[humming]
♪ Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ♪
♪ SpongeBob Squarepants ♪
♪ Absorbent and yellow and porous is he ♪
♪ SpongeBob Squarepants ♪
♪ If nautical nonsense Be something you wish ♪
♪ SpongeBob Squarepants ♪
♪ Then drop on the deck And flop like a fish ♪
♪ SpongeBob Squarepants ♪
♪ SpongeBob Squarepants SpongeBob Squarepants ♪
♪ SpongeBob Squarepants ♪
♪ Bum, bum, bum ♪
♪ F is for friends who do stuff together ♪
♪ U is for you and me ♪
♪ N is for anywhere and anytime at all Down here in the deep blue sea ♪
♪ F is for fire that burns Down the whole town ♪
♪ U is for uranium bombs ♪
♪ N is for no survivors when you ♪
- Hey uh, that's pretty intense. - Uh-huh.
♪ Bum, bum, bum, bum ♪
♪ F is for frolic Through all the flowers ♪
♪ U is for ukulele ♪
♪ N is for nose-picking, chewing gum And sand-licking here with my best buddy ♪
♪ My best buddy ♪
♪ Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop ♪
♪ Doo-doo, doo ♪
♪ Bop, bop ♪
Eating here was your idea.
I'd like to call this little number, Striped Sweater.
♪ The best time to wear a striped sweater ♪
♪ Is all the time ♪
♪ One with a collar Turtleneck, that's the kind ♪
♪ The best time to wear a striped sweater ♪
♪ Is all the time ♪
♪ One with a collar Turtleneck, that's the kind ♪
♪ Because when you're wearing That one special sweater ♪
[whistling intro theme]
Aha!
Hey!
Okay, that's far enough!
Huh?
Tartar sauce!
[squeaking]
Yee-haw!
Have you seen a Krabby Patty? It's about this tall, and...
Wow, a magic shop.
Are you a magician?
One time, I saw this magician, and he said this thing...
And, anyway, and then he told us,
if you believe in yourself, and with a tiny pinch of magic,
all your dreams can come true.
[screaming]
I can't take it.
Plankton! It's you.
Yes, and after all these years I thought I was the master of torture.
But that, that just wasn't fair.
Here, take the stupid patty, I don't want the secret recipe anyway.
We want patties!
Well the most I can juggle is three, but the show must go on.
Whoa!
[crowd booing]
No!
My career is over. All those years clawing my way up.
All the people I've stepped on, wasted.
Hey, finally!
That's what we've been waiting for.
They seem to like it when I put this patty on the grill.
I may be able to save this act yet.
Roll with it SpongeBob, roll with it.
There's more where that came from folks.
[crowd cheering]
You like that?
It's what we wanted all along.
It's working, but how do I follow it up?
Think on your feet SpongeBob, that's what got you this far.
Buns! It's a stretch...
But we all got to try to push the envelope sometime.
Okay folks, how do you like this?
[crowd cheering]
I'm breaking new ground. Time to get edgy.
We want onions, cheese!
[crowd cheering]
Ready for the grand finale?
Whoopee! Krabby Patties!