Ya. Hoo.
- Wow. - Welcome back
to another episode of TwoSet Violin.
Today, we will be reviewing...
Yes.
Some very...
i n t e r e s t i n g
and very...
hmMmMMmmm
sacrilegious.
- Very ding ding questions. - Yes.
Anyway, by the way,
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- Yeah yeah. - I love it. It's so comfortable.
My neck feels warm.
And it always reminds you to...
Let's get into it.
And the response is...
Brett: Ohh.
Was this asked by a violist?
They don't know how to ask a question!
This person goes...
- What?? - The hell is that -
Brett: Oh, my go...
- Bro, this is some full essay about conspiracy theor... - Whoa! Holy—
Oh my god!
Wow.
- Someone doesn't like violinists. What happened? - Yeah! Dude.
Oh my god. They're anonymous as well.
Dude, he's a savage.
- Alright. - There you go.
That's the question for violinists.
I also think yes.
- Yeah. Yes. - Yes.
- I think the answer is to subscribe to TwoSet Violin. - Yes.
Subscribe right now! Accent the like button.
Next question.
That's... great advice.
Bro, that's a crap shop!
- "Tune it, just do it yourself." - "Just do it yourself."
- I didn't tune straight away when I first learned violin. - Oh, definitely not.
- I reckon like, at least... - No, I had my teacher tune my violin
- for like, the first four years? - Yeah, for four, five years. They're like,
"Here."
"Give it to me."
If you know how to do it you can, but...
If you don't know how
- the fine tuners and the pegs work... - Don't, don't.
- Especially the pegs, don't touch the pegs. - The last... Yeah. You're gonna snap your strings.
You're gonna, the bridge is gonna fall over.
The pegs are gonna slip or something,
'cause you have to push it in a bit more.
- The bridge is probably gonna get pulled forward... - Oh yeah, it will be pulled forward.
Yeah, don't do it, if you don't know how.
Let's see what the answers say.
- Exactly what we said! - Exactly!
Oh, I like...
Bro.
- I'm glad someone answered properly in Yahoo. - See?
- Faith in humanity restored. - Oh, thank god.
Did this just say it's harder to tune than the bass?
It's like,
"hELP! I need to know!"
"I've got this piece of metal here, what do I do??"
Bro, as if Yahoo answers can teach you that.
Disclaimer, you need to find a teacher!
How do I build my own rocket and go to the moon?
It's like, you expect a text response to that?
- Thank you! - That's right.
Like this.
- Wait, how do you hold a flute...? - "At an angle."
Dude... Yeah, what the...?
By the way guys, special pocket design for this apparel.
Yeah, look at that. Mmm!
Carry your flute wherever you go.
This is what it's designed for.
When you wanna play, do...
- That's a flute now, apparently. - Yeah.
It's a flute.
- I mean... - It's just that easy.
Yeah, it's just...
That's it. "Purse your lips and blow."
Whoa!
- Dude, I didn't know you could do that. - Yeah.
And then John responds,
- I can't whistle. Can you whistle? - Dude...
Wait.
Oh, dude.
Can't read English anymore.
I think like, my IQ just decreased.
- My IQ is decreasing from reading this. - From Yahoo answers.
It's like...
Going down.
Dude, why is it all roasting flute?
I don't know!
What the f...
- What are they on about? - What does that mean??
Dude, it's called sarcasm!
Dude, I feel like an 8-year-old kid,
- like a 10-year-old kid wrote this. - Yeah.
Image it's like, you're a 20-year-old.
Then, I'm so sorry, but...
You got problems.
Dude, this English is just, mmf.
Dude, we're learning some life wisdom here.
Next question.
Oh, that's good.
Whoa, congratulations.
That's actually impressive.
- It's very impressive. - Dude, can you do that on the horn?
I can't picture that.
Blah blah blah.
I mean, I guess you're good.
- Let's see what the... answers say. - ...the answers say.
Okay.
What a supportive comment section. I love it.
- Anonymous just said "no." - Dude, that's rough.
And it's got two likes?!
I love how, also...
- Jason has his name, the supportive one. - Yeah.
And the ones that are like, "no" are like, anonymous.
- It's always the trash talkers that's anonymous! - It's always...
'Cause they're the ones that would never
- say it to your face. - Yeah.
- 'Cause they know it's not true. - Yeah.
I hope whoever asked this question...
...is a TwoSetter.
If you are, make a post on the Ling Ling subreddit.
- That would be funny to find out. - Yeah! Yeah, that'd be funny.
Oh, imagine who that...
And they can squeak an F.
Yeahhh!
- That would be awesome. - Nice.
- Anyway. Next. - Next one.
- Ooh, okay. - Ooooh!
Before we read the answers, who do you think?
I like Debussy.
Same.
I think the music is more sexy.
Oh, yeah!
Apparently, Brahms looked good when he was young.
But! Apparently Debussy was so good with chicks.
- That, I think that puts it pretty well. What I feel. - Mhmm.
- Like, Brahms is very romantic, but Debussy is sensual. - Yeah.
Yeah, nah. Just listen to Debussy.
- You'll know what I mean. - You guys will get it.
Oh wait there's a...
I have no idea.
I'm so bad with these.
Eddy: Oh my...
That's a good one.
Dude, these guys are so funny.
Dude, they're just troll...
Dude, Yahoo questions is the worst place!
- Dude, that is the worst question - It's so trolls.
and the funniest troll answers.
Piece.
Oh, no.
"I need to..."
"I need to know."
"I NEED to know."
Da na na na na na na.
Da na na na.
Dude, I won't be able to sleep until I find out.
Da na na na na na na na... da.
Na na na?
Da na na na, na na na, da na na. No.
Let's see what the answers are.
Oh, no one's gonna know.
But if it was...
It is Beethoven's....
Die Subscribetotwosetviolin Sonata.
- Dude, there's so many troll answers. - Yeah, you guys are all trolls.
Alright, what's next?
You need help.
- You need Ling Ling in your life. - Yeah.
Nice work.
Yeah! Yeah.
It's true!
Whoa! Practice...
I love that.
That is true!
- Ding ding! - It's all about the habit.
Alright guys, that's it for Yahoo questions.
Remember to go practice!
Comment in the comment section below,
what is this piece?
Song.
Piece. Piece.
- We need to know. - Yeah.
If we don't know, we cannot film new episode.
Yeah.
It goes like this.
Da na na.
Da da dun dun dun...
Da na.
Dun dun... na da.
Da da.
Eddy: Ding ding.