does it not look like someone spunked on
my painting it was
me hi guys good morning today is Sunday
and today we're going to be putting up
our Christmas tree so I just want to
show you a few things I bought yesterday
when we were in Cambridge so let me just
turn this camera around um as you all
know I've got my Polaroid camera as well
as the camera I'm filming on so oh I
show you a few snaps I took at Cambridge
actually so this is my peloid Cameron
Laura dicks for my birthday present got
me this cool cake
um so this is like well I'll show you my
personal album actually you guys
probably haven't seen this here's a bit
of trivia if you watch some of our
videos you can see me taking some of
these photos I bought this camera when I
was in New York so the first pictures I
took were in New York that's when I met
Marissa and her
girlfriend that was the first day we
brought Wilma home and you can actually
watch the vlogmas I think it was a
vlogmas last year yeah cuz we got her on
the 13th of December um so that was the
day we brought wil home so on the 13th
of December it's our onee anniversary of
Wilmer my
family
um that was like boxing day we spent
with Laura yeah that's from the same day
that one didn't come out but they were
playing a game and there's my friends
that was the first time we did Radio 1
that was me getting a coffee like before
we went into radio one that's from our
hu actually U my friends kissy Anna
that's Rose and Emma the night before
our
wedding Laura is really ill so she looks
really pale wedding day me and my dad
and my bridesmaids the pets that's where
we went to pool um and that was in a
video when I took that picture uh Lindy
before B2B uh Rosie Alex and Susie
obviously Shannon and Camy looking great
I love that picture and that's just
before we went out in West Hollywood I
think I look ugly there uh but that's
when we went back got back from La um
Russell Kane I look so ugly here but
that's a better photo uh that was just
after we'd finished filming um the show
um that's our episode of the show and
it's a survival show and he's I just
texted him earlier actually because he's
just about to go to film his second
episode no they're not digital what are
they disposable disposable so I found
this disposable camera I got the classic
premium quality and I thought I really
wanted to take some like natural photos
over Christmas you know I don't want it
to be like oh what do I look like also
they're really fun to do the thing where
you hide it behind your back and you
talk to someone and you just go boom and
take a picture real quick Flynn had a
bit of his tail amputated cuz he'
injured it and he needed it amputated
and um we took his cone off yesterday
and he's really happy he was wasn't
doing too badly with his cone like you
can see his tail there look at the end
where it's been shaved and uted a little
bit I know it's strange isn't it baby
Rose has been begging me to wear my miss
claw's outfit She's been begging me for
ages she's been like oh yeah this
Christmas you going to wear that sex see
Mrs claw's outfit or whatever and I was
going to wear it on Christmas day but
then I was like do you know what
Christmas day is a day where you wear
your pajamas or onesie it's not it's not
like it's not a sexy day it's more of a
comfy day um and so she wants me to put
it on today because we're decorating the
tree and she wants it so bad to the
point that she went out into the garage
cuz I've got like this fancy dress box
in the garage and she went and got it
for me I don't know if it's ever been
washed okay Rosie has decided that she
needs a cup of tea halfway through
making a video because she's that
exhausted uh it must be exhausting
looking that good so we've just been
filming there's the camera uh there's
God she likes to go by the
radiator oh
H warm for Christmas and then she gets
too hot and pants doesn't she a isn't
she the cutest though she's poly she's
got an ear infection I know so we have
to keep putting drops in we do but
anyway we just filming there's the
camera there's the light we're filming
this video called Christmas wish we had
nothing planned we never scried our
videos or Planet Rose is like let's just
talk about our Christmas wishes and I
was like okay so we sat there and Rose
decides on the spot that her Christmas
wish is for me to give her a lap dance
so now she wants to film me giving her a
lap dance yeah I think it's going to be
great for me going to have my cup of tea
and then I'm going to give this broad
lap dance r no offense you're so sexy
down to here and then like the slippers
trous happen hey sexy is also Comfort
here's a fun fact I did a module called
pornography um while I was at Uni and
did you know that you're like way more
likely to have an orgasm if you're
