Bias wreckers
What is a bias wrecker?
We all have a bias, right?
And usually, what comes next
is a bias wrecker.
Like, for example...
Go Jackson! It's your birthday!
That's my bias, Jackson, y'all!
That's my bias!
That's my boy -
[romantic music playing]
Who is you?!
I'm here for Jackson, not you!
Don't point at me!
Jackson! Jackson, where are you?
Jackson, don't get mad -
Jackson, don't get ma- see what you di-?!!
NO!
NO MEANS NO!
Now you got Jackson all mad and shit...
Damn it!
BIAS WRECKED BITCH
Do we feel bad?
Yeah!
Did we want this to happen?
No...
But yes...
At the same mother-effin' time
Of course, we don't really accept it
at first, but...
[ominous, horror-movie music playing]
It will consume you.
By a matter of time.
Now, your bias wrecker will try
to steal you from your ultimate bias.
He will pluck the strings of your heart -
- and your loins
But don't you worry, your heart will belong
to your one and only true bias.
So you don't have to worry.
Though your bias wrecker will come out
of nowhere and try to steal your heart,
just like -
NO! No!
Are you sure?
But I don't wanna eff up my bias list!
Then say these words:
Sehun no swiping!
There you go. He's gone for now!
[sighs with relief] Thank you!
SIKE
[screaming]
It'll be like that, but your heart will
belong to your one and only true bias.
Gotta know that ish.
Unless...
Unless what???
Unless you go rogue.
Meaning you dump your bias and you go for
your bias wrecker!
DAAAYUM!
Unless you switch around like some kind
of kpop hoedown.
Who does that? Like, that's just - why
would you even have a kpop hoedown?
Like, that's just stu- me?!
WHAT? No! Okay, yeah! Only with BTS! But
only with BTS, because I can't really
choose - I love V, I like Jungkook, I like,
I like J-Hope, you know, I can't really
choose, it's like [frustrated, desperate whimper]
And TWICE as well, I mean, I like Sana but...
[frustrated noises]
And every other kpop group that has more
than 5 members in it, because let's just
be honest, I can't choose. I can't. I can't
choose. If you have 5 or more members
in there... sorry, I might change my mind,
I'm sorry, GOT7. [sniffs]
So, moral of the story is: bias wreckers
are a bad thing.
Or, can be a good thing. Or even both.
But in reality, it all depends on you.
Choose your bias or your bias wrecker.
What do you choose? Put in the comments
down below. Did you have, like, a bias
wrecker that messed with you? Did you have
a bias wrecker that you chose over your bias?
Or, did you stay with your bias?
[country music playing] Or did you just
join the kpop hoedown? HAHA!
Maybe you made the right choice, maybe
the bias wrecker is your one and only
true bias, then you could look at your bias
like how Chris looks at Drake at the
celebrity basketball game! That's love,
right there. That love story is a way better
love story than Twilight. Just saying.
Anyways, guys, thanks for watching, hope
you guys liked this video. Like this video
if you enjoyed it, put in the comments
down below, who is your bias wrecker? Did
you fall for your bias wrecker? Who's your
one and true bias? Did you fall for -
because, like, for me, I fell for, like,
one person in the beginning, then I kinda
went to another one... does that make
me a bad person? Probably. Maybe not. I
don't even know. Or are you a part of the...
[country music again] KPOP HOEDOWN, HAHA!
If you guys are curious about these hats
that I wore in this video, they're from
the same company that I sold my actual
collaboration, the kpop way hats, these
are already sold out, but I do like these
hats. I've been getting into these kinda
types of hats. It's the, this kind of
sign figure, you know, hearto hearto
If you wanna pick one up, if you wanna get
one, if you wanna just check out the website:
link in the description. Wow, I am tired
from doing the kpop hoedown. [exhales]
Being a kpop hoe is tiring. [exhales]
All right, y'all. Hope you guys enjoyed
that video, gave you a laugh.
Like this video, subscribe, and share this
video with everybody, all your friends in
the kpop fandom.
It's your boy JRE, from JREKML. Love you,
all my sexy, beautiful people.
Listen to kpop, it feels good, and yeah,
remember - dream, believe, do, repeat.
A'right, y'all. Bye!
[outro music]
You're the only boy I wanna bring out.
What? Really? It really said that, okay!
You know what? Whatever floats your boat!
But this boat don't float.
[romantic music from earlier playing again]
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