- See, the strat is... - It just looks pretty.
-... that it looks so nice that you wouldn't wanna burn it down.
- Yeah! - And then you just don't.
- Oh my God, this is going down so much faster than I thought!
♪ (8-bit intro) ♪
- (FBE) Today, you're gonna be playing some Minecraft!
- Woo! - Oh God. (laughs)
- (FBE) The theme of this is Teens Versus College Kids,
so you have to represent your generation.
- Oh my God, no!
- I'm pretty sure, since I was seven, I grew up with it.
- (FBE) The rules are simple.
First, Tori will be building a house. - Okay.
- (FBE) In 15 minutes. - Oh, okay.
- (FBE) And then, Kenneth has to try and burn down the entire house...
- Oh! - (FBE) In three minutes.
- Okay. (laughs)
- I really wanna burn it down. - Teens these days.
- (FBE) Your house has to be flammable.
You can make it weird, but it has to look like a house,
and it has to be flammable. - But why, why?
I like building. - It's okay.
- I'm gonna do something a little sneaky. (laughs)
- Oh no.
- (FBE) You cannot use TNT, Kenneth. - Damn it!
- We're just gonna make it, oh crap, we're gonna make it
a nice little house. - Ooh, okay.
- It's gonna be a little messy, so forgive me.
- I see that.
- Just gonna start putting things down.
I'm not gonna have a real organization to it,
as long as I have like walls.
- (FBE) Flammable material, Jaxon? - Uh yeah, it's flammable.
- Is it? - Stop it, no, not now, not now!
- I'm just gonna like walk around and talk to the animals
while you're building. Oh my God.
It's a baby cow!
- It's also gonna be low ceilings, I'm a short person.
I don't need high ceilings.
I have like three layers of wood going on the outside,
maybe I should just keep that up.
- Yep, oh you have three layers going on, damn.
- (laughs) I'm making her thick.
- Two, three, four, that should be fine for now.
I'm just gonna make it a nice little house.
Why are you trying to burn the chicken?
Wait, he didn't do anything to you!
(cow moos)
- (gasps) Oh my God!
It just mooed, and it was the cutest thing in the world!
- That is pretty cute.
- I'm gonna make it like three layers or something.
Okay.
- I hope this works.
- This is gonna be a nice house, and it's gonna be sad
to see it go down, but... - Ooh, it's looking good!
- I was gonna let it be
like a Gaudi-esque structure.
- Oh, okay.
I see what game we're playing here.
- I'm trying to make it as arduous as possible
to connect all the blocks.
- What'd you do here? - Don't!
I'm making it confusing on purpose. It's definitely not
because I don't know how to play this game well. (laughs)
- Oh, it's not. - So I made this way too tall.
Not thinking that through.
- I like that you just realized that.
- I just set up a giant trap, now I just have to put the lava in.
- Okay. - And that is gonna start everything.
- I'm gonna need a lot of buckets of lava.
- I'd pay like $200 a month for this house.
- This is L.A., okay?
You cannot pay that little for this house.
(Kendelle laughs)
- (FBE) I'm gonna say no more columns? - Okay.
What else do I build then?
- I don't know, maybe the house part of it?
- I need an entrance here.
Um, oh that's it, it's a deep hallway, okay.
There we go. Okay, this is where you enter.
Then you come in here,
and you see someone, you see an arson right out the door.
- Normally I'd focus on the interior as well.
- Ooh, okay.
- But I don't think I'd be putting any tables.
- Oh you know what? I'm gonna try to...
- Stop it, no, not now, not now. We're relaxing right now.
This is not a burning time.
- What should I name my cow?
Excuse me, I need input.
- Sorry, I'm a little busy. You're trying to distract me
so I don't make as good of a house.
- See here's the thing. I don't think I want to,
I don't wanna put lava on your top floor,
because then I'm not gonna know
whether or not there's wood there or not
at the end. - Oh.
- Ooh. - Okay.
- Ooh! Ooh, getting so fancy!
- It's getting nice. - Oh my Gosh!
- I have to build a roof and everything.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh it's a roof.
Ooh, is this a little backyard? - That's the garden.
- Oh my God, it's a garden.
- I don't think this is gonna work.
- Wow. - 'Cause she made so many...
How many layers thick is this now, like three?
- Pretty thick.
- There we go. It's like very modern art.
- Uh huh. That is one way to describe it.
- It's so nice. - Look at that.
Everything matches, it's all woodsy.
It's like you went out there and you mined it yourself.
- Exactly! - And crafted this house.
- Yes, that's the name of the game. Minecraft.
- And we're gonna put a bookshelf here,
'cause we're intellectual, and then even more,
a little lectern there, and then...
- I don't think those things are gonna burn.
- Yeah, I know, but I want it to look nice inside.
- Uh, what do I put in the house? I'm gonna get a bed.
A bed.
- Pro tip, you go that, just to make it look nicer,
you do backwards, and then... - Ooh, wow, so fancy!
- Wait, we need to get the cow away,
because if the cow dies in the fire, I'll cry.
- Look at that house! Look at that house.
That is looking smexy! - Looking good!
- Smexy and to diversify the color of your roof,
you add birch. - Ooh, ooh, so nice!
- Exactly, see the strat is... - It just looks pretty.
- ...is that it looks so nice that you wouldn't wanna burn it down.
- Yeah! - And then you just don't.
- And then enchantment tables everywhere.
