Previously on Wilber the Cat...
I looked at it and it'll be fine
but you have a much more serious problem:
Your weight.
[censor bleep]
Wilber, you want to get down to about 12 or 13 pounds
and then we'll go from there.
Who's the craziest, silliest, friendliest cat?
Wilber!
Hey, that's me!
Yay!
[hiccup]
[harp]
I decided to take this weight loss thing seriously.
[burp]
I need to exercise.
Plus, when Daffodil comes back home
I want to be in the best shape of my life.
She doesn't want to come home to a big, old, fat blob.
[boing]
But what should I do?
I have an idea.
I can chase Ralph Mouse.
That will burn some calories.
Ralph?
Are you there?
Ralph?
I'm not going to eat you, Ralph.
I just want to chase you.
I'm trying to burn calories. I have to lose some weight.
I am not interested in helping you lose weight, Wilber.
Please?
I like you just the way you are.
Fat and slow.
Why you little...
[laughter]
I wish there was someone that could help me.
I need a workout partner.
Hey, I've got an idea.
I know who can help me.
Vrooom?
Are you in there?
Vrooom?
Hello, Wilber.
Can you chase me around the house?
You're asking me to chase you?
[laughter]
Well, I can't chase you right now.
I'm tired.
I'm trying to get into shape.
I'm getting older now.
I'm not as fast as I used to be.
Maybe you should go on a diet too.
The only thing I can eat is dirt.
I'll chase you another time.
Ok, Vrooom.
What am I going to do?
I need to work out.
[ding]
I know!
I'll make a workout video.
Stretch those paws.
Stretch...
those paws.
Stretch those paws.
Now work.
Work those abs.
Work.
Work those abs
and work those abs.
Work those abs.
I said...
work those abs.
I'm Wilber the Cat.
I'm Wilber the Cat
and I'm Wilber the Cat.
Oooh.
I'm hungry.
Daffodil.
[fart]
Oooh.
I am so tired.
I'm going to sleep for the rest of the day.
Aaah.
Good night, everybody.
[loud vacuum cleaner]
Vrooom!
Wilber!