- We've been here now two weeks.
- Mm-hm.
- Every time I'm like doing something exciting
in the back of my head, I'm like,
oh, this is all gonna be over soon.
And it makes me sad. - Aw.
But I'm glad you're enjoying yourself here.
So it means we can come back.
- I love it.
- Right now it's the full bloom of the sakura.
So today let's go hunting for them.
- That's why he is wearing pink.
- Boom.
- The other day we were having dinner with Max' friend
and he owns like a hair removal salon
and he told me that I should remove my hair.
and I never realized that I had a hair on my arms.
- This is no hair, this is hair buddy.
- But you can see the baby hairs.
You see - Who cares?
I love you with your fur coat.
- There you go, one for you, one for me.
- That's how much I spent, and that's how much Max spent.
- [Max] 'Cause I ordered for you.
I ordered for you.
This is your plate, final two, they're going in my belly.
They're going straight to your boobs.
I'll do it like a real Japanese.
(Max mumbling)
- (Yos repeating wa, wa, wa) - It was wasabi in there.
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- [Max] What are they? I don't know.
- I have no idea.
- [Max] Hope you're not allergic to it.
- I see balls, I gotta have it.
- Balls. - Sweet balls.
- Big balls. Big balls are the best balls, MaxandYos.com.
Although our balls are not that big.
- Is it like a mochi? - It is a mochi.
Mm, the texture.
- Mm, all these sweet balls.
- There are hoards of people right now
trying to get into Yoyogi Park
because it's the one day of the week
that it's not gonna be rainy.
So everyone's gonna come here to see a sakura
because a sakura basically only blooms for about a week.
- [Max] And right now they're in full bloom.
- Ooh it's so pretty. - Check it out.
- It's so pink. - I'm pink.
- You know what else is pink? Okay, we need to stop.
- Your bleached butt hole. - Exactly.
- There are white sakuras, pink sakuras,
Asian bottoms, Black bottoms.
Before coming here, I knew the obsession was real,
but I didn't really get it.
But being here surrounded by all these trees
it is absolutely stunning, like you're in dreamland.
- I feel the same way when I'm surrounded
by all those Asian twins, kidding?
- He's not kidding, Max in Canada, he literally just walks
with like a straight face, Max in Japan.
- Yeah, sure. - I'm not even joking.
- Oh wait, look at this guy.
- Everyone's hypnotized by sakura, it's like being in love.
- [Max] Pretty, I mean the cherry blossoms, no, you too.
- Go suck a dick.
- [Max] Let's get you harajaku boy.
- Get out, yeah. - Are you harajaku girl?
- Yes, you wanna see?
We got chopsticks, stickers, mirror and a key chain.
- [Max] I'm married to a toddler. Am I not?
- My mom used to let my sisters like go ham at Sanrio stores
and buy all the Hello Kitty items she wants
but she never let me buy anything, so.
- She wouldn't let you buy
because she knew how much of a fruit you'll turn to be.
This one's cool.
And what is it? Oh.
It's so crowded, it's so tight. The way I like it.
You got the goods?
Hmm? You gotta look at me in the eye
when you pop that in your mouth, eye contact, Yos>
Ah, mm.
Have you ever wanted to be
one of the villain in the "Power Ranger?"
That's your chance.
We're gonna get this.
It's a rainbow hat.
Oh, it's not a condom? - Sure.
- It's magical hat.
- The biggest baby in Harajuku Street.
We're both still like very convinced
that we're gonna bring home a puppy, but the chance is slim.
- Maybe we bring Brutus a little brother, maybe.
- We were jet lagged for so long
that we didn't really enjoy the nightlife.
Well, Max did, not me.
- I enjoyed a little too much the nightlife
- He stayed up till like six in the morning
two weeks in a row, didn't come home.
- Well, I came home with the first train.
That's how it's done here.
You'll experience it for yourself and then you'll know.
- It won't. - Trust me, it will.
- I'm too much of a good boy.
- Plus you're going to Korea, it definitely will.
This is the street food market.
Our clothes gonna smell like smoke like this.
