- Like, I just I can't believe
distracted boyfriend is dead, you know?
- I know, it's just it was right here
and now it's not.
- Hey, why is there a picture of me up there?
- That's not you.
- Yeah, it is.
I put on a little bit of weight. And grew my hair out.
- Oh yeah, I believe that.
But we're not mourning you, we don't know you.
I've never met you, we're mourning
your meme.
- It's just so sad I mean there's so many things
that I still wanted to do with him.
You know? Like this post.
- That's hilarious, you should post that.
- NO! We can't! Okay?
The meme is dead. It's played out!
- Disrespect.
- Disrespectful.
- What the (beep) is going on here?
- A funeral.
- A funeral for a meme?
- Can I have everyone's attention I have something to say.
I remember the first time I encountered
distracted boyfriend.
- It was like five minutes ago right there.
- It was two years ago and I had just gotten in
with the popular girls.
I mean imagine, me, sitting at lunch with the Amanda's?
- The Amanda's were so cool.
- Anyway, they thought it was so funny because
I spilled milk on my shirt
and then they let me sit with them.
That night, Amanda L texted me.
I'm having a bad day, she said.
Tell me something funny, she said.
I had never been asked to be funny on the spot before.
And that's when distracted boyfriend saved my life.
I sent this post.
He's just so chef's kiss and relatable.
(kiss)
- This is (beep) weird.
- I had the honor of using distracted boyfriend
in all of my chemistry class lectures.
My students loved it.
Admittedly science can get a little stale.
But not when you have distracted boyfriend
doing funny things like this.
Oh!
Get it?
The electron is attracted to the proton
and they repel each other.
My class loved it.
Uh!
- Wasn't red shirt lady hot cheeto?
- Ughh.
(slow violin music)
- Hello everyone.
Uh, I was one of the last people
to see distracted boyfriend.
- I'm sitting right here.
- Shh!
- Whose in the casket?
- I am head of the homeowner's association
and the neighborhood watch.
I was elected because I used a distracted boyfriend meme.
You see my opponent used traditional boring signs
while I used this very hilarious
distracted boyfriend meme.
The distracted boyfriend meme
helped me win the election.
- Honestly it's people like this floppy old bag of bones
that killed distracted boyfriend.
- I'm not dead!
- It's sad, really.
- Simply pathetic.
- (sigh)
- A crying chad.
- You're the one that killed the meme, shut up.
- I always thought original girlfriend was so much hotter,
and the meme died before I could ask what he was thinking.
- You know a meme is dead
when your mom starts posting it on Facebook
to those mom groups.
Did you ever, did you ever look at those mom groups before?
Honestly just, just the worst.
And that's all it is, just dead memes.
Dead memes everywhere as far as the eye can see.
- Why!?
- I can't believe distracted boyfriend
has already been dead for a whole day.
- What are you talking about?
Distracted boyfriend's been dead for like four days.
Where have you been?
- Well, yeah I know.
I knew that.
- Distracted boyfriend's been like dead for like two years.
- What?
Why are you even here?
- For the dead ass funeral.
- Your ass is dead?
- No, not my ass, dead ass.
Dead ass is dead ass, dead.
- Dead ass?
- Exactly.
- Hey, that's not for you.
- Wait, so a meme dying is subjective.
- No, it's dead when its dead.
- No, you said it died yesterday
but Greg here said it died four days ago
and that teenager with the dead donkey
said it's been dead for years, which means
I can still use the meme,
if I don't think it's dead.
- You just have to accept the fact that the meme is dead
and it's never coming back!
- It's okay. It's okay.
- Ah, ah! Fools!
The distracted boyfriend meme is not dead.
- Hell yeah! I love this guy! Yes!
- Oh God, this guy.
- My name is John and I use the distracted boyfriend meme
all the time.
- You're on the right side of history, brother,
you are, you are the golden standard of an American.
- I am the leader of an alt-right Facebook page
and we post memes like this.
- Oh,
(beep)
Uh, I never said that!
I never ever would say that!
- Yes, you did.
You see? You said it right there.
You said the radical left, that's you.
- Uh, you know what the meme is dead.
The meme is dead
and it's been dead.
- No no no.
- This doesn't count.
- You belong to us now.
Welcome to the alt-right.
Haha haha haha
ha ha ha
You're alt-right now, bitch.
So deal with it.
♪ Where do memes go when they die? ♪
♪ There's only one place ♪
♪ It's the alt right. ♪
♪ Neck beards and ♪
♪ Hearts black as night ♪
♪ They're the worst people! ♪
♪ It's the alt-right. ♪
- That's great you should post that!
- I did post that!
The meme has been played out.
It's dead.
Don't you get it?
- I was not expecting that.
- Yeah, I believe that.
But, we're not mourning you.
- Why'd you pause?
- I'm sorry I forgot the line.
- You had it.
- ♪ Amazing memes, ♪
♪ how sweet the memes. ♪
♪ Distracted boyfriend memes ♪
♪ The meme ♪
♪ is a meme ♪
- Honestly it's people like this
old mother (beep) managed that killed.
Sorry, try again.
Honestly it's people like this
old mother (beep) that killed distracted.
(beep)
Sorry, one more time.
- We'll set you up.
- Honestly it's people like this floppy old bag of bones
(beep)
I can do this, I can do this.
- Oh my god that's such a funny face
that's like a meme.
Oh my god.
- Oh.
- Oh my god, that's really good.
Oh my god.
The bird flu meme,
at the death of a meme.
I'm choking.
I'm not actually choking, I mean I'm choked up
- I'm sorry I wasn't paying any attention to you.
(laughter)
- To tell you why this meme means so much to me
I first have to tell you a different story.
I remember talking with my friend Chris one day
when we were in the street
and he told me that sometimes you just
you gotta get angry,
and I told him
that's the secret about me, Captain America.
I'm always angry all the time.
I turn green.
I became no stronger,
but, I found the courage in myself that day.
I remember fighting off the squirrel
with my friends,
the Avengers.
And then, Chris Evans
showed me this meme.
I never quite got it,
but, it always stuck with me.
Right where I keep my microphone on my chest.
(laughter)
- (beep) you.
- All right, cut.
- The meme is dead.
But that doesn't mean the fun is.
You can keep on watching great stuff
We got videos down below.
You can always go to smosh.com
and check out our clothing, uh
got some really, actually dope stuff there.
And, you can subscribe.
Uh, which is very cool.
All the cool kids are doing that.
Um, isn't that right, Damian?
- Yeah it sure is Mr. Shane!
- There you go.