HELLO,
HELLO, EVERYONE. WELCOME TO TONIGHT WITH
CASSIDY.
CASSIDY.
CASSIDY. HAPPY FRIDAY!
HAPPY FRIDAY! WE FINALLY MADE IT TO THE
WEEKEND.
WEEKEND.
WEEKEND. NOW WE GET TO SIT BACK, RELAX
WITH ALL OF THESE FUN PEOPLE ON
THE COUCH.
THE COUCH. SO WE HAVE DYLAN CARLINO AND
SHANNON AND ENRICO, ALL
COMEDIANS AND YOU WERE
PORTLAND'S FUNNIEST PERSON OF
2016.
2016.
2016. HOW
2016. HOW ABOUT NOW?
>> NO.
>> NO.
>> NO. I'VE GOTTEN WAY WORSE THAN
THAT.
THAT.
THAT. >>
THAT. >> DO ANY OF YOU CLAIM TO BE
THE FUN NEST PERSON IN
PORTLAND?
PORTLAND?
PORTLAND? >> NOT WITH THE TITLE.
>> WHAT YEAR WERE YOU?
>> I'M THE THIRD FUNNIEST
PERSON IN PORTLAND AS OF 2019.
>> YES.
>> YES.
>> YES. OUT OF ALL THE PEOPLE IN
PORTLAND THAT THINK THEY'RE
FUNNY, THERE'S A LOT.
>> AND OTHER PEOPLE THAT
ALREADY WON.
ALREADY WON. >> YEAH.
>> YEAH.
>> YEAH. >> COME ON, MAN.
>> YOU GUYS ARE HERE BECAUSE
YOU'RE STARTING A NEW SHOW AT
KICK STAND COMEDY THIS WEEKEND.
>> YES.
>> YES.
>> YES. >> IT'S CALLED SAVAGES?
>> YES.
>> YES.
>> YES. >> WHAT IS SAVAGES?
>> SAVAGES IS A SHOW I'M DOING
WITH MY TWO FRIENDS AT KICK
STAND COMEDY AND IT'S THE BEST
OF THE BEST IN THE CITY.
WE'RE GOING TO BE DOING WEIRD,
AMAZING STUFF, FILM, SKETCHES
AND WEIRD, AMAZING THINGS.
WE WANT EVERYONE TO COME DOWN
AND SEE THE BEST OF THE BEST.
>> THAT'S NOT ACTUALLY ME AND
DYLAN.
DYLAN.
DYLAN. NO, NO.
NO, NO.
NO, NO. IT WAS A WEIRD MIX-UP.
>> MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
>> WAS IT?
>> WE'LL PHOTOSHOP YOU IN
THERE.
THERE.
THERE. >>
THERE. >> PLEASE DO.
THE.
THE.
THE. >>
THE. >> CAN WE DO THAT LIVE,
PRODUCER CHRISTIAN?
PRODUCER CHRISTIAN? HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH THE
NAME SAVAGES?
NAME SAVAGES? >> A SAVAGE IS SOMETHING LIKE A
VIOLENT UNCONTROLLABLE FORCE OF
NATURE OR PERSON AND IT'S LIKE
--
--
-- >>
-- >> THAT DESCRIBED ALL OF YOU
WHEN YOU WALKED IN LIKE WOW
THIS IS VIOLENT ALREADY.
>> YEAH.
>> YEAH.
>> YEAH. WHEN YOU SEE A CRUSHING SET BY
A COMEDIAN, IT'S LIKE OH, THAT
WAS SAVAGE OR AN AMAZING
FOOTBALL PLAY, THAT WAS SAVAGE.
THAT'S WHAT I THINK ABOUT WHEN
WE INVITE THE COMEDIANS ON.
IT'S THE BEST OF THE BEST, JUST
A FORCE OF NATURE.
>> DO YOU EVEN WATCH FOOTBALL?
>> I DO PROBABLY.
