Fear not, small box! I will save you!
Let's get you back home where you belong.
Container Cat to the rescue!
Stop citizen! Stay where you are!
Yes, I'm talking to you.
You! The one on the other side of the screen!
Hello?!
I hope you're not gonna cause any trouble,
because it's my duty to defend and protect against any evildoers.
They call me Container Cat.
OK, fine. My real name is Oliver.
But you cannot tell anyone that, because Oliver is just my secret identity.
I'm a superhero!
I fight the crime, and the bad guys do the time.
What crime is that?
Crimes against containers.
Don't look at me like that.
Containers deserve to feel safe, too, you know!
It's a very important job.
I look for any container in danger, and if they need a rescue,
I'm there in a flash! Like lightning!
HI-YA!
POW! POW! MEOW!
BOOM BABY!
Must save container!
And like every great superhero,
I've even got my own origin story, because I wasn't always Container Cat.
Not long ago, I was living outside
underneath a bush, all by myself.
OK, pause!
How cute of a kitten was I? I mean, for real.
Look at that. OK, let's continue.
I was actually pretty sick, and there was no one around to take care of me.
I needed a hero.
Luckily, my super mom swooped in and rescued me.
It was like I was her protege...her sidekick!
But once I was a healthy kitty, I knew exactly what I was meant to do:
become a superhero!
And that's when my super training began.
But you're probably wondering where the containers come in...
Well, when my super mom rescued me,
I became a part of a big family,
filled with dogs and birds and even some other cats!
Which you’d think would be great,
but no one in the house wanted to be my friend.
They just didn't get me, you know?
And once again, I was all by myself.
Dark, brooding, very cool and dark and brooding.
Until I met...
containers!
And my world was changed forever...again!
Containers became my best friends.
No, Mom! No touchy!
These empty containers fill my heart.
Now I've made it my mission to rescue and befriend all containers in the house,
and someday, the world.
Honestly, you'd be surprised.
There's a lot of containers that need saving —
Did you hear that?!
That was the container call!
That means a container needs my help!
Oh my bin!
What happened here?
Where did all these containers come from?
Are you OK?!
Who did this to you?!
Was it her?!
You fiend! Get out!
Are you hurt? What did she do to you?
Oh now, my little clear boxes of wonder,
don't you worry!
Container Cat is here to help!
I will get you all home safe and sound.
You sure came by on a good day, citizen.
You really got to see me in action.
Now it's time for me to get back to work.
But before I leave,
always remember: A container in need is a friend indeed.
Or something like that.
I don't know!
I'm still working on the whole catch phrase thing!
Anyways!
Container Cat, away!
Oh, hey, that's a pretty good one. Someone write it down!
Who's got an opposable thumb?! Anyone?!