- Babe, he's so good at piano!
- I know.
(discordant piano music)
(laughter)
- Wow!
Whoo!
("This is Home" by Bryan Lanning)
♫ Wherever you are,
♫ that's where I wanna be.
♫ All it took was a laugh and that soft sunset,
♫ Big blue eyes looked up and said,
♫ "This is home."
♫ Just running around, you never looked so cute,
♫ Hugging you tight.
♫ Cuddlin' all I could, singing,
♫ "I am home."
♫ Home's wherever you're with me.
- Good morning! - [Oliver] Hey!
- Hey, good mornin'!
- Good morning. (Missy laughing)
(toy gun clicking) - Good morning, guys.
It is Monday morning,
and it has been a crazy hectic weekend.
We have had people over almost every single day.
We've been cooking and eating,
and the house is just a total mess,
and we have just been trying to clean up
as fast as possible,
because we have a lot to do today.
I'm like out of breath,
'cause I've been like running.
I have so much laundry, (baby yelping)
like insane.
I just have loads of towels,
and I just got done with the dishes.
Although there's still like a huge pile in there,
just of stuff I gotta hand wash.
We've just been like trying to like
quickly clean up as much as possible
so we can get on with our day,
and I still have to do my hair and my makeup.
And this guy,
although his room is definitely cleaner than yesterday,
'cause he did help me clean it before bed,
he's kinda making another mess.
(laughs)
And, uh, rolling up the rug doesn't really help.
Ya know?
The house is clean enough.
It's definitely lookin' better.
Bryan's working on the outside,
which was a pretty much a disaster as well.
Um, and yeah!
Now I think I'm gonna go do my makeup,
and then, I'm gonna probably film a video today,
so gotta get lookin' good.
- Hey Ollie!
(Fin crying)
Come here.
You wanna see something crazy?
- Yeah.
- [Bryan] Something we've never seen before?
- Ooh.
- [Bryan] So you know how there's lots of snakes
and lizards
and bugs
all over our property?
- (mumbles) Fake bugs?
- [Bryan] No, they're real bugs,
but I found a new one.
- Like an animal?
- A new type of critter that we have
to watch out for.
- [Oliver] Is it a nice one? - A bunny rabbit?
- It's not as cute as a bunny rabbit.
- [Missy] Oh.
- I honestly didn't even know
that this was possible.
So I've been out front, cleaning outside all day.
Look what I found, you guys.
- What!
That's a freaking scorpion.
- [Bryan] Yeah. Scorpion.
- No, no, no.
- [Bryan] Yes.
Ollie, you see that?
See that scorpion?
It's dead.
- [Missy] I didn't know we had scorpions.
- [Bryan] I didn't know we had scorpions either, you guys.
I'm freaking out.
Look at this.
(Missy gasps)
- [Missy] Oh my gosh. - [Bryan] That is a scorpion,
and we've never found a scorpion
on our property before. - [Missy] You're sure
that's not a fake one?
- [Bryan] No, that is a real scorpion.
It's real, and it's dead.
(Missy gasps) Look at that.
- [Missy] That's so scary.
- [Bryan] I don't know anything about scorpions,
because we never had scorpions!
(laughing)
Yeah, it's a little one.
It's about the --
It's about bigger than a quarter.
I'd say it's about the size of a 50-cent piece.
(Oliver whimpers)
Nuts, huh?
- That's a scary bug.
No, stink bug! - [Bryan] Fin's like
"Give it to me! Give it to me! Give it to me!
"I wanna see it!" - That's a stink bug!
Nope!
- I always talk to Clintus,
and he has scorpions where he lives,
and I was like,
"Well, at least we don't have scorpions."
- Yeah.
- [Bryan] There's bugs everywhere,
and now we have to look out
for these guys. (Finley shouting)
- Is that a scorpion or a spider,
whatever it is. - [Bryan] It's called
a scorpion.
Can you say scorpion?
- I can say scorpion.
- [Bryan] Good job. - Scorpion.
- Good job.
That's really freaky you guys, yeah.
- Is it a nice one?
- No. Scorpions are not nice.
