REG, I KNOW YOU DIDN'T GET TO SEE THE FIRST NIGHT OF THE
REPUBLICAN CONVENTION, THERE IS NO WAY YOU DIDN'T TUNE IN FOR
NIGHT TWO.
I'M CERTAIN WERE YOU THERE, WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE PART?
>> I LOVED THE PART WHERE SOMEONE WAS FAINING EMPATHY AND
DOING THEIR BEST JOB AT APPEARING HUMAN.
>> James: YOU DID WATCH IT.
SEE, I KNEW YOU WATCHED IT.
WELL, IF YOU DIDN'T CATCH IT LAST NIGHT YOU MISSED A BEAUTY.
BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT DURING THE CONVENTION HE PARDONED A BANK
ROBBER FROM LAS VEGAS.
AND-- ANYONE HAVE THAT ON THEIR CARD LAST NIGHT?
HE HELD A NATURALIZATION CEREMONY FOR FIVE NEW CITIZENS.
BUT IN TRUMP STYLE, HE MADE-- HE BASICALLY MADE THE WHOLE THING
FEEL LIKE A REALITY COMPETITION SHOW.
HERE HE IS HERE WELCOMING THOSE FIVE NEW AMERICANS INTO THE
CUNTRY.
AND THEN HERE HE IS LATER AT THE TRIBAL COUNCIL VOTING ONE OF
THEM OUT.
PRESIDENT TRUMP IS BEING CRITICIZED, VERY MUCH, FOR USING
THE WHITE HOUSE AS A BACK DROP FOR POLITICAL TELEVISION.
BUT TODAY HE FOUGHT BACK AND HE WAS LIKE OH, I GET IT, NO ONE
CRITTIZED PRESIDENT MARTIN SHEEN WHEN HE DID IT ON "THE WEST
WING."
AMONG THE SPEAKERS LAST NIGHT WAS THE PRESIDENT'S SON ERIC
TRUMP.
AND HE TOOK A MOMENT DURING HIS SPEECH TO TALK DIRECTLY TO HIS
FATHER.
>> IN CLOSEK I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK DIRECTLY TO MY FATHER.
I MISS WORKING ALONGSIDE YOU EVERY SINGLE DAY.
BUT I'M DAMN PROUD TO BE ON THE FRONT LINES OF THIS FIGHT.
I'M PROUD OF WHAT YOU ARE DOING FOR THE COUNTRY.
>> James: DOESN'T THAT SOUND SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE THE WORDS OF
SOMEBODY WHO HAS HAD HIS PHONE NUMBER BLOCKED?
I WOULD LIKE TO TALK DIRECTLY TO MY FATHER. WELL TELL HIM, THEN.
YOU DON'T NEED TO -- DO WE NEED TO BE PART OF THIS?
ERIC TRUMP SAID HE'S PROUD, HE SAID I JUST FOUND IT SO AWKWARD.
LIKE IT WAS MORE AWKWARD THAN WHEN YOU TELL SOMEONE YOU LOVE
THEM AND ALL THEY CAN MUSTER IS I KNOW, THANK YOU.
THAT'S WHAT IT FELT LIKE.
I'M PROUD OF YOU, DAD.
ITS WHEN YOU SAY IT BACK TO ME.
I LOVE YOU.
I KNOW, THANK YOU.
ERIC TRUMP WASN'T THE ONLY ONE OF THE PRESIDENT'S CHILDREN TO
TAKE TO THE STAGE LAST NIGHT.
TIFFANY TRUMP ALSO SPOKE WHERE SHE-- COME ON.
YOU CAN'T-- YOU CAN'T JUST START LAUGH-- YOU HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE
VIDEO.
TRUMP CAN BARELY CONTAIN HIMSELF.
TIFFANY TRUMP SPOKE LAST NIGHT.
HE WENT HA HA HA, COME ON GUYS, LET'S STAY NEUTRAL IN THIS,
YEAH?
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: TIFFANY TRUMP SPOKE, WHERE SHE TRIES TO RELATE TO
SOME OF THE VIEWERS WATCHING AT HOME.
>> AS A RECENT GRADUATE, I CAN RELATE TO SO MANY OF YOU WHO
MIGHT BE LOOKING FOR A JOB.
>> James: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, YOUR DAD OWNS A GOLD
TOILET.
