- If it's not Reddit or porn, I don't give a [bleep].
- Ah, I wanna put my faith in Game of Thrones
so bad right now.
♪ (8-bit intro) ♪
- "The Higher Lower Game? What gets Googled more?"
- Oh, I've seen these. They show you two things
and you have to guess which one has more Google results.
- This game was actually a lot of fun last time
I played it and it was very surprising, too.
- (FBE) Higher Lower makes a game out of figuring out
how much something is Googled.
You're gonna be given two subjects and you
have to figure out which one is searched more often
based off of average monthly searches.
- I don't know. I feel like it's gonna
be really hard just because sometimes what I Google
is really different than what everyone else Googles.
- I'm just-- literally I can only use
my personal experiences in what's Googled more,
but now I have to be more worldly.
- I remember this game. It's actually a lot harder
than I expected, 'cause it's not just
a specific category of Googled goofy [bleep].
It's like just Googled anything.
- (FBE) So, the way it's gonna work is we're gonna give you
30 minutes to try to get the highest score you can.
- I think with that past experience, I think we can beat it this time.
- I am hoping to at least minimum get ten in a row.
Let's do it.
- Cocker spaniel has half a million
and Nineteen Eighty Four. Probably, I think,
Nineteen Eighty Four has way more 'cause
that's required to read in high school,
maybe it's not anymore, but for me,
when I was in high school, it was.
No, I guess it's not a requirement anymore.
No one's talking about it. "You scored zero.
That's a terrible score." You know what?
I need to start thinking more like an average person.
I feel like I'm going at this more scholarly.
- Oh wow, Lego or Jennifer Lawrence.
I'm gonna say Lego. Yeah, yeah.
If somebody's Googling Jennifer Lawrence
more than Legos, then that doesn't make sense.
Nintendo Wii. Higher.
I was thinking of Nintendo in general.
- The Matrix has 301,000
vs. Burger King. I'm gonna say Burger King
has higher searches.
6.1 million. Let's go.
Okay, Burger King doing good out here.
- So, LAD Bible has 33,000 searches,
but Pokemon Go... This is tough because
Pokemon Go is still a thing, though.
People are still really heavily into it.
My gut's telling me one thing, but my inner brain
is telling me another. Lower.
Holy [bleep]! I only got two there.
- Discrimination has 301,000 average monthly searches.
William Shakespeare has higher or lower.
I feel like all the theater majors are Googling William Shakespeare,
how to do William Shakespeare. Give me a monologue.
I'll go with higher. Okay, okay, I'm good.
Hunger, but see, this can mean
two different things. Are we worrying about hunger
within countries or we're worrying about, "I'm hungry,
can we order some food right now?"
Higher. Oh, never mind.
You scored three. The average score--
I didn't even get to average.
- Oh, Top Gear. Let's go.
This is, they have the old school one,
but Top Gear by far. Top Gear nation, let's go.
It's pretty big, but even though Top Gear
is my favorite show, I'm not gonna be ignorant.
Los Angeles Lakers for sure pretty big up there.
What? What the [bleep]?
I guess it's not the same since Kobe's been gone.
- Lakers has to have higher. Duh, it's the Lak--
yeah. I thought that was gonna have more.
Mick Foley. He looks like he's in
some type of band or something 'cause you see little
stage lights behind him, which makes me think
he's low key famous or maybe high key famous.
I'm really bad with names and faces.
I'm gonna go with higher. Oh, it was lower.
I should have gone with my gut.
Five. Get a score of nine or over,
you would be in the top 10% of players.
- Caitlyn Jenner or FIFA 17.
FIFA 17, baby. For the simple fact
that I'm saying soccer's the most popular sport
in the world. [Bleep].
Samsung's popular. I'm gonna go with my gut
and say less. [Bleep].
(screaming)
- Finding Nemo or Karma.
I'm guessing Finding Nemo is still less.
Karma's bigger than Finding Nemo.
Donnie Darko? I'm gonna go with
Donnie Darko as lower. Wow, okay, fail.
- Aw, Bulldog. That's gotta be more.
Higher. Yes, one million for a bulldog.
Million for bulldog or Churchill? Higher or lower?
That's gotta be higher. That's a historical figure.
I don't know anything.
- Toy Story or Justin Timberlake?
Justin Timberlake is very popular right now
because he just dropped an album.
