This is America as seen by Europeans
California on the left, New York on the right
And everything else is Texas!
Texas! Yes Steve, Texas!
(Video clip playing) Texas Steve, Texas
(Video clip playing) *clapping in the background* Texas!
Wha?
Texas?!
Maybe even Americans see Americans as being from Texas
Everyone's from Texas
For any of you Europeans out there if you guys are from Europe or any other country
Is that really how you see America?
You see it as three states: California, New York, and Texas?
You think that lives in the middle of, uh, United States is a redneck?
Let me know down in the comments below
Well how's it going guys welcome to Reaction (Time)
We're looking at some hilarious maps
Especially very funny maps
That aren't gonna name countries, let's just say that
For example, someone made a map called "The World According to Donald Trump"
So you got United States of course: TRUMP
(Donald Trump speaking) We will make America-
Everything South of the border: Rape
And just below of that it says: Vacation
You know, cause', he needs to go on vacation
Okay, then we got Canada: Home of Ted Cruz, who I will destroy
We've got Africa it says: Obama is from here!
The Middle East says: I saw American Sniper
We got Russia it says: Home of Putin
Oh my god
But we're going next, this is hilarious but we're gonna go next
This is Asia according to Americans
We got the "Commies". The communists
It's what- That's what "Commies" stands for guys
Borat *laughs*
(Video clip playing) I like a you!
Savages, the People's Republic of Chinatown
Chinatown...?
Yoga
Apparently Americans think that India is just known for Yoga
Just Yoga
Japan is: Sushi Ninjas
We got Philippines, it says "Flip Flops"
And then one of the oceans is called "Noodle Ocean"
Noodle Ocean! Noodle Ocean!
We're not racist guys, Americans aren't rac-
Neh
Okay these are more normal maps
This is what every big brand is know for each state
California, of course, where I'm from
Where I live
Is Apple
Apple products, Silicon Valley
Just North of that is Nike
And North of that is Starbucks
Even though I feel like more Californians drink Starbucks than-
Than Starbucks were- was originated from
Is Texas known f- Texas really is known for Dr.Pepper?
I did not know that
And right above that is Sonic
There's barely any Sonics in California
But it seems cool
Do they really come out with those skates?
Okay Florida says Hooters
Was Hooters really- really originated from Florida?
Cause' if it did, I'm going to Florida
WWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO
So North and South America on the map, if it was flipped
Sideways
90 degrees
It looks like a duck
*Quack*
I'm telling you, someone in high school that was very bored
And had nothing better else to do
In history class
Decided to make shapes, out of countries
And this is the result
So it looks like a duck guys, let's learn something today
What each state has more of per capita than any other
Start with California as usual
"People who brag on social media"
Yes
Nevada is: Facebook users
Then on the right side to it is: Regular church attendance
Arizona is: UFO sightings
Texas is: Pet tigers
We got Florida with: Shark Attacks
Alaska is: Veterans
There's even: Meth lab incidents
I don't want to offend people from different states
I did not make this map I'm just saying someone else made it
If you guys want to check it out it's gonna be link down below
First link down below
"America The Beautiful'
How to categorize America
In what, what is it, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
In like 8 different cateories
We got West side, which is on fire
And then it says "The flipping ground moves also"
Lots of earthquakes
Especially in California
It's hot there
And we got "mystery belt"
It's questionable
A snow-covered moonscape
That's up North
If you guys aren't from United States this is basically how you categorize it as simply as possible
We got "Nightmare Tornado Zone"
Right in the middle of the country
Then we got "Air Made of Hot Soup"
I'm guessing it's humid, you know, just a random guess
"Hurricane Terror Area"
Yeah Florida, I've heard Florida is terrible when it comes to that
And then we got Alaska "Bears Only"
Yeah not alot of humans live in Alaska
Sarah Palin's from there guys
You know how that turned out
But that was some cool maps that had nothing to do with actual borders
Or- or the country names or state names
It's how other people look at it
Thank you guys so much for watching
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