>> THAT WAS A WEIRD ANALOGY.
>> WERE YOU WATCHING THE
SEAHAWKS GAME LAST NIGHT?
>> I WAS.
>> I WAS.
>> I WAS. >> THERE WERE SOME SAVAGE
MOMENTS.
MOMENTS.
MOMENTS. >> YOU JUST SET ME UP RIGHT
NOW.
NOW.
NOW. >>
NOW. >> THIS IS A SPORTS COMEDY
SHOW.
SHOW.
SHOW. IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT.
>> SPORTS ANATOMY.
>> YOU HOST THE SHOW AND ROTATE
IN DIFFERENT COMICS, SO THE
THREE OF YOU PUT IT ON ALWAYS.
>> ME, AMANDA ARNOLD, ADAM
POSSE, PORTLAND'S FUNNIEST
PERSON AND AMAZING COMIC, TWO
BETTER THAN SHANE.
>> SO SORRY.
>> IT'S FINE.
>> WE'LL HAVE THREE COMICS
EVERY MONTH AND THEN WE'LL --
ME, ADAM AND ME AND AMANDA HOST
IT.
IT.
IT. >>
IT. >> GOOD JOB.
>> YOU GUYS ARE ON THE SHOW
THIS WEEK?
THIS WEEK? >> WE'RE THE SAVAGES.
>> WHAT KIND OF SAVAGE JOKES
HAVE YOU BEEN PREPARING?
>> DYLAN, TAKE THIS ONE.
>> I'M A SINGLE PERSON I WANT
EVERYONE TO KNOW.
>> GREAT.
>> GREAT.
>> GREAT. EVERYONE WATCHING.
EVERYONE WATCHING. >> I'M PROMOTING PRETTY MUCH
JUST THAT TONIGHT.
>> THIS IS DYLAN, SINGLE, READY
TO MINGLE.
TO MINGLE. DO YOU GET TO MINGLE WITH
PEOPLE AFTER THE SHOW?
>> WE TRY NOT TO.
>> DON'T TALK TO ME.
>> DON'T PREPARE YOUR ONE
LINER.
LINER.
LINER. >>
LINER. >> PLEASE DON'T DO THAT.
>> GO UP TO DYLAN.
TELL HIM ABOUT A JOKE HE SHOULD
USE YOU'VE THOUGHT OF.
>> IF YOU'RE HANDSOME AND WANT
TO BUY ME A DRINK, THAT'S COOL,
BUT WHATEVER.
BUT WHATEVER. >> THAT WORKS FOR ME, TOO.
>> IS THAT ALSO WHAT YOU'RE
PREPARING?
PREPARING? >> I LIKE THAT WHEN RANDOM
PEOPLE IN THE CROWD SAY HEY,
MAN, I CAN HELP YOU OUT.
>> WHAT'S THE WORST/BEST PITCH
THAT ANYONE HAS -- MAYBE MOST
MEMORABLE PITCH, JOKE THAT
SOMEONE HAS PITCHED TO YOU?
>> THAT ADAM POSSE IS
PORTLAND'S FUNNIEST PERSON.
>> ADAM, BY THE WAY, UNTIL THIS
MORNING WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE
FOR TONIGHT'S SEGMENT.
MAYBE WE KNOW WHY.
SHANE SCARED HIM AWAY.
THAT'S OKAY.
THAT'S OKAY. PITCHING JOKES, THAT SOUNDS
GREAT.
GREAT.
GREAT. DOES EVERYONE DO A SEPARATE SET
OR IS EVERYONE KIND OF ALL
CONNECTED?
CONNECTED? >> YES.
>> YES.
>> YES. ADAM AND AMANDA AND I AT THE
TOP WILL PROBABLY DO SOMETHING
TOGETHER AND WE'LL LET -- I
MIGHT LET ADAM TALK A LITTLE
BIT ON HIS OWN, BUT OTHER THAN
THAT, . YES.
THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO.
>> THIS WILL BE A RECURRING
SHOW?
SHOW?
SHOW? >>
SHOW? >> YES.
>> YES.
>> YES. MONTHLY AT KICK STAND COMEDY, A
REALLY GREAT VENUE.
>> OKAY.
>> OKAY.
>> OKAY. WE HAVE A SHORT LITTLE GAME
WITH OUR HIGH BUDGET PROPS.
EVERYONE GET A PILE.
YOU HAVE FOUR WORDS AND WE ARE
TAKING THE SHOW FROM A NEW LATE
NIGHT COMEDY SHOW CALLED A
LITTLE LATE WITH LILY SINGH.
SHE PLAYS THIS GAME AND THERE
ARE A FEW PROMPTS AND YOU HAVE
TO PICK SOMETHING AND TELL US A
STORY OF YOUR FIRST, BEST,
LAST, WORST, NOT INCLUDING
PORTLAND'S FUNNIEST OR LEAST
FUNNY OR ANY OF THOSE THINGS.
LET'S START WITH NORICO, FIRST,
WORST, BEST OR LAST FOOD CART
YOU'VE BEEN TO AT PORTLAND?
>> YOU DON'T EAT FOOD, DO YOU?
>> YOU DON'T KNOW ME.
I'LL GO TO THE LAST ONE I
VISITED.
VISITED.
VISITED. IT'S ONE I GO TO ALL THE TIME
CALLED TERRIER SQUARE IN
PORTLANDIA AND IT'S AN EGYPTIAN
FOOD CART AND I'M A BIG FAN OF
MEDITERRANEAN FOOD IN GENERAL.
THAT WAS THE LAST ONE I WENT
TO.
TO.
TO. >>
TO. >> PERFECT.
>> PERFECT. >> AM I DOING THIS GAME RIGHT
OR WAS I THE WORST?
>> NO, PERFECT.
SHANE, FIRST, BEST, LAST OR
WORST DATE NIGHT SPOT IN
PORTLAND?
PORTLAND?
PORTLAND? >> I'LL HAVE TO ASK MY WIFE
ABOUT THAT.
ABOUT THAT. LET'S SEE.
LET'S SEE. THE LAST PLACE I WENT ON A DATE
WAS TO --
WAS TO --
WAS TO -- >> WHAT'S THE WORST ONE?
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
THE BEST DATE NIGHT THAT I CAN
RECOMMEND FOR PEOPLE WHETHER
YOU'RE SINGLE, SAVAGELY SINGLE
LIKE DYLAN OR SAVAGELY MARRIED
LIKE ME, THE BEST DATE NIGHT
TOMORROW IS IN PORTLAND AT
SAVAGES AT KICK STAND COMEDY.
I'M NOT EVENING THE HOST.
YOU SEE ME DOING ALL THE HEAVY
LIFTING FOR YOU, BROTHER.
>> I THINK THAT WAS THE BEST
ONE.
ONE.
ONE. >>
ONE. >> THAT WAS THE BEST, BUT DYLAN
HASN'T GOTTEN TO GO YET.
FIRST, BEST, LAST OR WORST
COCKTAIL IN PORTLAND.
>> WELL, AS AN ALCOHOLIC, I DO
LIKE -- AND NOT TREATED, I
WOULD LIKE TO SAY THAT THE --
I'LL JUST SAY IT.
THE WORST DRINK YOU CAN ORDER
-- WE'LL JUST DO THAT, OH,
THAT'S LAST -- THE LAST DRINK
YOU ORDER IS ALWAYS A LONG
ISLAND ICED TEA.
WHEN I STARTED MY COMEDY
CAREER, IT WAS THE BEST.
>> SAVAGES IS AT KICK STAND
COMEDY.
COMEDY.
COMEDY. IT CAN BE THE FIRST COMEDY SHOW
YOU HAVE ETCH GONE TO.
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