Do you see those claws right there?
- [Oliver] Yeah?
- [Bryan] Yeah, they can pinch you
with those claws and then their tail...
They can also pinch you with your tail.
With their tail.
- Really?
- [Bryan] Yeah, so you gotta be careful
with 'em, okay?
- And they open their tail?
- [Bryan] Yeah.
(xylophone music)
(Oliver mumbles)
- What is that?
- I don't know.
- [Bryan] Why this is the amazing substance
known as unicorn poop!
- The actual unicorn poop?
- Unicorn poop is a thing, you guys.
People love unicorn poop.
We've done other unicorn poop things
on our channel.
Check the I-Cart in the corner
if you guys wanna watch those videos.
I don't know why,
but unicorn poop is actually a thing.
On the package, it says,
"Rare and wondrous, your unicorn poop can melt,
"stretch, and bounce!
"Marvel at its magical glory."
- Says "magical!"
You think it's magic? - [Bryan] We love playing
with unicorn things, you guys.
So, feel it.
What's it feel like?
- [Missy] Ooh! - [Bryan] Whoa, it's squishy!
- Yeah!
- Ooh, it feels weird.
- [Bryan] It feels really weird.
So it's like pink and sparkly.
(Fin squeals)
- Ooh, it's so weird huh!
- [Bryan] Touch it, Fin!
Here, we can put 'em all together too.
What do you think about that, Fin?
He's like freaking out. - Eeew, is that poop?
- [Bryan] Unicorn poop!
(children laughing)
- Don't put it on my hair!
- [Bryan] Feel it though, Ollie!
Isn't it cool?
- It's really cool and squishy.
- [Bryan] Yeah.
- Oh my gosh,
it's stickin' out! - Ew,
don't put it on your head!
- [Bryan] You got unicorn poop on your head!
(laughing) - Let's see if it bounces.
Ready?
- [Bryan] Whoa!
It actually does bounce.
- Wow!
- [Bryan] Whoa!
(Fin yelling)
- [Bryan] Check this out, you guys.
It's like, kind of like slime,
but it's like fluffy and it's like plastic-y.
I dunno, you think this is actually
what unicorns poop, Ollie?
- Yeah!
- [Bryan] Yeah?
Squish it all together! - [Missy] Whoa!
(children squealing)
Here, Ollie. - [Bryan] That's so cool!
- Don't eat it!
(Bryan laughing)
- [Bryan] What do you think about that Fin?
(Fin squeals) - I'm afraid Fin is gonna
think his own poop is this fun.
- [Bryan] Yeah, I know and then he'll wanna play
with it?
(laughing) Fin is like so grossed out by it!
It says that it's really stretchy.
You wanna try and stretch it?
- Yeah. - 'Kay, watch this.
(Bryan and Oliver gasping)
Ooh ho ho ho!
(Bryan and Missy screaming)
- [Bryan] It's on your head!
- Yuck!
- [Missy] (laughing) Ew.
- Isn't that so cool?
- [Missy] Put it on Fin!
- [Oliver] Hey! I want to. - Ahh!
You got unicorn poop on you!
(laughing) He's like so annoyed.
He's like, "You don't do that Daddy."
- [Missy] (laughing) He thinks it's real poop.
- [Oliver] Could I smell it?
- Smell it!
- Ew! - Does it smell
like candy?
Smells like candy.
Yeah, let's try and bounce it really really far.
You ready?
'Kay, watch this.
Whoo! - [Missy] Whoa!
Whoa. - That's pretty cool.
Let's see if it'll stick to the wall
when we throw it.
Ready?
- [Missy] Oh jeez. (laughing) Oh jeez.
- So look, it actually broke apart!
Stick your fingers in it, Ollie.
- [Missy] Eek! (laughing)
- [Bryan] Whoa!
- [Missy] Cover your whole hand in it.
- [Bryan] Cover your whole hand.
There you go.
Whoa!
Isn't that cool?
- I can't wait to get out!
Ahh!
Ice! Ice!
- [Bryan] What do you have on you?
- I got ice on me!
- [Missy] Ice?! - [Bryan] No!
