Hello and welcome to my kitchen floor. I always tend to wear this shirt when I sit on the floor. It's definitely planned...
It's not planned. Let me just explain what I'm doing for a second.
Basically, I've wanted a monstera plan ever since I've moved into my own apartment. I love them.
They're also called the Swiss cheese plant. I think they're so special looking and they're very like
rainforesty. My original idea when I first moved into my apartment was I really wanted my apartment to look like
a Botanists apartment, and so I bought as many house plants as possible, but this is the one I've always wanted
And I finally found a way to get 'em. I bought this plant on Amazon
I bought it online. It came in a box into my house. I'll show you the footage of me unpacking it
Hello
Hiii Wow
You do your thing, babe. Wild, right? so crazy, but here he is he's beautiful, and he has Swiss cheese leaves and
I love him so much
I also bought this pot for him
Something they do not tell you when you become an adult is that, pot plants? plant pots? pot plants? I don't smoke
plants
Plants for your pots
Are very very expensive. Being a kid, you just use some of the
Pots that your family has collected over the years because like everyone kind of has like a few plant pots here and there
But they're really expensive if you want like a good ceramic plant pot that's actually gonna last
'cause terracotta just breaks in like a couple months. Anyways, this is the pot that I got I love it so much
It's very mid-century modern, and it also came in a box through Etsy. Support small businesses!
But I wanted to repot him because I want him to be gigantic.
I want him to be the largest Swiss cheese plant ever of all time
And I know that I need to repot him if I wanted to be healthy and happy
I have no clue why I'm filming this.
I just thought that I would. I have literally no plans for this video, have no idea what I'm going to talk about,
I'm really just gonna ramble so if you don't want to hear me talk
then don't watch this video because that's
basically all I'm gonna do other than put this into this pot with this dirt. This video,
It's specifically for my beautiful amount of viewers who just like to hear talking in the background of their lives.
You know 'cause sometimes what I'm like studying. I just want to hear noise. That's why I always go to cafés.
I'm explaining this too much. Let's plant this pot. Here's my dirt. First things first,
We gotta get some dirt in this. This pot is so cute, and I love it so much. Hey dude.
I also bought this bag of mulch on Amazon. You can buy so many strange things on Amazon. You can buy live
Ladybugs, you can buy plants that are living and come in boxes with styrofoam. Anyways,
I feel so bad for the amazon man who had to bring this up my stairs. First cup...
There you go. I'm actually so excited about this though. It's stupid, how excited I am.
I really freaking love house plants and every time I get a new one I feel like my apartment just gets happier and happier
A lot of you guys always comment that you kill your plants
I don't really know what I do that is any different than other people's house plants.
I think a big problem with people is over watering and
just forgetting to water. When you first get a plant you're like oh my god, It's so adorable
I'm gonna attend to it all the time, but then you overwater it
and it just immediately dies. If you water your plant every single day and it's like in a big pot with like not proper draining
It's gonna die because the roots get all mucked up, and they can't breathe and they're just that it's just gonna die,
That's just what's gonna happen. Especially if you have succulents, do not water your succulents every day
They're all gonna die. Unless theres like incredible drainage in that dirt
I water my plants like once a week, and I don't water them to much. Depends
what plant though 'cause some plants can survive in like 100% water like this plant for example is literally just in water
That's a pothos.
Pothos are super easy to take care of and they're really cute and to get gigantic because I have another one in my main room
I'm doing this in my kitchen because I know it's gonna get super dirty when I try to actually
Get that into here, and my kitchen has hardwood floors. Which is nice. So I can just sweep it all up when it's done
I'm all over the place that is enough dirt at the bottom, I think Lets check
Get off me bruh
What? oh, no not at all. What the heck. Gee Wiz. This pot is so much larger than I expected
He's gonna live forever. Today I'm going to Six Flags Magic Mountain. I'm so freakin excited. Last week
I went to Universal Studios with Jesse and my friend Maggie, and I finally got to see Harry Potter World.
It was the best thing ever but I'm still really craving
Going on like a really extreme roller coaster and Universal doesn't really have like anything that crazy
So I'm going to Six Flags today after this video is filmed and after Maggie gets out of class
I loved Harry Potter so much growing up
I've actually only read four of the books and that probably really surprises you. It wasn't my decision to only read four of the books.
I was raised extremely religiously and my parents did not let me read them, so I'd have to read them in secret
I'd like be able to get to like three or four without them finding out. Then they'd take 'em away. Basically if you're extremely
religious, your parents get really mad at you if you read books about witchcraft. But I love Harry Potter so much
and I didn't deserve that and it ruined my childhood.
