On days like this, I wish you were here to feel the sunshine,
to smell the flowers, to hear the--
Live and learn! Hangin’ on to the edge of tomorrow!
Live and learn! From the wo--ooh!
A shrine!
Scuse me miss, I gotta go fight a robot so I can grab an orb to get jacked.
Could you actually go around the other side so you don’t step on the flowers?
There’s a cute little maze tha--
Yeah I don’t care about any of that, it’s orbin’ time!
This is your last chance.
I seeded these flowers with the ashes of my mothe--
Oh my GOD are your ears blind?
I couldn’t give two licks of an old bear turd.
THE FLOWERS RAGE!
You should have gone around.
This maze is designed for children!
YEAUGH right, like I’m gonna get puzzle cucked by a flower lady.
Real pros are into sequence breaking, look it uAHHH
Hah,
try n’ catch me now, fartsack!
Why what big EVERYTHING you have.
Roar.
Would you mind stepping to your left a little?
I can glide down to the shrine EASY.
Wish me luck, Pooh!
Augh, my arms are getting so hurty!
Uh oh, that green doughnut that tells me how tired I am is flashing.
What is it you like again?
Not a fan of the hot stuff hey?
Fine, I have INFINITE inventory space.
Oh god, come on, Tasty tasty toenail ought to do it
Get down...
Eurgh I can't do it!
Man, that is somehow even more toenaily than I expected, but I’m gonna make i…
Can I interest you in a Toenail?
Look, I’m sorry okay.
Sometimes I just think that if I do things the normal way, no one will be impressed.
There’s a lot of pressure on me to prove myself as the Hero of Hyrule and --
oh my GOD is that two Cuccos kissing a bear?!
How many times?
Over and over, the screams of the flowers are DEAFENING!
WHY CAN’T YOU HEAR THEM SCREAM!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!
Wow, look at you go. Someone had their rushrooms and meth for breakfast.
FLOWER RAAAAAAAAAAA…achg-
Hellooo?
Scary lady?
Wakey wakey.
Huh. Pooh I think we might have broken her.
Hey there sleepy head.
You gave me and Pooh quite a scare.
Y-you? But you’re the flower murderer.
You made me so angry.
I was going to rip your lungs out through your penis hole.
Yeah, sorry, I get that a lot.
But don’t worry about that now, you just rest up and get better,
I mean look, hey, I even brought you a piece of home to cheer you up.
Straight from your own ga….
Oooh, pisspuddles.