THERE'S NOTHING LIKE GETTING A $400 HAIR STYLE BEFORE TELLING
BROKE COLLEGE KIDS THAT YOU ARE JUST LIKE THEM.
I WAS WATCHING THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHY IS SHE TRYING TO RELATE
TO PEOPLE BY TALKING ABOUT FINDING A JOB.
HAVING A TERRIBLE RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR FATHER IS WAY MORE
RELATABLE.
JUST LEAN INTO THAT.
BUT THE BIG KEYNOTE SPEAKER FOR THE NIGHT WAS OF COURSE FIRST
LADY MELANIA TRUMP WHO SPOKE FROM THE ROSE GARDEN TO AN
AUDIENCE OF INVITED GUESTS.
AND THERE DIDN'T SEEM TO BE MANY MASK IN THIS AUDIENCE.
LOOK AT ALL OF THESE PEOPLE.
I MEAN IS THE PANDEMIC OVER AND NO ONE TOLD US?
I FEEL LIKE SOMEONE SHOULD HAVE TOLD US, SHOULDN'T THEY?
OR IS IT JUST THAT THEY ARE ALL REALLY RICH AND INHERENTLY JUST
THINK, WE'LL BE FINE.
I MEAN HOW DO YOU FEEL SEEING THAT.
YOU ARE A DOUBLE MASKER.
I HAVE NEVER SEEN YOU WITH ONE SINGLE MASS BE.
YOU DOUBLE MASK.
>> YES, I DO NOT LIKE THE PHOTO.
BUT JUST TO BE CLEAR, I DOUBLE MASK BECAUSE IT HELPS KEEP MY
GLASSES FROM FOGGING UP.
>> James: THAT'S THE REASON.
>> YEAH.
>> James: GIVE HIM A SYMBOL, GUILLERMO.
WELL, THAT IS-- I'M GOING TO SAY THIS, NATE, THAT MIGHT BE THE
MOST INFORMATIVE THING WE'VE DONE ON THE SHOW IN THE LAST
THREE WEEKS.
FOR ANYONE AT HOME, WE'VE ALL EXPERIENCED IT, I GET IT WITH
THE SHADES.
WITH THE SHADES.
I CAN'T, YOU KNOW, SO A DOUBLE MASK.
>> IT HELPS T DOESN'T PREVENT IT COMPLETELY BUT IT DEFINITELY
HELPS SWRZ WHAT ABOUT A TREBLE MASK.
>> I HAVE NOT TRIED IT YET.
>> James: DO YOU WANT TO TRY A TREBLE MASK AND REPORT BACK TO
US AFTERTHE BREAK.
>> I WOULD LOVE TO.
>> James: OKAY.
I WOULDN'T USE THAT BECAUSE I JUST REALIZED I HAD THAT ON MY
FACE.
THAT, THERE IS ANOTHER TIP FOR YOU.
DON'T SHARE MASKS.
WE'LL GET YOU A MASK.
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
WHO ELSE IS WEARING GLASSES IN HERE.
GUILLERMO, HOW DO YOU FIND THE SINGLE MASKING.
>> IT IS FOGGY.
>> James: IT'S FOGGY.
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED TO DO.
>> TRIPLE MASK.
>> James: NO, DOUBLE MASK.
WE DON'T KNOW THE EXTENT OF THE TRIPLE MASK BUT WE CAN DOUBLE
MASK AND THAT WILL HELP.
>> IT'S GOOD TO KNOW.
>> James: IT'S COULD QUESTION THE BEST THING THAT WILL BE ON
THIS SHOW TONIGHT.
IN FACT, THE ONLY THING, THE ONLY THING THAT WAS MASKED LAST
NIGHT WAS MELANIA'S TRUE FEELINGS WHEN SHE SAID HE IS A
WONDERFUL-- HUSBAND AND FATHER.
HE'S A GOOD-- MAN.
GET THIS, THE ATTENDEES, ALL THOSE PEOPLE THERE DIDN'T EVEN
HAVE TO GET TESTED BEFORE THE EVENT.
THERE WAS NO TESTING.
NO MASKS.
NOT A GREAT SIGN WHEN IT IS EASIER TO GET INTO THE WHITE
HOUSE THAN IT IS A TRADER JOE'S.
DURING HER SPEECH MELANIA SAID THAT CITIZENS DESERVE TOTAL
HONESTY FROM THEIR PRESIDENT.
HAVE A LISTEN.