That's unicorn poop, dude!
- Yeah, it kind of looks like ice.
- (laughing) It looks like your hand's frozen
in pink ice?
Let me see it.
High five.
Yeah! (laughing)
- [Bryan] Isn't that neat?
- Yeah, I'm covered.
- [Bryan] Do you like unicorn poop?
- Yeah.
- Look it, I can twist it.
Get it to look like actual
unicorn poop. - [Missy] That actually looks
like poop. - But like if you leave it
still for too long, look,
it starts like melting. - [Missy] It just melts.
- On your hand, look at it move.
Hang on, watch.
Look at it. - [Missy] Wow.
- Isn't that cool? - [Missy] It's so fun!
I wonder if people
can actually make this stuff on...
I'm sure they can.
- Like a DIY slime thing? - [Missy] Yeah,
'cause this is so different slime than like,
what my sister usually makes. - You wanna cover your hand?
(soft music)
- [Bryan] Oh my gosh.
- [Missy] That looks awesome.
- [Bryan] That looks incredible, babe.
- [Missy] Don't touch! - [Bryan] And look at it melt!
Look at it melt!
Look at that!
That is so cool!
- [Missy] Ollie, don't touch it!
That looks so cool.
(laughing)
- [Bryan] You trying to eat it?
Don't eat it!
- [Missy] Eew!
- [Bryan] What's it taste like?
- It tastes like strawberries!
'Cause that's what unicorn poop is.
(giggling)
(upbeat music)
- [Bryan] It's so fun!
And then look at it melted.
Oh my gosh. - It actually looks like poop.
Ollie, it's poop!
Take a lick.
(laughing)
- I love finding cool, weird toys like this
that the boys can play with and it kinda like
forces them to like experiment with it.
And of course, we like doing unicorn stuff,
so if you guys wanna see lots more unicorn stuff,
be sure to check out the I-Cart
in the corner of the screen.
- Watch out. - [Bryan] Ollie,
do you love unicorns?
- Mhmm.
- Here, let me see that hand.
The other hand.
- [Bryan] Cover those hands up! (laughing)
Show me your hands, dude.
(laughs) That's so neat.
- Oh gosh, don't
stick 'em together. - [Bryan] Oh yeah,
stick 'em together!
Stick 'em together and see if you can squish 'em.
- (groans) Oh, look at that bubble!
- [Bryan] Can you pull 'em apart?
Are they stuck together?
There you go! - Whoa!
- [Bryan] (laughing) That's so cool!
(Bryan and Missy laugh)
Whoa!
(light music)
(classical piano)
- Why yes, my son is a virtuoso.
Do you think he should try out
for America's Got Talent?
(laughing)
Keep playing Ollie, you're doing so good!
Ooh.
(Bev laughing)
The drama even! (laughing)
- [Bev] So good.
- [Bryan] You're so good, Ollie.
- I face you!
- [Bev] One handed.
- [Bryan] One handed, wow!
Babe, he's so good at piano!
- I know!
(discordant playing)
- Wow.
(applause) Whoo!
Good job, buddy!
High five!
(laughs)
Hey Ollie, do you wanna learn
to play piano for real?
Would that be cool?
Yeah?
Hey Ollie, what you eatin'?
- They're cars.
- [Bryan] They're Cars Goldfish?
- Mhmm!
- [Bryan] Yeah! That's so cool.
- Do you wanna try one?
- Yeah, I wanna try one.
(munching) Mmm!
- They taste like sprinkles or something.
- Yeah! Me and my sister found these Goldfish.
It's so cute.
They have regular Goldfish,
and then they have little, uh, Lightning McQueens.
And we opened the bag, and Ollie was like,
"Where's Mater?"
(laughing)
By the way, in case you guys didn't see
our giant doughnut unicorn pool party,
we had a couple little of balloons
called Air Swimmers,
and they have been stuck
in our ceiling forever now.
Look at that.
That is a shark Air Swimmer.
It's been up there since the party,
and I don't know if it's coming down
anytime soon.
All the little balloons,
like they've been slowly coming down.