Yep. Mahjong, lower.
[Bleep] this game!
- Iran vs. Tesco. It looks like a convenience
store or a gas station. But I think Iran wins,
so lower. No, ah [bleep].
- This one has to be higher than electrician,
because the Rose Bowl, you're constantly Google searching
who's playing or what's happening, so that one has to be higher.
No way. Wait, Google's not only
in California, so of course we-- everyone that searches "Rose Bowl"
is probably in California like SoCal.
Electricians are all over the world.
Oh my God, that one got me.
- Jim Carrey or child labor? Jim Carrey.
See, now I feel like it would be Gangnam Style
only because the music video has over a billion views.
It's so Gangnam Style. Bruh.
The video has over a billion views.
How is that not first?
- Heart disease is a top killer in the United States.
I'ma say heart disease is more.
If it's not Reddit or porn, I don't give a [bleep].
- Scabies or the Blue Lagoon? I think Blue Lagoon has lower.
Scabies is like-- medical stuff, people would
search up, "Yo, do I have [bleep] on me or no?"
Archery, low.
- Testicular cancer has 135,000 average monthly searches.
Jay Z. Jay Z has to have more.
Yes, I knew it. A million.
'Cause Jay Z is really popular and also he's married
to literally the queen.
- Coffee beans or the palm islands?
Lower. People like their [bleep] coffee.
Pokemon. Oh, higher, baby.
Higher. Schweppes?
[Bleep] off, Schweppes. Nope, you're nothing
compared to Pokemon, babe.
- XXX or Jeff Bezos. I feel like just 'cause people.
Yeah, okay. Wow, that was significantly
more than I was expecting. Wow!
- Christianity vs. Dior. I'm gonna go with Dior.
Dior has higher searches and I'm right.
'Cause we live in a capitalistic society.
Everyone wants to buy things way more than religion
is talked about.
- Jesus. Monthly searches,
there's a lot of religious people in the world.
I wanna go with higher. I'm gonna go with higher.
Yay!
- Game of Thrones or Teletubbies?
Ah, I wanna put my faith in Game of Thrones
so bad right now. Pick Game of Thrones.
Yeah.
- Guinness beer and stuff? Lower, lower.
Swimming is more important, bro. "I don't know how to swim.
How do I do this [bleep]?" Tommy Cooper?
No one knows who the [bleep] you are.
Donnie Darko, hit that last time.
Let's go, we got 14. One more.
Pans Labyrinth?
15, okay.
- Myspace is for losers. It's the OG.
That's gotta be higher than Photoshop.
Yes, okay. Thank you, Myspace.
Wait, I got it wrong. Never mind.
I thought it said-- I thought this was
600,000, damn it. Why aren't you guys
looking at Myspace?
- Daft Punk and Tom Brady. I know he's a football dude.
I'm gonna go with lower. No!
I'm proud of myself. I did good.
Damn handsome Tom Brady, though.
- Nikolai Andrianov. I've never heard of any
of these people. I'm gonna say
Nikolai Adrianov is higher. Who the [bleep] is he?
Scored in the top ten percent. I feel so good.
- Red Hot Chili Peppers. How fam--
they are just a bunch of [bleep] old dudes at this point.
Higher.
Higher, come on. Queen Bee.
Lower. Scrubs was a great show.
Scrubs or nocturnal animals. The hell's that?
Well, I made 16, baby.
- Football? Bro, my [bleep]
all the way up, okay. Dubai?
Lower, dude. Lower.
People don't got money to spend. Yo, where's my marketing degree
right here? Let's [bleep] go.
- Patriots. That was an easy one.
Paragliding. Patriots.
On a roll!
- Hurricane Irma? That [bleep] was crazy.
Okay, it was. All right.
The Salvation Army? We're not that good of people.
The dress? Higher.
Green Peace? [Bleep].
No, that was so close.
- I don't know how famous this person is,
but I'ma say higher. [Bleep].
I was doing so well! Your boy quadrupled
his score. Let's go!
- It's hard. It's harder than I thought.
- [Bleep] this game. I don't wanna play it anymore.
This game is a rage inducing game, and I've played
rage inducing games and none of them
have hit me like this game.
- I feel like a champion right now.
You can't think too much. You gotta hit that intuition.
Become water, flow. That's it.
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- Hey everybody, Derek here from the React Channel.
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