- Look at them.
They're uncle Mike's flower girls.
I never thought the day.
- [Nicole] I was only hoping he would ask somehow.
- I know, same.
- Girls, smile!
- We're takin' the money.
- [Jenni] No, don't take the money!
- [Nicole] So what did you have to do for homework?
- Reading.
- [Nicole] Bring in a collection
of 100 things on attached paper.
Okay, these are 100 things?
Are you sure?
All right, tell me what you have on here.
So, what do you have?
This looks like 'ronis.
- What's this?
- My candy?
- Mommy!
- Dude, I'm a mom, I'm a wife,
So being here just gives me life.
Can I eat this?
- No! - [Nicole] Oh sorry.
- [Giovanna] What's this?
- [Nicole] What's this?
- Dice.
- You destroyed my flowers?
- Sorry (laughs)
- You just picked random stuff in the house.
My kids are such hams, and I love it.
They're just so cute. (laughs)
- Oh my god! - Ronald.
Ariana!
Baby Ariana's so cute.
Oh my god, she's got the chunky little cheeks
She's like the twin of Ron.
Hello! - Oh my god.
- [Deena] Not a good problem.
- What did I bring my child to?
- Hi. - Hi momma.
- Are we crazy? - We're your crazy aunts.
- [Ron] Wanna come out?
- [Angelina] Ariana!
- Does she know her name yet?
- Yeah, of course, yeah, she's known it.
(laughs)
- She's like "What are you?" - She's fascinated by it.
- What's that?
Hi, can I have a hug?
Oh, you want daddy?
- You want daddy's girl. - You want daddy!
- You're daddy's girl.
(Deena laughs)
- [Angelina] I can't. (Ron laughs)
- [Angelina] So how was it going home?
Was she yelling at you?
- [Ron] I didn't see her.
- Oh you didn't see her? - [Ron] No.
- [Angelina] Is she going out tonight?
- I didn't ask, I didn't see her, I don't care.
I got my daughter. (Ron laughs)
- [Angelina] Yeah that's all that matters.
- My life's complete, I'm good.
Yeah, I got my daughter, I'm good.
- I'm happy you came back.
- [Angelina] Same. - [Ron] Yeah, me too.
- There's just always gonna be drama between Ronny and Jen,
but it's really good to see Ronny like this.
so happy with his child.
And, you know, I think that Ronnie is a good dad.
(Ron laughs)
- Oh my god, I can't take it.
Jenni, come see the baby, Ariana and Ronnie are here.
- She's over there making a baby,
you think she's worried about seeing her baby?
- Oh, what are you doing?
- [Angelina] I love her.
- [Deena] Look at her face.
- Ariana is the cutest little meatball.
Like she is just the tiniest little porcelain doll.
Beautiful, and I am obsessed.
Hi, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle,
tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle.
- Is that what you do to him?
- Yeah, man. (Ronnie laughs)
(beep)
- [Jenni] This is the perfect age
and then they start talking back and then it's all over.
- Hi. - Hi.
- Oh my god!
- Stop it, she's one!
- [Deena] Oh my god!
- [Jenni] You just said, "hi."
(laughs)
(Plate breaks on floor)
- Oh!
- It's okay, baby, don't judge.
Mommy's done worse, believe me.
You wanna hear a funny story?
So one time Mommy couldn't get to the potty one day
and I went behind the bar and I went potty.
Stop it! (upbeat music)
I watered down!
- Your mommy went potty behind a bar, bad mommy.
- And did everyone see you?
- Everyone kinda saw me, yeah, but I had to go!
- [Nicole] You don't do that though, that's stinky.
- That's stinky. - Cheers!
Cool.
(upbeat music)
- [Ronnie] You like the ducks?
You like chicken?
Ducks and chicken?
Quack, quack.
(phones rings)
Yup, Uncle Pauly.
- [Pauly] Yo, Happy Birthday, little peanut!
- Hi, you waving, hi.
- [Pauly] Hi. - Say hi!
- [Pauly] Oh, look at how big she got.
- She's so big, right?
- [Pauly] Look at her hair
(Ronnie laughs)
- Say, "Look at my hair, look at your hair."
(Ronnie laughs)
Look, she's got llamas and freaking ducks.
- [Pauly] Oh my god!
(Ronnie laughs)
- [Pauly] Oh, that's amazing!
(Ronnie laughs)
- All right, well, brother, be good, thanks for calling me.
