-[making babbling sounds]
[ringtone chiming] Hey.
Keep it down, Captain Inconsiderate.
-(Grandpa Lemon) Special Agent Orange, do you copy?
-Ehh, not really.
I prefer my scanner. [laughs]
-Can the chatter, agent.
This is Grand Poobah Lemon of the Anti-Villain League:
Produce Division.
Seems we've got a mission that's right up your alley.
A dastardly new villainous fruit has stolen the world-famous
Leaning Tower of Pizza. -Whoa!
That thing's worth a ton of "dough." [laughs]
-To thwart this mastermind,
we need an agent that can think like a fruit,
and, well, you're close enough. Any questions?
-Ooh, ooh! -No? Oh, that's great!
Gotta run. Toodle-oo.
-Well, it looks like Operation Fruit Punch is a go.
Activate airplane mode.
[machinery whirring]
-[Italian accent]: Mama mia!
Why would anyone want to steal me?
-That's just what you do when you're Pearasite,
the greatest supervillain of all time!
-And they say I'm-a cheesy.
-Ah, pipe down, doughboy.
Man, everybody's a critic.
-(Orange) Did Mr. Pizza hit a "sauce" spot?
-Huh?!
Special Agent Orange? How did you get into my safe house?
-Doy. I'm handsome and good-looking.
It's a winning "combination." [laughs]
Get it? Combination?
-And that's what I get for asking.
-All right, you super suck-up.
Hand over the pizza and I promise to go easy on ya.
-[emotionless]: Oh no. You've got me now.
Whatever will I do?
-Um... is that trick question? -Pretty much.
[growling]
-Uh-oh. Looks like someone could use a little antifreeze.
[laughs]
-Prepare to have your rind roasted, Orange.
No one can resist the Pearasite!
-Yeesh. Talk about superior fire power.
[strains]
-[grunts with impact] -Whoa!
Talk about a peel-out. [laughs]
-Seriously, who threw that?
[dramatic music plays]
-Oh, yeah. Supervillain team-up in da house.
[ceiling shatters] -Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa. Team-up?
You said we were just carpooling.
-Whatever. Now hand over the pizza and nobody gets hurt.
-What?! You can't just show up and rob me.
Who do you think you are?
-Hello. We're supervillains. Deal with it.
-[growls in frustration] That's it.
Monions, attack.
-Monion? What the heck is a mo--
[screaming] Get 'em off! Get 'em off!
-[Midget Apple groans]
Never send a monkey to do a robot's work.
[laser fires]
-[laughs evilly]
-[grunting and crying out]
-Hey! Hey, Mighty Midget Mecha Man,
need a "little" help? [laughs]
-[grunting]
-Wuh-oh. That's dangerously ironic.
-Isn't it, now? Tell me, Special Agent Orange,
any famous last words? -Ooh-ooh!
Fourscore and seven years ago...
-[groans] Forget it. Moving on.
-Hey! Hey, Pear!
Hey, Pear! Hey! Hey, Pear.
-[annoyed]: What? What is it now?
-Oh. Well, I was just gonna say...
Marshminions. -What?
[marshminions cheering]
Aah! Hey. My monions-- where are they going?
-Yeesh. What a bunch of little stinkers.
[laughs] -This isn't over yet.
Get ready for some Pearasite power.
[growling]
-(marshminions) Yay! -What? No!!
Aw, my brilliant scheme, foiled.
-Brilliant? Pbbsh. Someone's got high self-esteem.
-Seriously. I guess he didn't "shrink" it through. [chuckles]
-Aw, shut up, already.
-Well, we can't all be as cool as me.
Not only did I bag three bad guys,
I saved the Leaning Tower of...
Hey. What happened to old pizza face?
[record scratches] -Don't look at me.
-Don't look at me. -Don't look at me.
-[coughing]: Why-a me?
-Hello.
[smooching]
-[speaking gibberish]
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[whooshes off]
[laughs] Knife!