wearing your socks which is why porn
Styles always wear socks number two eyes
up here eyes up here here's you think it
look sexy do you right cuz I got a fun
fact about this outfit never been washed
that's disgusting I'm actually out you
know when you're living as me you wreak
sex appeal which means that like you
sometimes you just got to work it and
this is me work it like I know it's a
bit revealing people shouldn't judge
shame me all right don't tree shame me
these are recording yeah because it's
funny having a Christmas tree behind me
also this is a vlog AKA vlogmas and I'm
trying to Vlog me doing real life things
so right now I'm making a cup tea in my
Mrs Santa outfit where's all the food
where's all the a curry gone did I eat
it all I can eat a curry every day twice
a day for the rest of my life is your
desert island like double curry curry
followed by Curry yeah that's mine do
you know what I like what get some Curry
men put it in like a POA arm and then
like put more curry on it sounds like
men to me all right guys I'm going to go
I'm going to go get myself a [ __ ] lap
dance jealous should be do you know why
cuz you're you're not as good a tree as
me so okay then bye guys Rosie had a lap
dancing related injury the light broke
and it broke your little
hand oh will sorry Rosie let me see your
injury oh Rose Rosie Ros oh oh it's so s
Wilma knows your hurt look Wilma's mommy
hurt you don't really care you just want
to be close to the radiator don't you oh
Point
proven I'm sorry about your injury I
can't La down to you now I think you can
okay we're about to go get the Christmas
tree down now it's in our attic that we
can't really reach which doesn't have
staircase I'm out breath from all that
lap dancing
you took my breath away Rose thanks babe
Rose lap Dan me as well so um did I take
your breath away oh you just said that
in a way yeah it's good that I listen
isn't it when you talk it is good so up
there you stand on the chair yeah right
you twist that thing what you do is
twist it it comes down what comes down
the the the hatch ladders no there's no
ladder I know I've never done this
before I know it's good to have a man
around the house don't don't do this at
home don't even attempt to do this at
home well open the attic it's all right
I don't like attics just so you know I'm
scared so twist it and it'll come down
towards you where your head is basically
okay so twist it one way yeah yeah oh oh
does the whole thing come off oh no it
just comes down like Crouch down that's
it and you should be able to like reach
it's cold up there yeah all right no
worries there should there a little
light up there I know there is stop
panicking sh what what what what could
you hear could you hear something no I
said sh because you said this better be
flattering I heard something up there
stop
it well done oh my goodness by the way
it's a dog under why are you so
surprised that I can do things right
hang on do you want me to pick go
collect it off you oh that's Tree Fine
well done now there should be a big
plastic condescending come on then yeah
I can see that can you stop giving me
instruction when I clear oh Babe oh stop
the it's so first Christmas argument
it's oh [ __ ] St telling what to do
first Christmas bickering little help
wouldn't go in this cuz I'm Vlogging
I'll do it don't worry hold on hold on
I've got it Rosie let me put the camera
down I've got it I've got it Rosie don't
worry about it I'm really boiling oh I
need to have a break maybe you should L
dance me again I think that's the only
thing that can really oh yeah cuz
that'll that'll give you
breath flat yourself Rosie okay
seriously I need to glass of
water I think we should WK her and then
I think we should put up our Christmas
tree cuz you're wearing your Christmas
tree outfit I'm dressed as Mrs claws I'm
excited
s love you oh
come
here okay so the time has come for Rosie
and I to decorate the tree which I'm
really excited about because I love
decorating trees can we put these on
here somehow or no that's a great idea
hold on how we C tape or something does
it have to be that particular stocking
well there are others but this is my
stocking really yeah you're sticking
with that one this year that's nice look
at this table runner oh my God I we had
that we can put it over there we can put
it along there look or we can put it on
the table that would make more sense on
the table but the table's not clear at
the moment I'll put that there oh this
is stressing me out get the dog out of
my lovely classy not very expensive
decorations it's got something in it and
I think it's a candle oh I bought that
for you and oh my God babe I bought you
that um in about 2012 that stocking do
you remember I had it in my old um flap
and I had it under my tree with the cuz