Ariana say "bye", say, "bye".
- [Pauly] Bye little peanut, Happy birthday!
I love my life, I love touring the world,
but unfortunately I miss big events like Ariana's birthday.
But I have a special surprise on the way for her.
Yeah buddy!
I love birthdays!
(Ronnie laughs) - Later, bro!
(Upbeat hiphop music plays)
♪ We gone be all right, we gone be all right ♪
♪ Yeah, we gone be all right. ♪
(knocks on doors)
- What's this?
(Ronnie laughs)
- Awww, who's it from?
Aw! - Who else?
You know Pauly couldn't be here,
but he was there for Ariana's birthday in sticker faces.
- Yeah buddy!
- How do you turn it on?
I can start my car, but I can't start this one.
(beep)
- Birthday girls!
Yay!
- Oh, oh be still my heart.
- Oh, got it, oh, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- [Jen] Give daddy some!
- Awwhh!
(laughs)
- [Jenni] She's just so happy.
- Sally, are you excited to meet your little brother?
♪ Today's the day I've been waiting for ♪
My water broke and I'm excited.
I'm a little nervous because
clearly I've never given birth before.
This is actually happening right now.
I've been waiting for this moment for so long.
I'm pregnant!
- Are you really?
You're pregnant meatball!
- There he is!
- Aww!
- Oh my god, look at his little nose!
- [Nicole] Baby! - He has Chris' nose.
- Just got settled in, having contractions so.
- Next time you'll see us, we'll have a little baby.
- Can't wait to meet you, CJ!
(somber music plays)
(baby cries)
♪ Feel warm as you whisper my name ♪
- Hi baby!
I pushed the (beep) out of this kid,
and he came out naturally and very healthy.
We are parents to the cutest little boy.
I'm just exhausted and I don't even care.
I'm just so happy.
How does it feel to be a dad, Chris?
- So crazy. - He's perfect.
Aw his sleepy face.
I like look at him and I cannot believe
you were just in my belly.
We made you.
This perfect little specimen we made.
He is so cute I can't take it.
It's just such an emotional moment.
He's perfect.
(somber music plays)
- Jen, Jenni.
(mumbles) in the table (beep).
- Crazy uncle!
- He is a crazy uncle.
- What baby?
- You're the crazy uncle.
- Wha, wha
- You're a crazy uncle. - Crazy uncle.
- No I'm not!
- Yes he is.
- I'm just a, I'm very happy, I'm not crazy.
- It's okay!
- She called me a crazy uncle.
- Well, you've been called worse.
- Meilani even knows Uncle Nino is the crazy uncle.
"Ooh, you're the crazy uncle."
I'm like (laugh) "Oh my god, Meilani,
"yes that's him, but we don't say that out loud."
Shh. (upbeat music)
- Wow! (baby coos)
- Hi!
- Look at you!
- Yeah, like where are you going to meet CJ in that outfit?
- I wanna be a superhero for him today.
- You look like a prostitute. - I can't.
I'm not really sure what Angelina's thinking.
You're meeting a baby, why are you in a leather suit?
This is what she should wear with her Chris,
not my baby, Chris.
What is happening?
- That's not how women dress.
- I mean, it really was tight as (beep).
I don't know what I was thinking.
- Are you trying to turn on my son?
- Oh my god, pervert.
(laughs) (baby coos)
- Does Mommy get your feets?
- Aw, let me see him!
- You just have to wash your hands.
- It's like a mom thing?
- [Deena] Yeah, because of germs.
- Hi, my little beech.
Hi beechey!
- I don't know what the (beep) is going on.
Why am I the only one doing this?
Nicole's hands are not clean.
- No kissing on the face.
- Okay, drill sergeant.
Deena is thinking that I'm like dirty or something.
Like why would she ever think that?
All right, I (beep) my pants.
(Nicole screams)
- Like, I don't get it.
- Hi sweetheart! - You're so tiny!
- We match!
- Yeah, you match your Aunt Nicole!
- Look, your best friend's in my belly right now.
Baby CJ is so cute.
It gives me baby fever, thank God I'm pregnant.
Want a beer? - No!
- [Angelina] She's starting it already.
(upbeat music)
- All right ChiChi, let's get ready for the baby.
I'm so excited for a new baby, honestly.
I love being a mom.
See the baby's mouth?
You have to be nice to the baby.
