- Hey. - Hey, great, you're home.
Guess what Phoebe got me for Christmas?
[cymbal crash]
- Drums? - No, drums!
Hi, could we get two burritos to go, please?
[laughing]
I'm sorry, but not that sorry
because you don't have to live with it.
Uh, we have a reservation under the name Chandler Bing.
Oh, okay, we'll have a table for you in about 45 minutes.
Forty five minutes?
We have tickets to "The Music Man" at 8:00.
I'm sorry. Christmas is a very busy time, sir.
Is this because of the burrito thing?
You need to give him money.
Give him money? It was a joke.
No, to get a table.
Places like this are always shaking you down.
Everybody wants a payoff.
Alright, calm down, O'Malley.
I'll slip him some money.
Alright, but you've got to be smooth about it.
Hey, I can be smooth.
Listen, we're in a little bit of a hurry, so if you could
get us a table a little quicker, I'd appreciate it.
- Of course, sir. - Okay.
How'd it go?
Had the money in the wrong hand.
Woo..
[laughing]
Hey, ugh, you don't feel
like you're going to throw up, do you?
- No. - Well, I do, so let's..
So, Ben, you, uh..
...you know what holiday is coming up, don't ya?
Christmas.
Yeah, and you know what
other holiday is coming up?
Christmas Eve.
Yes, but also..
Hanukkah.
See, you're part Jewish
and-and Hanukkah is a Jewish holiday.
Santa has reindeers that can fly.
Right, uh, but on Hanukkah..
Hanukkah is the celebration of a miracle.
See, years and years ago
there were these people called the Maccabees.
♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells.. ♪♪
Okay. Th-That's right, yes, but on Hanukkah, we sing, uh..
♪ Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay ♪♪
♪ Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer.. ♪♪
Okay, it's not a contest.
When is Santa coming?
Well, how about this year, instead of Santa
we have fun celebrating Hanukkah?
No Santa?
Was I bad?
No. Oh, no, no.
Hey, you weren't bad.
You've been very good, Ben.
Santa's mad at me.
Hey, hey. Come on.
Ben, Santa is not mad at you, okay?
Hey, you're-you're his favorite little guy.
So Santa's coming?
Yes.
Santa's coming.
It's easy. Just keep it casual.
Give him a kind word, shake his hand and give him the money.
How do you know so much about this?
I don't know.
Richard used to do it, didn't he?
We'd be eating our soup right now.
Moustache bastard.
Okay, those people just left.
Come on. Quick, give him the money.
We'll get their table.
Excuse me.
We're in a bit of a hurry, uh, can we..
Ah-h, ha-ha-ha.
[off-tone drumbeats]
Ha!
So you like the drums.
- That's, that's great. - 'Oh-h.'
You know, I was worried that you know, they would create
maybe an unbearable living situation
but...okay, well, apparently not, so, yay!
Hey, hey, Phoebs, check it out.
We already learned a song. Ready?
One, two, three, four.
(in unison) Tequila!
That's fun.