Let's just put these, 'cause I'm real enchanting.
- It's house-like, with a little extra barrier.
- Okay, that is safe now. - It's a fortress.
- That's a good place to put a door. - Alright.
- (FBE) And that is time.
- Alright. - Perfect, looking nice.
- Looking good!
- And then a jukebox, right over here.
Maybe two, maybe three. Okay, that's good.
- (FBE) Alright, that's time.
- It's time? - Boom, okay, that was my last addtion
I just wanted a boat in here. - Okay.
- Man, this house is fine! - It's nice!
- Bro! - I'm proud of it.
- Can he give me a tour of his crib? - (FBE) Sure.
- (laughs) Yeah! - Bop, bop, bop.
♪ (upbeat music) ♪
Yo, what's up, welcome to my MTV crib.
Whoa! - Whoa!
- Got a nice floor. - Wow!
- Just for walkin'. And then we got the two toned roof.
Look at that. - Ooh!
- Try to spruce it up a little bit. - Wow!
- Pun intended! (rimshot echoes)
(canned audience laughs)
- (FBE) Alright, Lara get in position. - Okay.
- (FBE) You ready? - I hope so.
- (FBE) Time starts now.
(Kendelle screams)
- Did it work? Is lava coming out?
- Oh, there's lava there by the door.
Oh, oh, wow, okay, it's already happening kinda fast.
- Okay, shoot, shoot, shoot! - Oh [bleep].
- It needs to go faster! - Oh no.
Should've built a fireplace.
- So far you've only got a corner going down here.
- Really? Ugh!
- And I haven't seen any... - My trap failed!
- Oh! Just burn, burn! (laughs)
- Here we go, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon! C'mon yes!
Okay, lava seems like the way to go.
- I'm telling you, she's gonna win. - You ruined the crops!
I don't care about the house, you ruined my damn crops!
- Oh, oh, now it's going on the other side.
Oh, no, how did that, wait, how did it do that?
(Kenneth laughs)
- Wait, are you the one just doing that?
- Yeah! (laughs)
- You're just throwing fire all over it?
- Yeah!
- Okay, shoot, I gotta attack this big tower here,
'cause this is my doom.
- Man, my fortress ain't gonna survive.
- A-boof!
- I'm just gonna look at it from an aerial point of view.
- But I have layers. - I get that.
- Oh, I see a little, oh, oh, wow!
Oh wow, okay.
The roof is coming down, that was the only line
I didn't layer a whole lot.
- You don't know what to do with the lava.
- Shut up! (laughs) I'm gonna burn this house down.
- These don't burn! - See, see, something doesn't burn.
I think that means I win.
- (FBE) If she is able to burn down all of the wood in the time limit,
she will win.
- How much time does she got left? - (FBE) A minute.
- Oh my gosh! - Oh my God!
This is going down so much faster than I thought!
- Me too. - I spent so much time on this!
- Uh oh.
- We don't know if the stuff's burned down inside though.
- Shoot.
- I might have to go see, actually.
- Good plan.
(Jaxon laughs) - Why am I, no!
No! - I found an exploit!
- No! - Doors don't burn!
Doors don't burn, doors don't burn! - Why can't I burn this?
Oh. - You destroyed it.
That does not count. - I just destroyed it.
My bad, I destroyed it.
- Why does it take so long?
- The wood is resilient.
- Wait, what's left?
- This one, that one is left?
This one is left.
I have two pieces of my house are still left.
- Why won't this burn?
- (FBE) That's time. - No, what the heck!
That's unfair!
- I see blocks.
- Perfect, I see one block! I see one block left!
And it's that one, she did not burn it!
- Oh my God, are you serious? - She didn't burn it!
She didn't burn it! - Are you kidding me?
- One block! - Are you kidding me?
- One block! (Kendelle laughs)
- (FBE) And that is time. - I put this down.
- That doesn't count, does it?
- There's also, hold on, these two pieces, also still here.
What are you thinking Blythe? - This makes no...
- (FBE) I'm thinking you won, 'cause those were there.
- Fine. - Hell yeah!
- I'll give it to you, that is so...
- I just need proof. Ta-dah, look at that!
Look at that!
- My life's work.
- Now it's probably gonna burn down now.
Your life's work is burning my house down?
Nice.
- (FBE) With one block left, Jaxon is the winner.
- Oh my God!
- My win was a complete accident, because I did just put in that wood
to fill up the spaces in the floor
that I accidentally had attacked before,
and I feel good about myself.
And Kenneth is trying to trap me, 'cause he's a sore loser!
- I will say, you did do well. Look, it's almost done.
You were just like a little bit behind.
- Wow, the bed survived!
- Yeah, c'mon, it's gotta be comfortable.
- They're still in here.
- (FBE) So this means that the college kids win.
- Fine. - Woo!
Hell yeah!
- I really do think our generation's the one that came up with Minecraft,
so I think we have an advantage.
- I think I did pretty good.
- I think he built a beautiful house.
- I'm proud to represent the college kids.
I think we're obviously the smarter ones,
and that's why we won. (laughs)
- Ooh, is that how that works, huh?
(Tori laughs) Uh oh.
This is enough, bye guys!
- Oh shoot.
- Oh no! - Oh!
- Wow, wow this... - Not bad!
- I'm, oh wow. - Holy crap.
- I should've just done that.
- Thanks for watching us burn down Minecraft houses...
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