You don't really cry when it comes to the third one.
With Lorenzo, I remember how emotional it was.
Sissy I was like ooh, but Angelo I'm like
just get out, let's go.
(somber music plays)
- Special delivery. (upbeat music)
- [Mike & Lauren] Hi!
- GG look who's here!
- [Meilani] Thank you!
- Aww!
- [Nicole] Will you be the flower girl in their wedding?
- No. (laughter)
- Oh girl.
- Oh my god, we're down a flower girl.
- Are you gonna be a flower girl with sissy?
- [Lauren] Yes!
(Mike claps)
- I'm so happy. - Me too.
- You accepted!
- Thank you bear!
- [Lauren] Aww!
(laughter) - Oh my god, come on.
We accept!
- She'll do it?
- Okay, oh yes, we accept.
- We accept. (laughs)
- That's adorable!
I'm so grateful that they are part of the wedding.
It's so cool because I was not invited to Nicole's wedding,
I was not invited to Jenni's wedding.
Five years ago I was definitely not in a good situation.
So I didn't even speak to Nicole,
I really didn't speak to Jenni.
But now not only are they a part of my wedding,
but their kids are flower girls.
I mean you can't script that (beep) right there.
- Say, "Thank you for my bear."
- Aw, thank you. - Yay!
- Are you good Meilani?
All right. - [Lauren] She's good.
(upbeat music) - We're gonna go in a castle,
like Mickey's castle.
Pretend this is our house and we're rich, oh.
- Beautiful castle in the world!
- Giovanna, look at this place!
It's huge, momma, I wanna steal things.
This morning we're bring Meilani and Giovanna
to Legacy Castle so they can practice being flower girls.
- Oh my gosh!
- And I don't wanna brag, but like my daughter is beautiful.
Hi honey, you look so pretty!
Why can't we dress like that?
Meilani is beautiful, me and Jenni make really hot kids.
- Aunt Nicole and Mommy will show you two how to walk, okay?
- Let's do a drag style.
(hiphop music plays)
♪ Let me tell you how I waited all week for you ♪
♪ To take it off and lay it on me I see ♪
(Nicole sings)
- And then when you're done you go
- Remember this is your moment, it is all about you today.
(hiphop music plays)
♪ I'm gonna have an attitude. ♪
♪ Got an attitude ♪
♪ I'm gonna have an attitude ♪
- [Jenni] And work, and work, and work.
- Wait, that's mommy after tequila.
(upbeat music plays)
- [Jenni] You guys are beautiful!
Look at them, like they're Uncle Mike's flower girls.
I never thought the day.
- [Nicole] I was only hoping he would ask somehow.
- I know, same.
Nicole and I never had Mike at our weddings.
- Girls, smile!
- We're takin' the money.
- No, don't take the money.
It like coming full circle that Meilani and Sissy
are part of his wedding.
Some parts of me regret not inviting Mike,
but he wasn't who he is today.
One day we're gonna show you guys ten years ago
When mommies met Uncle Sitch.
- Sweetheart, just put some stuff down for a second.
Take a load off, what's your name?
- JWoww. - JWoww?
- Yeah.
- Party's here!
- The party's here?
- How are you?
You look cool, hug.
- Do you want me to punch you in the face?
- Oh!
- I mean it was just different times back then.
- Yeah.
- It's just this great feeling to know that, like,
we set all that (beep) aside.
- [Nicole] You guys are the worst.
- [Jenni] They're us.
- Yeah, the worst. - Look at them.
- Oh my God, they're next, oh my God, oh my God.
- Oh my God. - Oh my God.
(upbeat music)
- Oh my God. - [Deena] The babies coming!
- Aw look at them, look at Sissy.
They look gorgeous, they're just so cute, I can't, I die.
- [Pauly] Look at Nicole and Jenni!
(laughs)
- Right now, we're basically looking at Jenni
and Nicole's Mini mes walking down the aisle
and it's insane.
It's like literally looking in the past at Jenni and Nicole.
- Look at Sissy!
- Before Botox, lips, weird fake eyelashes.
I mean, it's beautiful.
- Meilani, Meilani - Throw the flowers
- [Jenni] Flowers, flowers.
- [Nicole] Flowers baby.
- (laughs)
- Go that way, go that way.
- Oh my god, Giovanna and Meilani look so stinking cute.
I am so ready for the baby, I can't wait.
- Aw, we did it.