>> James: REGGIE, WHAT COMES FIRST, NUMBER ONE, ON SATURDAY
PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP GAVE THE COMMENCEMENT ADDRESS AT WEST
POINT AND TWITTER WENT ABSOLUTELY BONKERS OVER THIS
SLOW WALK DOWN A RAMP AS HE LEFT THE STAGE.
♪.
NOW TO BE CLEAR WE DIDN'T ADD THAT MUSIC.
I KNOW IT MIGHT SEEM LIKE IT, THOSE FLUTES THOSE FLUTES WERE
MOCKING HIM ALL ON THEIR OWN.
NOW FOR MONTHS PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS REFUSED TO WEAR A MASK OUT
OF FEAR HE MIGHT LOOK FOOLISH.
AND ALL IT TOOK WAS A SLIGHT DECLINE TO MAKE HIM LOOK
FOOLISH.
AND OF COURSE THE PRESIDENT REMAINED COOL AFTER THE VIDEO,
I'M KIDDING, HE WENT TO TWITTER WRITING THE RAMP THAT I
DESCENDED AFTER MY WEST POINT COMMENCEMENT SPEECH WAS VERY
LONG AND STEEP, HAD NO HANDRAIL AND MOST IMPORTANTLY WAS VERY
SLIPPERY.
THE LAST THING I WAS GOING TO DO WAS FALL FOR THE FAKE NEWS TO
HAVE FUN WITH FINAL TEN FEET A RAN DOWN TO LEVEL GROUND.
MOMENTUM.
NOW THIS TWEET CREATE MORSE QUESTIONS THAN IT DOES ANSWERS
LIKE WHY IS THE WORD "FALL" IN COTAITION MARKS.
TWEETING ABOUT THIS ONLY DRAWS MORE ATTENTION TO IT.
IT IS LIKE SENDING AN OFFICE WIDE EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT LINE
THE MUS STARRED STAIN ON MY SHIRT TODAY.
NOW I HAVE TBHEFER BEEN ON THE RAMP AT WEST POINT VOI NO IDEA
HOW HARD OR EASY IT IS TO GET UP AND DOWN, FOR ALL I KNOW TRUMP
COULD BE DOING A BRILLIANT JOB.
THEN I SAW THIS.
NOW TO BE FAIR, PRESIDENT OBAMA IS A LOT YOUNGER THAN TRUMP.
OH, NEVER MIND, MOMENTUM.
ALL OF THIS OVER A SLOW WALK DOWN A RAMP WHEN THERE ARE SO
MANY OTHER THINGS TO FOCUS ON FROM TRUMP'S ADDRESS THIS PAST
WEEKEND, LIKE THE WAY HE DRINKS WATER.
(APPLAUSE) I'VE HONESTLY NEVER SEEN ANYBODY
DRINK WATER-- HE DRINKS WATER LIKE IT'S MAD AT HIM.
THIS IS WHERE HE NEEDS HELP FROM THE NATIONAL GUARD.
FORGET THE PROTEST.
BUT IT IS AN IMPORTANT REMIND WE ARE SUMMER COMING ON THAT YOU DO
HAVE TO STAY HYDRATED.
♪ ♪ SO STAY HYDRATED, EVEN IF YOU
DRINK WATER LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT WATER IS.
REGGIE WHAT IS 1 PLUS ONE.
>> Reggie: TWO.
>> James: TWO, NUMBER-- HAD TO THINK ABOUT IT.
NUMBER TWO, THIS SINCE QUARANTINE STARTED LIFE HAS
REALLY SLOWED DOWN FOR A LOT OF US.
AND IT HAS REALLY, REALLY SLOWED DOWN FOR OTHERS.
>> I DON'T KNOW WHY HE DOES THIS.
>> James: THIS ATTITUDE TOWARDS THE WORLD MAKES MORE
SENSE WHEN YOU REMEMBER HE SPENT LIKE AN 1/8 OF HIS ENTIRE LIFE
IN QUARANTINE.
HE REALLY TOOK HIS SWEET TIME GETTING DOWN THAT THAT SLIDE.
I HAVEN'T SEEN ANYTHING THAT SLOW AND AWKWARD SINCE-- .
♪ REGGIE, WHAT IS NEXT.
>> Reggie: I'M GOING TO GO FOR THREE.
>> James: NUMBER THREE, NOW FIEMENTLY DESPITE SEEING PEOPLE
IF PUBLIC WHO AREN'T WEARING MASKS, A GLOBAL PANDEMIC IS
STILL HAPPENING.
BUT THERE ARE MOMENTS THAT WE CAN CELEBRATE LIKE WHEN JOYCE
AND DON A COUPLE WHO HAVE BEEN MARRIED FOR 67 YEARS WERE
REUNITED AFTER BEING SEPARATED FOR FIVE WEEKS DUE TO COVID.
>> LOOK AT ALL THE PEOPLE.
OH, OH, NO WAY.
OH.
OH, HONEY.
>> DO YOU WANT TO GIVE HIM A HUG.
I WILL HELP YOU.
>> OH HONEY.
>> YOU THINK I'M AN OLD MAN NOW.
BEAUTIFUL SO WONDERFUL, YOU LOOK SO WONDERFUL.
ARE YOU SO BEAUTIFUL.
YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL.
EVERYBODY WANTED TO SEE YOU.
OH, BEAUTIFUL, OH MY.
>> James: THEY'VE BEEN MARRIED 67 YEARS.
PUT THAT IN PERSPECTIVE, JANUARY 2020 WAS 67 YEARS AGO.
THAT WAS THREE THINGS.
THREE THINGS.