you guys hate me. you hate me. i know it, i know you hate me. i know it.
(clears throat) it's ok jen pull it to together. im just kidding, i know you guys don't hate me
you obviously f**king love me
but some of you guys do, umm hate me. (laugh)
but at this point of my life, hate doesn't really bother me
it's honestly just a part of
What I do which is kind of sad if you think about it. So because some people in the world are assholes
I'm going to take that asshole-ish nish. IshNish. And I'm gonna profit off of it because I'm a really professional
internet person
Buy it on
Barnes & Noble, uhh. if you guys watch my videos on the reg
then you've seen the video i did in the past with my good friend hunter march, where we made siri
say things out loud
and we tried not to laugh
I don't know why but it's
F*cking Funny when Siri says stuff so I decided to combine two things that make me laugh hate comments and Siri
I'm going to make Siri say my hate comments. I've seen a couple of other people do this
i think shane dawson started it
I don't know
But I'm doing it now. So I went on over to Twitter and I asked you guys to find me some hate comments on my videos
And send them to me. So I haven't really looked at these hate comments too much
I'm just going to kind of highlight them and make my computer say them and
Yeah, we're going to do just that - right now. So let's do it first things first. I have to figure out how to umm
Make my computer talk. Oh here we go. [Siri] Most people recognize me by my voice
[Jenn] I figured it out here is the first one [Siri] you people are the fucking worst
I'm going to make 1 million YouTube accounts just so I can dislike this boring bullsh*t
Get the F*ck over yourselves,
You are not interesting or funny and before anyone says I'm jealous over views, I don't give a flying about YouTube views
[Siri] Not hating but Jenn's face is a perfect circle almost. [Jenn] *Laughs* not hating but Jenn's face is a perfect circle. Almost.
so, not only is my face round, but it's not even perfectly round. I'm just
[Stumbles with words] Sh*t
[Siri] Where's the bleach
When you need it. [Jenn] (wheeze) me walking into a party like [Siri] Where's the bleach when you need it.
[siri] Damn Jenn's acting like a hoe popping that p*ssy for everyone. [Jenn] Damn Jenn's acting like a hoe popping that p*ssy for everyone! what
video was this a comment on [Siri] I'm unsubscribing and replacing you with animated Barbie now. [Siri] Oh
My God, she kinda does look like a rat. [Jenn, insulted] Oh! [Siri] her forehead was too big just like six head number roasted
[Jenn] What?! OOOH
The "Number roasted" is Hashtag roasted her forehead
spelled *4* *Head* was too big just like six head. Hashtag roasted
I was roasted there. [Siri] It's confirmed
Jenn is a fruit fly. [Jenn] Oh my God I thought it was just over after just "It's confirmed"
[Siri] It's confirmed, Jenn is a fruit fly
[Siri] You eat D*cks
[Jenn] Straight to the point. [Siri] your hairline looks like a doodle bob lol number number putin video. [Jenn] Putin Video?! Oh my God
It's hashtag put in video.
[Siri] Nice wig [Jenn] Nice Wig!? [Siri] you suck
[Jenn] okay, I'll take it. [Siri] Just notice that your nose is so big but I like you. [Jenn] Just noticed that ur nose is so big but I
Like you. [Siri] it's going to be funny when youtube is over and youtubers end up homeless and die.
[Siri] LMAO. She kinda looks like Mike W.A.S.O.W.
S.K.I
[Jenn] Wasowski. Mike Wasowski. Doesn't he have one eye?! Do I look like Mike Wasowski?
*typing* He does have one eye
I kinda do look like him. [Siri] I hope there's an apocalypse just so you people will f*cking go extinct
[Siri] What the hell she's 20?
She literally looks like a high schooler. [Jenn] the upward inflection on
20 [Siri] All her thumbnails are lusty as F*ck [Siri] Your eyebrows look like door handles
[Jenn] *laugh* It's true. [Siri] You are so pretty and funny, but it makes me hate you. I hate you.
Hate. I know it a strong word, but it is just the truth, that I hate you.
[Jenn] I know it a strong word, but it is just the truth. Holy Sh*t.
This was genuinely my favorite thing that I've ever done, but those are all the hate comments that I have for today's video
I really hope you liked this
and I hope it made you laugh because I
Had so much fun doing this and if you did then make sure to give this video a big thumbs up
And also, make sure to leave a comment down below, uhh make it a hate comment for the next time I do this video.
Just kidding. Don't do that. Make it a love comment for the next time I do this video - with love comments anyway
Yeah, that is pretty much it for this week's video
Thank you guys so much for watching and I'll see you all next Saturday with another new video. Bye