Wade: You guys ready to join?
Jack: Fuck yeah! Bob: Yep! Mark: I'm loading up the game right now.
Wade: Server name is "Bad Boy"
I'm creating it right, now
Mark: M'kay...
Bob: Clamhead live, is Markiplier on board?
Mark: It's stuck on "Joining room"
Jack: Roger Roger over Roger
Bob: Mark, did you make the room called "Stanley Dead" here?
Mark: Yeah is it existing?
Wade: I'm joining
Wade: I'm here. Mark: I see you. I'm stuck on "Creating room"
but yeah,
Mark: I don't explain it man. Bob: Oh, wait. I'm the only suicider.
Jack: How do I switch, we can't, Mark has to do it.
Ha ha. Oh, God. God sake. That's, alright, yeah
Bob: I'm stuck on joining room. Uhhh
Mark: Let's try Europe here. Jack: Here we go. Here we go. By logic, it would mean that
I'm going to get that now, and now I'm stuck on "Creating room".
Bob: I'm in the room
Wade: I'm in! We're all in okay, Canada's got to be the answer, right?
This will be the whole video is like for us trying to select a server. Wade: Is everyone on Canada East?
Jack: I am... there now.
Wade: There we go. Jack: Joining... I'm in. Bob, Wade and Mark: I'm in.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Jack: You're not aloud, You're not aloud to create a server in your own region.
Why?!
So fuckin' stupid.
Mark: We're all in here right? Jack: Yeah. Bob: What's up friend? Mark: Hey. Jack: Oh God, can I not change the sensitivity?
Bob: You are terrifying.
Jack: Hi. Mark: I, I didn't mean, Wade: I don't know which one you are. Jack: I, what?
Wade: Your granny nips. Jack: I'm green.
Yeah
Wade: Your name is granny nips. Mark: I gotta, I've got some super boner pills. Oh, this is wonderful.
Jack: Why do I walk like a child, who learned how to walk?
Wade: You can sprint like a child who learned how to walk.
Jack: Okay, how do I, how do I open doors and shit?
Wade: F
Okay, some doors open automatically when you run at them. Jack: Wait, the elevators say "To Hell"?
Oh my God sprinting is OP.
Wade: Where are you at our dearest old people? Mark: Idk I want to show you guys something.
Jack: No I don't want to get in your super boner.
Do you have a super boner? Mark: Hey. Come here, I want to show you something. Jack: What is that?
Mark: I don't know, somethin' cool. Just wait for it. Wade: Oh, he's hurting himself!
Mark: Wait for it... Jack: What the fuck?!
What are you doing? Wade: Can I tape you? No? Mark: I don't know I bought the nippers. Oh
Bob: How'd you get nippers? Mark: I crafted them. Jack: I have the wrong cure apparently.
Mark: Oh, thank you. Wade: You're welcome. Now get knocked out. Mark: No! Why?
This is fun
Hahaha. Wade: I found the isolation chamber. Mark: There's a lot of colors in this world now. Jack: Gastric Lavage, ooh
Mark: What's a Gastric Lavage?
Jack: I don't know. I don't, it looks like a douche. Wade: Oh time to go to our seduction, sedation, seduction rooms.
Jack: What is happening? Mark: Seduction sedation room? I'm being dragged away, and I'm very druggie.
Bob: I'm not doing anything it's fine.
Jack: Nope, nope, nope, no you don't. Bob: It's fine, it's fine don't worry about. Jack: Impossible
Bob: What do you think of my butt? Jack: Impossible to sedate. Wade: I saved you ha ha ha
Wade: Your such a fucking liar. Jack: Come here, come here! There we go. Woah, you can actually control them?
Bob: Yeah, this is really fucked up, dude. Mark: I don't even know what I'm doing right now.
Bob: I'm gonna light myself on fire Mark.
What did you do? Wade: Seduce him. Mark: I haven't done anything. Jack: I'm sending you to hell apparently you see that? You see that sign?
Bob: Woah I don't like this. Jack: Seth has woken. What?
Bob: You sent me to hell, and now I respawned. Mark: Wait, you went to Hell? Bob: What the fuck?
Wade: Oh, somebody crafted some poison. Mark: How do you know what I crafted? Jack and Wade: It tells us.
NO! Old Man Jenkins!
