (sich?)
There's a zombie right there, should I kill it?
Should I kill the zombie?
HELL YEAH!
That's AWESOME!
That sounds cool.
I like...blasting them
uh..There's another one
Should I kill the zombie?
Is there a zombie? *gunshot*
don't matter know said
I think it was a zombie
blibble
owww
aww you penis
I'm gonna send out a battle cry
blibble blobble
* Jack trying to recreate the noise *
I didn't know we were all playing as Richard Nickson
* Jack still trying to recreate it *
no-ones here
all
bye
my
self
don't wanna be
all
bye
my
self
anymore
no-one wants to play with me :(
ummmm
what?
you freaking out because i'm holding an AK?
Stop it
I will not go down the way Jerry did
He was a good man damn it
he had a lot of potential
The world took him to soon
Hello Zombie
* BANG *
Oh yeah that was -
AHHHHHH
* BANG BANG BANG *
I thought I killed you
God this Fucking gun is load
AHHHHHH
BANG
Nice
AK is best
AK'll blast your face off
I'm lookin' for friends
have any of you guys seen friends
About ya heigh
And agrees to eveything I say