gabriel is always late to book club for once i'd like to start on time you know
should we just start
i'm here you won't believe what happened so it all started when i was stuck in line at the little cat
coffee bar when i noticed ve schwab was literally in front of me i didn't know if i should chill or
walk over to her and tell her how much a darker shade imagine changed my life and when i got to
the cash register she turned around and i noticed that it wasn't her i even took a photo of her back
oh gabriel loves being the protagonist in the novel of his life it was a literal nightmare
okay so i know i keep going on and on and on about how much i love this series
but i gotta confess that after getting through shatter me i couldn't help myself
and read every other book in the series you read six books in a week yes how is that even possible
the scene where adam reveals that he volunteered to go to juliet's cell because he was always
in love with her literally made me cry oh i don't want to spoil it for these guys but then the whole
warner thing happens so i wrote an essay lincoln my ig if you want to catch up
have you seen alyssa's bookstagram i mean she has great taste in books but spends way too
much time color coordinating her grid this book made me think if i could have any superpower i'd
have lasers that shoot out of my eyes so if anyone shoots me sus looks i could be like
and they'd be gone that sounds pretty intense let me guess you'd want to become invisible
so that you could finally avoid everybody on the entire planet no i'd want to be able to be a cat
cause cats are awesome and i'd be able to sneak up on you and claw your face while you sleep
ah i want to turn into a cat too if i could have a superpower it'd be super strength but
since i already have that i think i'm good what i can bench 350 i'm basically superman
he did not just say that wait you think benching 350 is a super strength you'd be the judge of that
one two you need to acknowledge your toxic hyper masculinity and get off the floor
i'm just warming up here nine times marcus you can get up off the floor now 12
13. um i just don't think that's appropriate behavior for a book club
on the next episode of book club problems so i would like to apologize for the meltdown i had
having that sort just really went to my head and nobody
should wield that kind of power i forgive you i won't which is why i hath downgraded to
this dagger and with it i shall keep it order throughout the land and civility in the book club
yeah i probably deserved
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