Mark: Oh my God, that's so much,
Bob: Oh what the fuck? Jack: I'm taking control of this guy, come on.
Bob: Jamal is dead? Jack: Jesus
Mark: Hahahahahaha Bob: You guys are horrible monsters. Jack: What the fuck?
To himself oh wait
You know I think I was holding the cure in the hold I could have saved his life huge Imago hours all Monsters mark
Hello. Why are you need? I'm going to hell. What can I help you? What does a book advise you I?
Don't know, but I got a pill of humph plus me other thing. It's not dying
It says it's not dying when I tracy here's a hunt you ha ha ha no. No don't drag him in here. Hi man
Sorry, I didn't know I didn't know I didn't know who someone crafted a razor blade
I haven't told me who wants us in here. Don't know oh
Fuck wait, so you can only get us when we craft something now
We can get you any time so we can see why you craft on the top, right?
Okay, okay, are we?
So different things cure different ailments. We have to kind of guess what we think they're going to craft, okay?
I somebody getting super boners. I'm going to freeze it with a fire extinguisher
Somebody gets a love glove from doctor wait. How do you freeze a boner with a fire extinguisher?
Co2
Concentrated gets really cool. It was all very technical. It's like liquid nitrogen
You know thought never we were right of course of course course. Oh, shoot. No you are oh my God
Seth is terrifying
This is terrifying
Hey, wait up friend. What stuff? Oh, hi, wait. I'm supposed to oh shit. Are you doing? Oh shit? Oh?
oh, yeah, right, I
Bombed myself to death that was ridiculous. You can clean that up. I'm not no is that what the button of ashes for?
Bomb might light himself on fire jack McCall marker around no no no no neater
Follow me nothing okay. I don't have to fire extended or any more open one door
Oh, I'm gonna use that I don't I don't have a cure for whatever it is. You're holding okay. Come on
Don't worry about it got it. Don't worry about under comfort. I got my
Super boner, I want a great lie by the pool go get it go get it. I'm about to kill myself successfully mark
Don't worry about it that this day no
Japan and woken I'm woke it's out by the pool or no, I don't have like your seat RMR
Why I'm here. I got 40 boy pills wait take these
They're on the ground here. Hey, Emmett. Take these. I want to see what it does. Huh come here, you fuck
My damn it okay? Well, you know you don't give a little more right here. I was really worried someone's actually have fun
Oh you had where?
No, I never lose volume. There's three different types
There's more another one, okay?
so
Watch this your guys are going to see something amazing as soon as I find the third piece of the puzzle your thermal will help
you find it below ah
You can help an old man get it up every once in a while
fine fine blow Ala Inna Mark, all right
Thank you. Got storage room somewhere in here, honey you go wait - oh, no. There's a green blue no green oh
I found him I found him I found us
Well my advice, cool yo, oh
Ho, man, you'll get that. Oh, no, you're not
Alright. I'll do the butter. Oh wait. Oh ho alright. Yeah, what a fool but for God
Waiting for you. He's already used it what area here mouth whatever your name
owner oh
My God, I don't know you steam coming out everywhere. Oh
Shit that bothers
My government stuff. I got it's fine. If I was so sickening
I'd save me you can't save me you oh, God
You're gonna all right. We're gonna sit. I oh my God. There's diarrhea - oh
Thank God
Wow
Wow, can I have no extra nippers? I feel like I would've
Done it Ray bad. Okay. Just gotta find me and I'll totally use your extra nippers. No problemo
Okay, where you going more nowhere? Hey? What was that those discredit your gonna? Go you can better go look out for that?
That's no good. Yeah, no, nothing is happening. Don't worry about it, huh?
Where yeah I see some dramatic shit. Hey, what's up friend? I?
Don't don't date me don't today - today. Go you're so - the hell are y'all got it stuck?
You're just gonna smuggle. It here again. Oh
I don't know how to describe him. Oh we only have 10,000. I'm sorry. It's gonna be falling. Oh yeah, we're gonna pay brother mark
Hey, Jack, I don't think he's gonna get me there buddy
I guess that's okay wait. No, that's yay
Martinez Ca the Lobby again changes yeah, yeah you guys go you guys be the other one
Seems fucked up. Oh it's which my server back to us west. Oh, that's what it. Did. Yeah
And now I can't back out of the server now. It's Broken. Oh
Honestly that still doesn't make me feel that much better
I mean, we could have done this on the very place baby did a wish oh my God?