I forgive my parents for not letting me read Harry Potter, but at least I got to read four of them
And I love 'em so much. I think all of y'all expect me to be a Hufflepuff, but I am NOT a Hufflepuff
I am really hurt by everyone thinking that I'm a Hufflepuff. No offense to Hufflepuffs,
they're very cute and sweet and their main trait is loyalty which is like a great trait to have but I
am a Gryffindor. In fact, I'm not even just a Gryffindor. I'm actually exactly like Harry Potter
I've taken the test three times, and I've got a Gryffindor two times
But I've actually gotten Slytherin the other time and I think that surprises a lot of people
But ambition is, absolutely, one of the biggest things in my life. If I didn't have ambition, I wouldn't have done anything.
I would have just stayed in my home town and got married and had 45 kids. There's nothing wrong with that though.
We love children. Let's see. Are you full enough now?
Ah yes, you are. Woo. Harry Potter World was so magical,
just as magical as I expected it to be. I think if I were a wizard, I would totally be a mudblood.
I kind of feel like a mudblood in like my talents sense. None of my family is musical.
None of my family is artistic. They are all very like science and math and I'm just
The kid who does everything and whenever like I'm in meetings and stuff people ask me like
Oh, how did you get in music like are your parents musicians or something because that's like a pretty common thing, apparently, but I'm like
no, I
come from a family of
managers and consultants
And I'm just the weird one. So Hermione I get you. Mud bloods should not be an insult. Freakin Draco big head Malfoy.
Okay, we're gonna actually try to tip this boy into here now. Don't know how I'm gonna do this
Hello? Eh. Um. Uh
Okay, okay, you know at first we're gonna squish the pot. That way, it gets disconnected from the sides
Oh, yeah, my nail look at my nail. Can you see my mail?
I only had my thumb painted right now because I was really excited because I was at a store and I saw mood changing
nail polish and I was like that's crazy. that can't be real and turns out
It's not that real
It really only changes color if your thumb is like really hot like if it's like on fire or something, but other than that
It's normally just this color in fact
Lemme check. Imma show y'all how hot your thumb has to get for this to actually change colors
So this is my thumb right now.
Can you see that tiny speck in the corner, that's like slightly more turquoise, that's it that's literally it
You let me down. What were we doing again?
Oh, yeah
We were smushing. Truly have no idea how I'm gonna do this. Please don't die as I'm trying to transfer you cause
that would break my freakin heart!
Yes, yes that worked so well. You sit in there. God bless. I'm so glad that actually worked
I was so scared and now I'm just like loosen the dirt around him. He's kind of suffocating.
Is he kind of lopsided? Is that just me?
I've been a very busy boy
School is in full swing. It is midterms week.
So like me and all my friends are constantly in cafes and doing stuff. I packed. This is a random side note
I think my love for planting things grew very largely by my favorite book of all time.
Which is the book: Because of Winn-dixie. I love that book so much. I related to it so much growing up.
and one of the characters in it, miss Gloria Dump, she
is a gardener, and she's very good at it, and whenever she's having bad thoughts,
she just plants some plants and then before she knew it she was surrounded by plants.
And I relate a lot to that I really love planting and I love taking care of them, Its like a fun process for me
I really miss having a yard. I think if I ever lived in a house,
I would totally be one of those people who like takes way too good care of their garden
I would have all the plants
but I don't know if I'll ever be able to afford to having a house in LA. Houses are for the rich and
everything else is
for the rest of the world. I've been having a lot of fun in school lately. I really
feel so much like a college student
I wake up in the morning and I go to a cafe and I work and then I eat with my friends
And then we all go together and we work and we work and we work and we work. And it's like,
It's just so much fun. I feel so lucky to be able to have like the best of both worlds.
I get to be like a normal college student
But at the same time I get to do incredible things that most people my age
Don't really get to do. When I'm feeling sick of the industry,
I just go back to being a college student. When I'm getting sick of being a college student, I just go back to working.
Apparently this plant creates fruit and the fruit tastes like pineapple. That's news to me
I doubt it'll ever fruit while its living in my apartment though because that's kind of crazy. I think it'd have to be like gigantic.
I think we're all done here. Let's go bring him over to the spot in that room that is made for him.
Here we come. Lets see.
I believe we're all done here. Here's my new plant. It's time for the obligatory first water. There you go
That is all I have for you today
I hope you enjoyed watching me plant my plant and talk about
Seven million different topics. I feel really good. The more I live in this apartment,
the better I feel in it. And the more I live in the city, the better I feel in the city. And the more time
I spend with my friends, the happier I feel. I'm actually really really happy right now, and I feel
Happier than I've been in a very long time so yay. I have one painted thumb. With that, I am going to go.
Thank you so much for watching this video. I hope that it gave
You good noise while you're studying, and I'll see you in a couple days with a brand new video. God bless and goodbye