>> WE ALL KNOW DONALD TRUMP, KEEPS NO SECRET ABOUT HOW HE
FEELS ABOUT THINGS.
TOTAL HONESTY IS WHAT WE AS CITIZENS DESERVE FROM OUR
PRESIDENT.
WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT, YOU ALWAYS KNOW WHAT HE IS THINKING.
AND THAT IS BECAUSE HE IS A-- PERSON WHO LOVES THIS
COUNTRY AND ITS PEOPLE AND WANTS TO CONTINUE TO MAKE IT BETTER.
>> James: I THINK SHE PRETTY MUCH NAILED THE ENTIRE FEELING
OF THIS COUNTRY OVER THE PAST FOUR YEARS.
IT IS LIKE, IT IS TRUMP, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.
DURING HER SPEECH MELANIA EXPRESSED GRATITUDE FOR THE
POSITION SHE'S IN AS FIRST LADY.
>> THERE ARE NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE HOW HONORED, HUMBLED
AND FORTUNATE I AM TO SERVE OUR NATION AS YOUR FIRST LADY.
>> James: THERE ARE NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE HOW SHE FEELS AS THE
WIFE OF THE PRESIDENT.
AND SHE IS RIGHT.
THERE ARE NO WORDS.
THERE ARE GESTURES.
>> OH MY LORD.
>> James: DID YOU SEE THIS?
HERE IS SOME NEWS, KFC TEMPORARILY DROPPING ITS SLOGAN
FINGER LICKING GOOD.
THEY'VE DROPPED IT BECAUSE IT IS NOT COVID SAFE.
I THOUGHT THISES WITH LIKE, ISN'T THE BIGGER QUESTION HOW
DID FINGER LICKING GOOD STAY AROUND FOR THIS LONG?
LIKE 64 YEARS FINGER LICKIN GOOD HAS BEEN AROUND FOR A THICK.
I FIND THE WORD FINGER UNCOMFORTABLE.
I DO.
I THINK IT IS NOT-- I MEAN THE WORD "FINGER" ALMOST NEVER MAKES
ME WANT TO BUY YOUR PRODUCT.
IT IS THE PHRASE FINGER LICKIN GOOD DIDN'T EXIST AND HE WENT
FOR DINNER AND WE WERE LIKE OOH, HOW IS THE RISOTTO AND I WAS
LIKE ST FINGER LICKIN GOOD, YOU WOULD BE LIKE-- WHAT DID I JUST
SAY, JUST SAYING, THIS, FINGER LICKIN GOOD.
IMAGINE THAT BRAND MARKETING THING.
>> WHAT IS IT, IT IS FRIED CHICK EARN, I'M NOT GOING TO SAY THE
RECIPE, THAT WILL BE A BIG SECRET.
>> COOL.
>> AND WHAT ARE WE GOING TO HAVE, WE ARE GOING TO GO FOR A
COLONEL.
>> WHAT?
WHICH A COLONEL, GOING TO HAVE A MUS TACKER LIKE A GOATEE AND IT
WILL BE KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN, BUT SIEMS JUST CALL IT KFC.
HERE IS THE BIG THING, THIS IS WHAT WE WILL RUN WITH FOR 64
YEARS.
WE ARE GOING TO RUN WITH FINGER LICKIN GOOD.
ANY OTHERS.
>> NO, WE'RE REALLY DOWN ON THAT, THAT WE THINK IS THE
SPERCHES EVERY TIME YOU EAT IT, YOU JUST THINK OH, THESE
FINGERS, THEY ARE LICKIN GOOD.
THEY'RE GETS RID OF THEIR ICONIC FINGER LICKIN GOOD SLOGAN JUST
TO BE EXTRA CAREFUL, THEY ARE CHANGING 2 TO IT IS WASH YOUR
HANDS FOR 20 SECONDS UNDER MEDIUM HEAT WITH ANTIBACTERIAL
SOAP GOOD.
THAT WAS THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF LAUGHTER FOR THAT.
(LAUGHTER) I'M NOT GO TOKING DIG YOU OUT OF
THAT DAVE, THAT WAS COMPLETELY-- THAT WAS EXACTLY
WHAT THAT JOKE DESERVED.
I WILL BE HONEST WE KONLT FIND A WAY OUT OF THE MONOLOGUE.
SO WE-- WE DO THAT ON THE SHOW, YOU WILL SEE THAT.
WE WILL GO WITH AN-- SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FINGER.