How the fuck do I control my nonsense?
For everything oh my God. Why does white fucking think move her house so fast uh uh?
Don't worry. Oh
Yeah, well I killing oh
No, hey
What you doing here, buddy? Hey? Oh would you crapped in there nelson no crab no nipper I make
My wait, please wait. I don't have anything go ahead in this coil, nipple. Oh
Okay
What they didn't if you don't know?
my Dad
We know what is ending shit? Oh?
Let's nothing care of that. Yeah. I don't sedate you there. We go. Hi
Jamal
the seduction room
ah
Jamal come on
Little boy my entire destination. I understand no. I'm not going to use me so
I went the helpless I know
Damn, who's making nippers? Hey guys imma? Just kill myself real quick. No no no no
Where you do that jamal for ya just and I just one question what where you are you are I'm our sight
We're over at hot water well too late now
Monday at all. I'm daddy. I did it. I know I heard you jamal. How did you know oh?
You're not out here. Where are you liar? Yeah? I'm date crier, bro
I've never lie to a son overall. I have a glove. I just don't know where he is okay? I'll look around oh
God, oh
Sorry, it's so so no relation for me
No, no, we're we're though. Just tell me where are you right where I like burning on my own?
I don't want close your eyes
Oh, I'll find any you guys may have thought that you could I didn't have all the things in the three. I got y'all know
Yeah, I got to this down Jamal Jamal
That's about other world
I'm dad. I hate this game
Game is garbage
Awesome it is
Terrible yeah, no. It's fine when you're playing is the thinkin I kill myself. Yeah, I don't know how you did anything
I can't do shit
Hey, what fuck are you?
Outside by the Pool fine, I fucking hate you
Fuck you know target missed. I'm fat. I'm a diva
Mmm. What give me ah
Where is hell?
factored
By the pool by the cousin of the elevators hey were you doing with ego working on it. I'm working on it
You have enough time
bubbling
up
Pretty fast we didn't talk admit. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, game is bar. You should have learned how to use a fire extinguisher. We should have played that golf game
I love are the tables turned as soon as you had to be the doctors and now it's like
I know now you know our pinky. I didn't really like it as a wheelchair person, but this side is awful
Yeah, I had five time bomb boom Bobby on the way stop stop nurse ratchet has I gone
I'm how are you want to stuff in your bud?
Please I've had enough stuffing for today. I want to be a horny boy
Can I help us buddy can I be a horny boy? Are you doing let me go no?
No, I deserve better than this do you jack sock. I'm is gonna run out, and I'm gonna make it a double for you
You're not gonna. Make it you guys let's give up North North Star. I've got to help no
Yo, you should hear how much time I have on my end
3/4 the time of gunfire, I'm Gonna wake up, bitch. How much time do I have wait like five seconds? No go away? Oh?
Yeah
Marv just put someone in there. Oh no, they don't like that
Bob I fucked you. I'm sorry. That's fine. I've had it's fine
At least you were thwarted by Mark and not me yeah, that's you could shut up. That's one thing if
What I do they need for this wood boom
Nah, oh
He's burning out there. I'm going back to get fucked. Yeah. Yeah, you just
Not complaining bob Bob. You're my favorite doctor quebec. How you doing?
duh-duh-duh
oh
gee
I'm about to put one in mark didn't you're gonna have to tell you you have to find a new one up. I'm here
That's fine
Fine no no no
Wait, I was going all right you having a good time
I'm gonna get this fuck thing and put it in wait
But wait you want to plus things know what any weight?
You want to gain weight? You want to buzz all put any weights fine. I'm gonna kill myself with arrangement. Oh mother
Oh jeez you're not I'm bleeding everywhere
Oh, why do you get the dog? Oh, I thought of your shoes or the fun or malignant. I hope the responders aren't you?
Yeah, working. It worse yet. I'm dead. Oh wait am I broken it does respond five and if not let me respawn good
good luck jack the fries next life because I'm at Design I'm
bleeding everywhere oh
Are you?
Ready oh, no, you'll never stop him damn it. I'm still just that you
Know oh, that's right. You guys I?
Died in the church sacrilegious