But that one is like pretty much up there still,
so we basically have like a shark.
There's a shark, dude!
- Mhmm.
- [Bryan] It's kinda freaky, huh?
- It might bite you!
- [Bryan] Rawr!
My sister is encouraging Ollie
to eat with his feet.
- Put 'em in your toe!
(laughing)
- [Bryan] What!
You're so silly.
- Alright guys, we are getting ready to leave.
We got the boys all in and we actually--
every time we get in the car, we're like,
"What is that smell?"
It smells so weird.
- I think I found it.
- (gasping) I'm scared.
I'm gonna be honest real quick.
The car has been gone for a few weeks,
'cause it's been worked, being worked on,
so I don't know what is in here.
- [Missy] (gasping) Oh my gosh.
- [Bev] That's so gross.
- [Missy and Bryan] That is meat.
- [Missy] That is...
I've been wanting to make spaghetti.
Should I use this? (laughing)
Oh my gosh, that stinks so bad.
Is there anymore?
- It's like a whole bunch of groceries got lost.
- Oh my gosh!
I bought bananas!
I got bananas and then I was like,
"Well, where are my bananas?"
- Here's the bananas.
- [Missy] Ew!
- Luckily, nothing's like in the
ground of the car. - Look if there's more.
- [Missy] Yeah, is there more?
- [Bev] 'Cause that smell has not
been going away. - It's so gross!
It is so gross.
- That seems like it's it.
- We just had the car cleaned too.
They didn't see the rotten meat and bananas
in here?
- That's disgusting.
We are disgusting people. - Oh my god.
We're not disgusting.
We just forgot.
- We should not be allowed to have cars.
- At least it's not like, you know like,
an old meal.
Like it's clearly, we just--
it fell out of the bag,
obviously. - Ugh, it's so gross.
- That's the thing.
It's not even like an entire bag.
It fell out of the grocery bag
before it went in, so... (gasp)
That is so gross!
Alright, hopefully (Fin crying)
this car starts smelling good.
- We're shopping at Target.
Look at all the chips.
- [Missy] Which one's your favorite chip, Ollie?
- [Oliver] Those are my favorite.
Look at drinks.
- [Missy] Which one do you want?
Ooh, look at this one!
- [Oliver] Captain America apple juice?
- [Missy] Yeah.
Alright, we want this one?
And Fin, which one do you want?
You want Anna?
Anna?
Oh, he's drinking it,
so I guess we should get it.
Alright, Fin got his snack.
He got a Care Bear,
and he also picked out this little blueberry
and apple snack.
I think he likes it.
He's going back and forth on it.
So, we just got home,
and I have to run down to check the mail,
and I thought I'd tell these pups
what we're doing 'cause they get so excited
when I say the word.
Ready?
Go get in the Polaris!
He knows exactly where the Polaris is.
I'm gonna get so confused how to get in there.
Alright, we're all in!
And let's go!
(Oliver screaming)
(light music)
We are out.
Out, exploring.
We found this cool little driveway, pathway.
We live in such a cool area,
and there's some really cool like wildlife.
We always are seeing rabbits.
Holy moly, something huge dug up that hole.
What in the world?
That's a huge cave.
Do you see that hole?
It goes down deep!
- [Oliver] Yeah!
- [Missy] Uh yeah, look at that.
It's like legit, like a cave.
Alright, Ollie.
Ollie's hoppin' out to grab
that treasure box out here.
(light music)
- Oh, it's heavy!
- [Missy] Oh, is it heavy?
Good job, bud.
Okay, go get in.
We just had a delicious dinner.
We are now ending our night with s'mores!
We got the fire going.
We got some s'mores,
and we're havin' a little night time swim.
These boys are having some fun.
Ollie might be skinny dipping,
so he has to stay right there.
(laughing)
But anyways, we had a fun day.
Fin's already asleep.
He had another nap strike today,
so he didn't like nap at all,
so he was so super duper tired,
so he is asleep.
Make sure you give this video a big thumbs up
if you enjoyed it,
and we'll see you guys tomorrow!
Ollie, come here!
- Bye!
(light music)