- I know, I can smell it now.
I love the smell so much.
It's like when I dig my nose
into Max's armpit after a good workout.
You know, coming to Japan, I was convinced
that I was in love with Japanese twinks
but I come to realize that after being here,
Japanese businessmen.
- The salarymen. - Yes.
One funny fact that I discovered about Japan
that I was wrong all along.
- Their penis are not pixelated.
It's so small and magical.
This is our friend Hiro
and he is gonna show us the best street food.
- This street very traditional.
- We're gonna try his favorite restaurant.
It better be good. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- [Yos] What's it taste like?
- Hormone, no. - Hormone?
- That melts.
- Oh yeah, he's so cute. - What?
- He's super cute. - Yeah.
- [Max] Yos, are you so full after eating?
What?
Hey guys, cherry blossom. - Hey, hi.
- Come on. - Already.
- Already green. - Yeah.
- [Max] So Yos was cold,
so we're doing drunk shopping right now.
- This is so fashionable.
Okay, let's go. - Let's.
- Oh, this one's really baggy, I look like a bat.
- [Max] (Max laughing) Yes you do, yeah, Batman.
- [Hiro] I think the white is better.
- We're drunk on a Wednesday night
and this is Max getting takoyaki 'cause I'm allergic.
I'm allergic to octopus, but Max can have it.
- You're not allergic to my tentacles.
- I like big boobs. - What?
Mm, mm.
[Hiro] Delicious?
- It's hot, but I love soft balls.
- [Yos] (Yos laughing) Yeah.
- I wish you could have some soft balls with me.
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- Do you know this song?
- My voice is completely wrecked from alcoholism.
Today's a gloomy day in Tokyo.
So we're gonna stay home today
and I'm gonna have like an editing day
because we are here for like 45 days.
I get the privilege of still working, yay.
I wanna just quickly show you guys
everything that I bought in Japan, so far
because shopping has been incredible.
I think I've pretty much showed you guys all like the random
knickknacks that I got from the Sanrio store
but I also got these cosmetic bags.
This one's a cinnamon roll
and I'm just keeping all my dimoo's in there for now.
I'm gonna keep buying a ton of Sanrio stuff
until I feel full, which is never.
And then these two little chopsticks
Pompurin for Max, cinnamoroll for Yos.
This Pochacco stickers, impossible to get in Canada
it even says in the back, not for sale outside of Japan
so, very special, 200 yen.
Gummy candies, also never get tired
of Japanese gummy candies.
Oh my God. (candies rattling)
There was this shop in Harajuku called Kiddy Land
and they sold these kohaku candies
that I've seen all over TikTok.
These ones are called unicorn tears.
It's really hard to describe the texture of this
but it's really crunchy on the outside
and it looks like could be hard, but inside is like a jello.
It's so good.
That was my breakfast by the way, I just woke up.
I will most likely bring this back to Canada
for my friends as souvenirs.
I also got these babies,
coin purse and a mirror and comb set.
Very impractical, it's unnecessarily heavy, but I love it.
Walking around at Shibuya the other day
I found a Nudie jeans shop
and I fancied myself a little gray wide jeans.
I'm really happy with these.
I'm pretty sure these were women's.
They're called the Eileen Jeans and they're very, very wide.
They're probably like my widest pair of jeans.
Max wasn't into it,
but I'm gonna quickly try it on for you guys.
I think at some point, I remember us doing a poll
if you guys preferred me in skinny jeans or baggy jeans.
Most of you guys said skinny jeans and that's how I know
that our viewers are millennials, but they're sick, sick.
Last thing I bought, my biggest purchase of the trip.
It's from Dover Street Market in Ginza.
I've been eyeing this bag for a couple of months
and I didn't know if I was gonna get it
'cause it's quite pricey, but I thought I'm on vacation.
(plastic and leather rustling)
The Loewe elephant bag, stunning, unique, gray and big.
And surprisingly, Max was really into this bag.
He's usually very anti-me shopping, he says no to everything
but this one he was like maybe, so.
He looks like my kid.
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