[music playing]
- Meow. - Gary.
Oh, Jen, I've got a real problem.
What's your problem, Amy?
I've got all this money
and I don't know what to do with it,
and I'm hungry.
[Mr. Krabs laughing]
- Who's there? - Where's that coming from?
[gasping]
Yippee, it's Mr. Krabs.
That's right, Amy.
I heard all about your little problem,
and I'm here to help. Follow m.
Where are we?
Why, we're at none other than the Krusty Krab.
Did you say Krusty Krab?
That's right.
Krusty Krab, over the world famous...
Krabby Patty.
What's a Krabby Patty?
Why it's only the most mouthwatering,
appetizing food in the seven seas.
There I am, Gary. There I am.
We start with a fresh patty. Grilled and juicy.
Add some crisp undersea veggies and cheese,
topped off with secret sauce and some buns.
Voila, a Krabby Patty.
I want a Krabby Patty.
Me too.
How are you liking them Krabby Patties, girls?
[laughing]
Look, Gary, there I am again. Look.
Two more satisfied customers.
So why don't you come on in
and have yourself a Krabby Patty today?
♪ The Krusty Krab Come spend your money here ♪
That was the best 60 seconds of my life.
This is an extreme [unintelligible]
Hmm.That's funny.
Someone turned the mountain upside down.
[shattering]
This Kelp Shake tastes so good.
The day you've been waiting for is almost here.
That's right, Glove World has a new ride.
[screaming]
Harold, no!
[screaming]
The Fiery Fist O' pain opening tomorrow,
only at Glove World.
We've been hard at work... developing something special...
something secret.
Introducing the Secret Patty, only at the Krusty Krab.
Side effects may include turnig into a Krabby Patty monster.
Please consult a doctor before ordering.
Consume at your own risk.
It's radical.
Radical.
Drink it.
Kick back, watch some TV,
and chug down a carton of Drinkable Sausage.
♪ Gary, now I know I was wrong♪
♪ I messed up And now you're gone ♪
[music playing]
♪ Gary, I'm sorry I neglected you ♪
♪ Oh, I never expected you To run away ♪
♪ And leave me feeling This empty ♪
♪ Your meow right now Would sound like music to me ♪
♪ Please come home Cause I miss you, Gary ♪
♪ Gary, come home ♪
- Meow. - AH!
You haven't experienced real heat
until you've tried Volcano Saue
You'd better have firefighters on speed dial
because just one drop will ligt your mouth ablaze!
By the powers of naughtiness, I command this particular drop
of hot sauce to be really, really hot.
Hey! Hey, you!
Wimpy, wimpy, wimpy. Ooh, a little peanut worm.
Are you too much of a wimp to work out?
Are you a weakling? Built like a sponge?
Well, now you too can have muscles.
What?
With Anchor Arms. They slip on like a glove.
Just add air.
How big do ya want 'em: normal, veiny?
And for the ladies... hairy.
[whistling]
I wish a wimp before Anchor Arms.
Now I'm a jerk and everybody loves me.
So order now, wimps!
Wow. Now that's a good idea.
You love Barnacle Chips.
Barnacle Chips are the best chips in the seven seas.
Eat Barnacle Chips. They're delicious.
Uh-oh. Now look what you've done.
You broke your snail's shell again?
Yeah. Now what do I do?
You come on down to Angry Jack's Shell Emporium.
Angry Jack's.
I'm so angry about my massive inventory
that I am having slashing prics like crazy!
Jack's angry.
$99.99 buys this refurbished shell,
but I'm angry about it!
Or what about this one?
Brand new plastic shell super glossy coat,
only $39.99!
Hey, get those numbers out of my face!
Did I mention I'm angry?!
Oh, I'm done for good,
so I'm going to sell, sell, sell,
all these shell, shell, shells!
So come on down to Angry Jack's now!
Jack is real mad.
And remember, I'll match, or beat
anyone's advertise rage or your shell is absolutely-
Hey. What are you doing in my commercial?
Oh, sorry, Angry Jack. Gary here needs a new shell,
and we knew you'd help us find one.
Hey, shouldn't you be yelling at me right now?
Nah, I just do that to make my commercials louder.
And louder is the same as BETTER!