She's Suspicious
Hi, Tori!
My brother locked me in the closet, so I'm really bored.
And I just wanna know what you guys are doing
That's
So disrespectful.
Oh, well.
Becks Aunt called him and asked him to take her dog
to some animal hospital, and we're on our way to pick him up.
Oh, fun.
Where's his animal hospital?
Sherman Oaks.
Sherman Oaks. It's so cool off.
Oh, here comes my brother.
You're all a bunch of negative nancies. Whining willies.
Depressing Darnell's
18 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:47,672 Oh, I know an old man named Parnell.
His wife says things to him like, Hey, Parnell, want to eat some pancakes
on a rocket ship?
Nobody ever knows what you're talking about.
You have man breath.
Oh, hey.
What? What?
Would you calm down?
Sorry, I'm just freaking a little.
There is nothing to worry about,
you guys.
I was getting in the costume, and I dropped my bra on the toilet.
Nothing to worry about.
I don't talk like that.
What I want to know is what
part of the chicken nuggets come from.
Can someone tell me this, please?
I mean, where's the wacky farm that raises nugget chickens?
Hilarious observations.
Please come in.
And don't get me started on airplane food.
I noticed that you are a stand up comedienne.
Where's the beef?
I am a police officer.
Would you like to join me in a handful of Raisin Bran?
What's the deal with Raisin brand?
Is it raisins? Is it Bran?
I want to know.
Oh, ladies, please.
It's not about the raisins or the brand.
It's about the future and living your dreams and never letting go.
Oh, I think I'm gonna have a baby.
Why did I just run that marathon?
You'd really find me someone to put up the money to produce my play.
I meant that. Hey,
did she not say it shouldn't be that hard
to find someone to put up the money.
So you'll do that, right?
Sure.
Good.
You're really going to let your screech box of a sister sing with us?
The guys are going to keep her mic turned off.
Oh, that's swell news.
I don't talk like that.
And then I'm going to do some juggling, and then I'm going to sing a song
from my favorite musical, Baby you got 90 seconds.
And it's a five minute audition. Action!
Just marry me.
Well, I'm supposed to marry somebody else. You know, you don't want to be with them.
I don't know what I want to do more.
I think you do know why you always complicate my life.
I love you Juggling.
So what special skills should I add?
Gymnastics. Martial arts, Skydiving.
Flirtatious hair flipping.
Okay. I do not flip my hair. Flirtatiously.
Oh, really?
This doesn't look familiar.
Well, hello, boys.
My name is Tori Vega.
Buy me some licorice, and I'll give you a kiss.
I talk.
Nothing like that.
Seriously, do I talk anything like that.
Oh, no.
Oh. Oh,
Well, hello.
I don't believe we've met. You are?
Oh, yes. My name's Malcolm Winchester Fizzleworth.
It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance. It's a lovely home.
You have here.. Let's step over in that direction. That way.
They're very good, then.
Sure. Got very soft lobes. Doesn't he? Thank you.
Don't call.
Hey, you.
Hello, Officer.
Isn't this just a lovely shindig?
I can see your belly button.
Why, yes, that is my belly button.
Have you ever
considered filling it with raisin bran?
Well, no.
My name is Betsy Sue Goldenheart.
I live on a farm in Alabama, just north of a little.
Now you're eating Raisin Bran.
Hmm. I just love eating cereal that's been manhandled by your filthy hands.
Listen to me.
I'm doing this play.
I auditioned.
I got the lead and I'm doing it.
I don't care what you do.
All right, Take it back up where we left off.
I don't think you should do to stop.
I have to.
I'll get blackballed in Hollywood if I back out.
I don't want to get blackballed.
Then just do it.
What if I end up in the hospital?
Well, maybe you'll meet a handsome young doctor, get married and share a soda pop.
I don't talk like a
movie star from the 1940s.
Why don't they make the plane out of the same stuff
they make the black box out of?
Um, hello?
That was quite amusing commentary.
I'll need to see your license and registration.
Oh, sorry. There, Constable.
I don't own a motor car, therefore
have no such documents.
In me chaps or pockets.
Why don't you stop
invading my personal space and have a little of this Raisin Bran?
I'm going.
So why don't you pop a dabble in my mouth.
Well,
Aren't you two having a fun time eating raisin Bran together.
Well it was door to door.
Just be careful now, Mr. British Man.
Because who knows what terrible things might happen to you if that continues.
Robbie has a rare blood type.
O negative. Oh, negative.
And we don't have enough here for the surgery.
So how do you plan to. Whoa, whoa.
I know where you get some O-negative blood.
Where?
Right here.
I'm O-negative.
You did go through my medical records.
Told you I do my research.
Hey what time is it
You broke character. You lost.
I am a police officer,
and I am victorious.
Enjoy some raisin bran
you freakish Brit
This is Officers Pedesco, Code 3, Woo woo woo
You didn't have a happy childhood?
My favorite toy was a hammer.
You finish the puzzle.
No. You don't have to help.
What?
But if we win and Kesha does do a private concert here.
Only the people who helped find the letters get to come.
Only the people who help on the letters get to come.
163 00:07:40,543 --> 00:07:43,546 I don't talk like that.
This is stupid.
Try it.
Play some music.
Andre. There's a zebra in my toilet.
Now go try.
This is not going to work.
Try.
My big toe tried to kiss me.
Again.
Andre, Justin Bieber invited me to Jupiter
So you just happened to have that wig in your house?
Andre!
What are you guys? don't remember saying.
Come in.
I don't remember saying you could hog Moose.
What are you talking about?
Oh, well Moose my goodness.
I certainly do enjoy a fine game of hockey.
Oh, please take me to the Hockey game, Moose.
I'm ever so desperate.
I don't talk like that.
Jade,
are you done with your little sabotage game?
Done with what little Sabotage game?
Hey, Simpson found the projector and killed the crazy video.
Good, good. Now we just gotta.
Yeah.
Oh, you
take that, you freak demon
And anyway, why do you have to take risks to be a good actor?
Because acting is about stepping outside
your comfort zones, about pushing your emotions to new places.
Oh, I'm Beck.
I know about acting. I say words.
What do I do?
Cancel the band.
Looks like Tori Vega's prom
Has turned to one big, boogity-boo.
204 00:09:52,008 --> 00:09:52,341 Good.
Now lean towards me and put your head on my shoulder. Say,
don't fight it don't fight it.
Oh it's Cat
Hello? Hi.
Oh, hey, Cat.
What's up?
Are you and Beck having fun?
Oh, yeah, but, you know, not too much fun.
Ha ha ha ha.
So where are you guys right now?
Oh, we're at some food truck near Melrose and La Brea
Melrose and LaBrea Okay.
Hey. So, what are you up to tonight? Bye.
Can I have $20 to pay this guy?
No, you cannot have twe... Sorry.
I'm sorry. Did you just say no?
Because I think if SIkowitz were here
223 00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:50,775 He might say, "Oh someone sounds like a negative, Nancy."
So one more time.
Can I have $20?
Give it to him.
I'm going to count to ten,
and then I'm going to
You're ever so welcome!
I don't talk like that.