I didn't have stocking yeah did I write
I did I made I wrot a letter and
everything and it was it was super cute
I can't what I put yeah you put little
things in it I think it was a prenup I
wrote wasn't it okay so there year we've
gone with a Norwegian fur I'm joking
it's just some [ __ ] from Asda but
it's going to look lovely if there a
piece F in this year I blame you
entirely why would you oh my God I just
realized something I'm not even joking
you've purposely left my pink tree in
the Attic no yes you saw it in there
didn't you I didn't see it I think it's
cuz we threw it away do you remember
yeah we did yeah no we yeah let me tell
you why no let me tell you why no let me
tell you how let me tell you how I know
listen let me tell you how I know you're
like rose listen listen let me tell how
I know we were going to throw it away
right but after I decorated it last year
I put it back in the Box fully decorated
and so I said I'm not going to throw it
away because it has loads of decorations
in that we can use so I kept it so you
dress in I threw it away no you didn't
you think I'm dressing up as Mrs claws
ever again you've just ruined Christmas
no you have why did you throw away my
favorite tree I insult my favorite
stocking Wilma no offense but why are
you trying to eat Christmas Rose you're
missing she their mouth really look
really although if they yeah get out get
out I'm scared she's going to hurt
herself take it off is she playing a
look at a little
B Ador anyway got all really quick so I
don't really know where to put the
Christmas tree yet but I'm excited to
start so what we're going to do is start
building it and when it's perfect that's
when we're gonna put the camera back on
so you think that we didn't argue while
we were trying to get to that stage this
is the part my pink
tree what did you
do it's a clue it's a Christmas game M
sit oh my god do you want me to do it
Rosie good girl down good girl good girl
willms you will not believe what has
just happened
we opened the Christmas tree box and
we're missing one integral piece how has
this happened to us twice in our live
this is the second time this has
happened to us and guess what each time
it's happened Rose dick has been here I
think you're
cursed we're going to have to go and buy
a new tree it's Sunday oh God can't go
and buy anywhere there's nowhere's open
what time is it nowh what wait what time
is it it's yeah it's Sunday to
it's
8:00 okay bye why don't you tell
everybody exactly how you're feeling
right now not you
woman well we're not in the Christmas
cheer anymore put the bubble down dog
having fun and that's what counts cuz
Christmas is really all about she's
going to break it she's going to break
it Rosie
careful stting my B your boobs look
great though so Silver Lining thank you
but it doesn't make up for my lack of
treat my wife is picking up the cats
what we like to call nugs put them into
the toilet it's not funny it's not what
I wanted to do normally the cat goes
outside he does ask outside but it's
really stormy oh you look adorable hello
gorgeous he only has fresh running water
so yeah Rosy's that dance is really
really good mine was better so wlma
what's
this do the noise basically we've got
this noise and if we do it Wilma just
comes throw away
oh the noise of
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intrigue the noise of intrigue
starring the noise of
intrig the noise of intrigue she thinks
it's the noise of
intrigue starring Wilmer sow tell them
what I just had to do because I love WMA
so much what did I just do to her uh
toilet paper W is now pregnant kidding
um Rosie had to clean the ear infection
out of Wilma's ear and then she kept
sniffing it and then she wanted to eat
the ear infection those your antibiotics
you can have them in 5
minutes the noise of inrig thinks that
means w come here give me a kissy no a
what like you wouldn't make out she
looks really concerned like you wouldn't
make out with me if I threw myself at
she's above your ear infection stinks no
offense
[ __ ] she doesn't like that it's like
a quack
noise you're going to make a bark yeah
oh yeah that's it attack the water get
your antibiotics leave your
antibiotics I know she thinks Donald
Duck's here now she hates it when I
pretend Donald Duck's
here my gosh you really hates Ducks
don't do it again how you like
Penguins didn't care for [ __ ]
Penguins but it seems like
a it's not funny oh look at her
protecting us cuz she thinks Donald
Duck's downstairs Donald Duck's not
downstairs or in it don't do it again
I'm not going to well it's okay Donald
Duck's gone I'm so tempted to do it
again don't I'm not going to do it again
no ducks were harmed in the making of
This
Vlog your your social life probably has
been
there okay bye